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June 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
we were learning about human reproduction in high school biology and I (accurately) referred to the foetus as a parasite. my teacher got so angry she sent me out of the room
February 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017
January 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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If the outpouring of genuine emotion towards David Lynch is anything to go by, then there would seem to be a clear path to being beloved and valued - and it ain't conformity and playing it safe.
January 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Honor his memory by doing something strange, unraveling a riddle within yourself, and working on your favorite projects.
January 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Ensign, some days you just need to hole up in the Jefferies Tubes with a blanket.

And a book.

And snacks.

And drinks. And some candles. Maybe some incense. A heating pad. Slippers. A friendly vole or two. Your favorite holodrama. Several pizzas. A charcoal face mask. A charcuterie
January 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax

ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
December 13, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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Trans folks held a dance party in the Capitol bathroom to protest the bathroom ban on there.
December 5, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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My partner and I collect fridge magnets when on holiday. Other people have cottoned onto this and started getting ones for us from places we've never been, it drives me mad, but I can't say anything because it look's ungrateful. Now I just have to travel to those places too.
November 28, 2024 at 9:25 AM
I'm at that lovely point in my depression where I don't want to sleep because then tomorrow will come, so instead of going to bed at a reasonable time I am watching Bones and reading the wikipedia article for edam
November 25, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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Ozempic is bad because it should be okay to just be fat.
November 24, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 10:14 PM
I love this!
show me your cat and what they are named for
November 23, 2024 at 11:58 AM
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tummy ache survivor
February 26, 2024 at 7:15 PM
I remember this! I remember being home sick from school in the mid-90s and watching this on TV (must have been a re-run). horrifying. I always assumed it was a fever dream
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

Through the Dragon’s Eye
BBC 1989
November 20, 2024 at 10:08 AM
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£1.75 now, where’s the guillotine?
Not to be dramatic but a single Heinz can of soup costing £1.70 should have someone sitting in front of an inquiry.
November 18, 2024 at 12:51 PM
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I would like to opt out of finding out, I was not doing any of the fucking around
November 14, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Favourite photo you've taken this year.

Here's mine:
November 13, 2024 at 4:57 PM
I know she looks a bit wound-up but it's because she's trying something scary and new: curl up on the lap facing the human
November 12, 2024 at 8:19 PM
acid reflux was keeping me up last night but ended up snuggling with a girl who likes blankets and old movies
November 9, 2024 at 10:22 AM
I didn't get a job I applied for and I am very sad this spooky night
October 31, 2024 at 2:54 PM
happy 5th birthday to my autism diagnosis 🥳
October 29, 2024 at 9:18 AM
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i’m a one issue voter and i’ll vote for whichever party vows to put elon musk in jail for the crime of being too cringe
October 28, 2024 at 7:06 PM