Public Universal Girlfriend
@littletron.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ just a weird lil gal who writes unlikable songs| Prettier than a cockroach, uglier than a sunset|
the legume lady, princess of pulses, soup enhancer specialist, and the night analyst
She/Her
https://littletron.bandcamp.com
the legume lady, princess of pulses, soup enhancer specialist, and the night analyst
She/Her
https://littletron.bandcamp.com
Get you a janitor with good business vacuumen.
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Get you a janitor with good business vacuumen.
Got yelled to in the cat call style voice, leaving an appointment for some name change related stuff at the social security building in town:
"Oooh, you walkin fast girl"
Which has gotta be one of the weirder ones I've ever gotten.
Dat forward locomotion.
"Oooh, you walkin fast girl"
Which has gotta be one of the weirder ones I've ever gotten.
Dat forward locomotion.
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Got yelled to in the cat call style voice, leaving an appointment for some name change related stuff at the social security building in town:
"Oooh, you walkin fast girl"
Which has gotta be one of the weirder ones I've ever gotten.
Dat forward locomotion.
"Oooh, you walkin fast girl"
Which has gotta be one of the weirder ones I've ever gotten.
Dat forward locomotion.
I entreat everyone to not only see how absurd this was but also to resist nostalgia about times of your own youth.
I promise the world wasn't such a more pure place. It was you, being a child, who was more pure, as children often are.
I promise the world wasn't such a more pure place. It was you, being a child, who was more pure, as children often are.
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I entreat everyone to not only see how absurd this was but also to resist nostalgia about times of your own youth.
I promise the world wasn't such a more pure place. It was you, being a child, who was more pure, as children often are.
I promise the world wasn't such a more pure place. It was you, being a child, who was more pure, as children often are.
Local girl flips swirch, surprised she didnt turn the sun off in the room she was in
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Local girl flips swirch, surprised she didnt turn the sun off in the room she was in
When i transitioned a whole lot of people constantly told me "you dont have to rush anything".
Worse advice I've ever received. As s girl transitioning in her 30s, the **last** thing i needed was caution. In retrospect, I wish i had rushed more!
Never could figure out why people leap to that.
Worse advice I've ever received. As s girl transitioning in her 30s, the **last** thing i needed was caution. In retrospect, I wish i had rushed more!
Never could figure out why people leap to that.
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
When i transitioned a whole lot of people constantly told me "you dont have to rush anything".
Worse advice I've ever received. As s girl transitioning in her 30s, the **last** thing i needed was caution. In retrospect, I wish i had rushed more!
Never could figure out why people leap to that.
Worse advice I've ever received. As s girl transitioning in her 30s, the **last** thing i needed was caution. In retrospect, I wish i had rushed more!
Never could figure out why people leap to that.
Love getting insurance denials for "sexual deviancy", especially when the specific reason im getting a particular procedure is the one thing that is explicitly called out as not excluded in that clause.
Time to fill out appeals paperwork 😮💨
Time to fill out appeals paperwork 😮💨
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Love getting insurance denials for "sexual deviancy", especially when the specific reason im getting a particular procedure is the one thing that is explicitly called out as not excluded in that clause.
Time to fill out appeals paperwork 😮💨
Time to fill out appeals paperwork 😮💨
What do i do with a drunken sailor...?
Gosh, can't a girl have some secrets?
Gosh, can't a girl have some secrets?
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What do i do with a drunken sailor...?
Gosh, can't a girl have some secrets?
Gosh, can't a girl have some secrets?
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I once had a surgeon tell me to sleep when I'm tired- naps, going to bed early, sleeping in- because the body cannot heal without adequate rest and it still stands as the most stunning advice I've ever received.
We are told not to "indulge" when we're tired (even by doctors!) and it is SO HARMFUL
We are told not to "indulge" when we're tired (even by doctors!) and it is SO HARMFUL
Because they are, to a person, freaks.
Why are there never return to nature people but for pre-industrial sleep cycles?
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I once had a surgeon tell me to sleep when I'm tired- naps, going to bed early, sleeping in- because the body cannot heal without adequate rest and it still stands as the most stunning advice I've ever received.
We are told not to "indulge" when we're tired (even by doctors!) and it is SO HARMFUL
We are told not to "indulge" when we're tired (even by doctors!) and it is SO HARMFUL
We love seeing hot girls in dresses
qtp with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥💃🏻
(Sadly i don't have any good full body shots recent because i am a bad girl who doesn't clean her mirror often enough, or have a full length mirror at all)
qtp with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥💃🏻
(Sadly i don't have any good full body shots recent because i am a bad girl who doesn't clean her mirror often enough, or have a full length mirror at all)
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
We love seeing hot girls in dresses
qtp with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥💃🏻
(Sadly i don't have any good full body shots recent because i am a bad girl who doesn't clean her mirror often enough, or have a full length mirror at all)
qtp with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥💃🏻
(Sadly i don't have any good full body shots recent because i am a bad girl who doesn't clean her mirror often enough, or have a full length mirror at all)
Its very fun dealing with friends who are a little bit fey, because some of them are fairy-like in a Tinkerbell sense, and some of them are fairy-like in the "going to disappear into the shadows of the wood, and might take you along for indeterminate amounts of time" sense.
