Dr. Emilio Lizardo
@livefreeordie.bsky.social
What? Oh, hi. Sorry. Just been a tough week.
@pkrugman.bsky.social it's very weird that I keep seeing articles like yours that compare military spending to GDP since 1961, but never Social Security or welfare payments or stuff like that. How much has medicare spending dropped as percentage of GDP since 1980? Medicaid? Food Stamps?
November 3, 2023 at 2:32 PM
@pkrugman.bsky.social it's very weird that I keep seeing articles like yours that compare military spending to GDP since 1961, but never Social Security or welfare payments or stuff like that. How much has medicare spending dropped as percentage of GDP since 1980? Medicaid? Food Stamps?
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RIP to the sentence “Here, let me Google that for you,” the single most useful clapback of the 00s and 10s, killed by Google becoming absolutely useless for discovering any correct information whatsoever
August 28, 2023 at 7:12 PM
RIP to the sentence “Here, let me Google that for you,” the single most useful clapback of the 00s and 10s, killed by Google becoming absolutely useless for discovering any correct information whatsoever
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Millennial owned restaurants are only called three things:
1. KICKFLIP BAGELS AND MUFFINS
2. BAD ASS BUTCHER BBQ
3. Of Flowers and Honey, a dining experience
1. KICKFLIP BAGELS AND MUFFINS
2. BAD ASS BUTCHER BBQ
3. Of Flowers and Honey, a dining experience
August 28, 2023 at 10:07 PM
Millennial owned restaurants are only called three things:
1. KICKFLIP BAGELS AND MUFFINS
2. BAD ASS BUTCHER BBQ
3. Of Flowers and Honey, a dining experience
1. KICKFLIP BAGELS AND MUFFINS
2. BAD ASS BUTCHER BBQ
3. Of Flowers and Honey, a dining experience
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If I was in a horny anime comic and some girl's pupils turned into hearts I would get very scared and call 911
August 28, 2023 at 10:08 PM
If I was in a horny anime comic and some girl's pupils turned into hearts I would get very scared and call 911
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they call it The Satisfier
August 28, 2023 at 10:22 PM
they call it The Satisfier
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introducing my gf to dross so she can up her goon game
August 24, 2023 at 7:35 AM
introducing my gf to dross so she can up her goon game
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bro dont ever fuckin call me a shitposter again i got that hustle i got that get that bread grind bro i am on a different fucking level of shit bro you dont even get it bro like face the reality of the situation and put a lil respect on this name im not a shitposter bro im fucking shit influencer
August 24, 2023 at 7:21 AM
bro dont ever fuckin call me a shitposter again i got that hustle i got that get that bread grind bro i am on a different fucking level of shit bro you dont even get it bro like face the reality of the situation and put a lil respect on this name im not a shitposter bro im fucking shit influencer
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When I think of CBR the first thing I always think of is when I was first writing the X-men, I popped into the forums to find an enormous debate thread entitled WHEN EMMA FROST TURNS INTO DIAMOND DO HER BREAST IMPLANTS ALSO TURN INTO DIAMOND?
August 24, 2023 at 8:23 AM
When I think of CBR the first thing I always think of is when I was first writing the X-men, I popped into the forums to find an enormous debate thread entitled WHEN EMMA FROST TURNS INTO DIAMOND DO HER BREAST IMPLANTS ALSO TURN INTO DIAMOND?
Whenever I come on here, this song gets stuck in my head
https://youtu.be/QElPK8N074M?si=5KqH4wwYEqm-pSXT
https://youtu.be/QElPK8N074M?si=5KqH4wwYEqm-pSXT
All That Jizz (Audio)
#FriskyDingoI DON'T OWN THIS SONGedit: Thank you all SO MUCH for the views! You all are awesome!Lyrics:Skeet on your face, skeet on your face, skeet-skeet-sk...
youtu.be
August 24, 2023 at 8:33 AM
Whenever I come on here, this song gets stuck in my head
https://youtu.be/QElPK8N074M?si=5KqH4wwYEqm-pSXT
https://youtu.be/QElPK8N074M?si=5KqH4wwYEqm-pSXT
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I’ve always loved this sign that someone is an asshole:
August 21, 2023 at 1:45 PM
I’ve always loved this sign that someone is an asshole:
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i think making jokes about 9/11 is fine
August 10, 2023 at 1:20 PM
i think making jokes about 9/11 is fine
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grandpa which side did you fight on in the gender wars?
August 17, 2023 at 2:33 AM
grandpa which side did you fight on in the gender wars?
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welcome to bluesky! here are some ground rules we all follow:
* no joke-y death threats. you have to follow through
* you can sell prescription pills to one another but only on "whacked out wednesday"
* if you're a lawyer you have to start every post regardless of subject with "as a lawyer,"
* no joke-y death threats. you have to follow through
* you can sell prescription pills to one another but only on "whacked out wednesday"
* if you're a lawyer you have to start every post regardless of subject with "as a lawyer,"
August 18, 2023 at 8:22 PM
welcome to bluesky! here are some ground rules we all follow:
* no joke-y death threats. you have to follow through
* you can sell prescription pills to one another but only on "whacked out wednesday"
* if you're a lawyer you have to start every post regardless of subject with "as a lawyer,"
* no joke-y death threats. you have to follow through
* you can sell prescription pills to one another but only on "whacked out wednesday"
* if you're a lawyer you have to start every post regardless of subject with "as a lawyer,"
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T-1000 pursuing John Connor in an 18-wheel Richard Scarry pickle tanker
August 21, 2023 at 5:40 PM
T-1000 pursuing John Connor in an 18-wheel Richard Scarry pickle tanker
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My heart is broken, I'm too sad to make skeets 💔
August 21, 2023 at 5:41 PM
My heart is broken, I'm too sad to make skeets 💔
I love them both so much
August 21, 2023 at 5:29 PM
I love them both so much
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attn: raylan givens is on the TV again now
August 2, 2023 at 2:00 AM
attn: raylan givens is on the TV again now
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Goodbye to my dear longtime friend, Paul Reubens. The world has lost one of the funniest human beings who ever lived. Paul, I will miss you and all the wonderful times we spent together more than you’ll ever know. 💔
July 31, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Goodbye to my dear longtime friend, Paul Reubens. The world has lost one of the funniest human beings who ever lived. Paul, I will miss you and all the wonderful times we spent together more than you’ll ever know. 💔
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One of the first days filming Matilda, a man who looked very familiar turned to me, completely deadpan, and said “Did you hear the one about the bed?”
I said no.
He said, “It’s not made up yet.”
It still makes me smile. The first of many stupid but funny jokes from Paul Reubens.
I said no.
He said, “It’s not made up yet.”
It still makes me smile. The first of many stupid but funny jokes from Paul Reubens.
July 31, 2023 at 8:44 PM
One of the first days filming Matilda, a man who looked very familiar turned to me, completely deadpan, and said “Did you hear the one about the bed?”
I said no.
He said, “It’s not made up yet.”
It still makes me smile. The first of many stupid but funny jokes from Paul Reubens.
I said no.
He said, “It’s not made up yet.”
It still makes me smile. The first of many stupid but funny jokes from Paul Reubens.