Dr. Joseph-Ignace Guillotin
@littleoffthetop.bsky.social
My machine will take off a head in a twinkling and the victim will feel nothing but a refreshing coolness. We cannot make too much haste, gentlemen, to allow the nation to enjoy this advantage.
Update: Just had to touch my face to work out which side was which in the mirror.
I have a medical cannabis prescription and I thought I would give myself a little xmas treat and spend a bit more. I have grossly underestimated the difference between £50 weed and £85 weed. I thought I was hardcore. I am not. There is half a spliff in the ashtray and I think it wants to fight me.
December 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Update: Just had to touch my face to work out which side was which in the mirror.
Reposting this because it has just come to light that there is only one mince pie in the house on Christmas eve. I'm furious.
The fact that mince pies are not available all year only serves to underscore the iron grip our capitalist overlords have on our hearts and minds. This seasonal scarcity is entirely contrived. We could be living in a utopia you fools.
December 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Reposting this because it has just come to light that there is only one mince pie in the house on Christmas eve. I'm furious.
I have a medical cannabis prescription and I thought I would give myself a little xmas treat and spend a bit more. I have grossly underestimated the difference between £50 weed and £85 weed. I thought I was hardcore. I am not. There is half a spliff in the ashtray and I think it wants to fight me.
December 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I have a medical cannabis prescription and I thought I would give myself a little xmas treat and spend a bit more. I have grossly underestimated the difference between £50 weed and £85 weed. I thought I was hardcore. I am not. There is half a spliff in the ashtray and I think it wants to fight me.
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there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
Honestly, watching both Jake Paul and Andrew Tate get absolutely panned this weekend has made me feel much more festive that anything else this year.
December 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Honestly, watching both Jake Paul and Andrew Tate get absolutely panned this weekend has made me feel much more festive that anything else this year.
Somewhere, in the depths of the Labour party archives there's a copy of that old Blair attack ad that just keeps looking more and more human as the years pass.
December 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Somewhere, in the depths of the Labour party archives there's a copy of that old Blair attack ad that just keeps looking more and more human as the years pass.
Sometimes, just sometimes, Donald Trump is fucking hilarious.
December 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Sometimes, just sometimes, Donald Trump is fucking hilarious.
OK, it still sucks but this is kinda funny.
Eurovision host says it will not drown out any boos during Israel's performance reut.rs/3MLtVgo
Eurovision host says it will not drown out any boos during Israel's performance
The host broadcaster of the next Eurovision Song Contest, Austria's ORF, will not ban the Palestinian flag from the audience or drown out booing during Israel's performance as has happened at previous shows, organisers said on Tuesday.
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December 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
OK, it still sucks but this is kinda funny.
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The tech and investor bros have algorithmically bubbled themselves into blowing the global economy up, haven't they? As far as their feeds show, everyone but everyone thinks AI is god's gift. That's why they can't understand it and we're all going to burn.
December 17, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The tech and investor bros have algorithmically bubbled themselves into blowing the global economy up, haven't they? As far as their feeds show, everyone but everyone thinks AI is god's gift. That's why they can't understand it and we're all going to burn.
They're gonna do a Kamala Harris with Shabana Mahmood and then tell us Farage won because we're all racist and sexist aren't they?
December 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
They're gonna do a Kamala Harris with Shabana Mahmood and then tell us Farage won because we're all racist and sexist aren't they?
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I came here to post this as I can't believe it doesn't already have 10,000 signatures - please sign and share! So vital and so utterly crazy that this has to be petitioned for. #climatesky
To get the government to respond to our petition calling for a National Climate Resilience Plan, we need 10,000 of you to help us. We are over halfway now! If you haven't already, please sign it and encourage others to do so as well ✒️ 🌍
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
Petition: Fund a National Climate Resilience Plan: protect communities from climate impact
From floods to extreme temperatures, climate impacts risk damaging homes, health, businesses, services, and the economy. We want Government to prioritise adaptation; fund a new Resilience Plan that…
petition.parliament.uk
December 16, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I came here to post this as I can't believe it doesn't already have 10,000 signatures - please sign and share! So vital and so utterly crazy that this has to be petitioned for. #climatesky
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‘The best defence against a bad guy with a gun is a Muslim armed only with a colossal pair’
December 15, 2025 at 7:41 AM
‘The best defence against a bad guy with a gun is a Muslim armed only with a colossal pair’
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So we created a plausible-sounding bullshit machine. What could possibly go wrong?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5Dj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5Dj...
"SUSPENDED" as a DOCTOR - Thanks Google!
YouTube video by Dr Hope's Sick Notes
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December 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
So we created a plausible-sounding bullshit machine. What could possibly go wrong?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5Dj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5Dj...
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You may have noticed trees bursting into leaf in mid November. This is profoundly unnatural and could lead to ecological collapse and thereby societal collapse. This is due to climate change which is caused by western lifestyles. Just saying really
December 15, 2025 at 10:55 AM
You may have noticed trees bursting into leaf in mid November. This is profoundly unnatural and could lead to ecological collapse and thereby societal collapse. This is due to climate change which is caused by western lifestyles. Just saying really
This is what they're doing in your name.
Over 300k views of our latest film.
Haven’t seen it yet? The government would like to keep it that way.
Full film 👉 youtu.be/0fk3t28TiAc
Haven’t seen it yet? The government would like to keep it that way.
Full film 👉 youtu.be/0fk3t28TiAc
Will this documentary put Keir Starmer behind bars?
YouTube video by Declassified UK
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December 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
This is what they're doing in your name.
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The real disgrace in UK's welfare bill is that so much of it is spent on people in work. We are subsidising jobs that do not pay enough to live on. If we genuinely made sure work paid a decent living, then we would not have such a high bill.
December 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The real disgrace in UK's welfare bill is that so much of it is spent on people in work. We are subsidising jobs that do not pay enough to live on. If we genuinely made sure work paid a decent living, then we would not have such a high bill.
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Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
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making a tiktok for this game was tricky radiatoryang.itch.io/rainbows
December 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
making a tiktok for this game was tricky radiatoryang.itch.io/rainbows
Mum's got a plastic Christmas tree with red lights on it and I keep telling her it's evil but she won't listen and it's going to kill us.
December 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Mum's got a plastic Christmas tree with red lights on it and I keep telling her it's evil but she won't listen and it's going to kill us.
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Absolutely tremendous stuff from this week's Popbitch
December 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Absolutely tremendous stuff from this week's Popbitch
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I'm deeply concerned about the wellbeing of prisoners who were involved in Palestine Action protests, and are currently on hunger strike.
Some have not eaten for six weeks. A number have been hospitalised. They are all being held on remand - without trial or conviction.
Some have not eaten for six weeks. A number have been hospitalised. They are all being held on remand - without trial or conviction.
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I'm deeply concerned about the wellbeing of prisoners who were involved in Palestine Action protests, and are currently on hunger strike.
Some have not eaten for six weeks. A number have been hospitalised. They are all being held on remand - without trial or conviction.
Some have not eaten for six weeks. A number have been hospitalised. They are all being held on remand - without trial or conviction.
How long are we meant to do this for? Forever? I mean, it's total bullshit, this all needs to change. Stop what you're doing... everyone, listen, EVERYONE. Stop it, whatever that is, just do something else. I don't care what, just something else. This is all bollocks that we're doing now.
December 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
How long are we meant to do this for? Forever? I mean, it's total bullshit, this all needs to change. Stop what you're doing... everyone, listen, EVERYONE. Stop it, whatever that is, just do something else. I don't care what, just something else. This is all bollocks that we're doing now.