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Its very fun dealing with friends who are a little bit fey, because some of them are fairy-like in a Tinkerbell sense, and some of them are fairy-like in the "going to disappear into the shadows of the wood, and might take you along for indeterminate amounts of time" sense.
I will not indulge survivor's guilt about my psychological healing.
I will not indulge survivor's guilt about my psychological healing
I will not indulge survivor's guilt about my psychological healing
I will not indulge survivor's guilt about my psychological healing
I will not indulge survivor's guilt about my psychological healing
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I will not indulge survivor's guilt about my psychological healing.
I will not indulge survivor's guilt about my psychological healing
I will not indulge survivor's guilt about my psychological healing
I will not indulge survivor's guilt about my psychological healing
I will not indulge survivor's guilt about my psychological healing
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As above, so oreo
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
As above, so oreo
Okay i didn't do this for this reason, but ill be damned if that wasn't the result.
Turns out being a hot girl helped my life in more ways than i expected
Turns out being a hot girl helped my life in more ways than i expected
i transitioned so that people would perceive my neurodivergence as endearing instead of making fun of me for it
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Okay i didn't do this for this reason, but ill be damned if that wasn't the result.
Turns out being a hot girl helped my life in more ways than i expected
Turns out being a hot girl helped my life in more ways than i expected
Something i personally suspect:
If you frame being criticized as oppressive censorship, you place the goalposts such that the idea of actual censorship of them is so far out there as to render them impossible to meaningfully attack. Its a strategic thing
If you frame being criticized as oppressive censorship, you place the goalposts such that the idea of actual censorship of them is so far out there as to render them impossible to meaningfully attack. Its a strategic thing
3. They think they're invincible, that no one will ever challenge them. And maybe they're right. For all of their moaning and complaining about woke censorship and MeToo and Cancel Culture these people never shut the fuck up, they've never BEEN shut the fuck up.
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Something i personally suspect:
If you frame being criticized as oppressive censorship, you place the goalposts such that the idea of actual censorship of them is so far out there as to render them impossible to meaningfully attack. Its a strategic thing
If you frame being criticized as oppressive censorship, you place the goalposts such that the idea of actual censorship of them is so far out there as to render them impossible to meaningfully attack. Its a strategic thing
My advisors have informed me that "reaching a broad audience" does not mean making contact with a lot of women.
This fact is quite disappointing.
This fact is quite disappointing.
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My advisors have informed me that "reaching a broad audience" does not mean making contact with a lot of women.
This fact is quite disappointing.
This fact is quite disappointing.
If i ever utter the phrase "i see these people doing this thing, but i just dont think i ever will"
It is 100% a cope because i don't feel like i can/have vague permissions for it and will eventually get over myself and do exactly the thing
It is 100% a cope because i don't feel like i can/have vague permissions for it and will eventually get over myself and do exactly the thing
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
If i ever utter the phrase "i see these people doing this thing, but i just dont think i ever will"
It is 100% a cope because i don't feel like i can/have vague permissions for it and will eventually get over myself and do exactly the thing
It is 100% a cope because i don't feel like i can/have vague permissions for it and will eventually get over myself and do exactly the thing
I am so so sleepy.
Because of woke.
Because of woke.
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I am so so sleepy.
Because of woke.
Because of woke.
ACAB includes ghost cops
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
ACAB includes ghost cops
Me, making a pot roast for one of my girlfriends, *who frequently expresses desire for me*, who is coming over(its her favorite and her birthday is this week):
"Oh yeah, I'm gonna make that girl want me"
... What's funny is that i psychologically do this all the time
"Oh yeah, I'm gonna make that girl want me"
... What's funny is that i psychologically do this all the time
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Me, making a pot roast for one of my girlfriends, *who frequently expresses desire for me*, who is coming over(its her favorite and her birthday is this week):
"Oh yeah, I'm gonna make that girl want me"
... What's funny is that i psychologically do this all the time
"Oh yeah, I'm gonna make that girl want me"
... What's funny is that i psychologically do this all the time
I believe in yeag
i believe in yeag
I believe in yeag
November 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I believe in yeag
A puppygirl when she's really into a woman:
"Awoooooooooo
...
Ga"
"Awoooooooooo
...
Ga"
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
A puppygirl when she's really into a woman:
"Awoooooooooo
...
Ga"
"Awoooooooooo
...
Ga"
If i ever brewed and marketed an abbey ale, i think id call it abagail
November 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If i ever brewed and marketed an abbey ale, i think id call it abagail
Beware, my dears of the belief in certainty. Nothing will guarantee you find a way to be wrong more effectively than thinking its possibly to be completely right.
November 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Beware, my dears of the belief in certainty. Nothing will guarantee you find a way to be wrong more effectively than thinking its possibly to be completely right.
So uh, lets just say that I figured some things out when fighting Giygas
November 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
So uh, lets just say that I figured some things out when fighting Giygas