evil femme
@lipglossfemme.bsky.social
typographer. stone femme4butch. professional dyke. muppet enthusiast. will bite your head off.
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ACAB includes people with Ring cameras.
January 19, 2026 at 9:32 PM
ACAB includes people with Ring cameras.
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Weight loss commercials are like No one should ever feel like they need to lose weight 🙂 Nonetheless,
February 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Weight loss commercials are like No one should ever feel like they need to lose weight 🙂 Nonetheless,
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I didn’t watch the football but seeing travis kelce sadly walking out in his sequined suit bc he didn’t have a backup fit is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life
February 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I didn’t watch the football but seeing travis kelce sadly walking out in his sequined suit bc he didn’t have a backup fit is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life
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Kanyes dead to us. You’ll have to stan a DIFFERENT chicago-based gemini musician who dropped out of college & has one dead parent & a bear fursona. Oh waitttt a secondddddd
leftatlondon.com
leftatlondon.com
Left At London
leftatlondon.com
February 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Kanyes dead to us. You’ll have to stan a DIFFERENT chicago-based gemini musician who dropped out of college & has one dead parent & a bear fursona. Oh waitttt a secondddddd
leftatlondon.com
leftatlondon.com
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“Go piss girl” really mightve been the last meme with longevity that wasnt out of irony
November 22, 2024 at 8:13 AM
“Go piss girl” really mightve been the last meme with longevity that wasnt out of irony
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My gf systematically liking all of my flop tweets
November 21, 2024 at 12:36 AM
My gf systematically liking all of my flop tweets
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ive only listened to frank sinatra when i felt in love or was in a severe mental health crisis he really was mitski for italian dudes
October 2, 2023 at 4:41 AM
ive only listened to frank sinatra when i felt in love or was in a severe mental health crisis he really was mitski for italian dudes
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how the fuck did george burns outlive betty white… she was petting animals & eating right & being active & getting plenty of rest meanwhile george burns was so addicted to nicotine that he’s smoking a cigar throughout his ENTIRE episode of THE FUCKIN MUPPETS, & he STILL made it to triple digits???
September 23, 2023 at 10:01 AM
how the fuck did george burns outlive betty white… she was petting animals & eating right & being active & getting plenty of rest meanwhile george burns was so addicted to nicotine that he’s smoking a cigar throughout his ENTIRE episode of THE FUCKIN MUPPETS, & he STILL made it to triple digits???
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US COVID SHOTS ARE FREE.
Please do not let Walgreens and CVS mislead you or your family members or neighbors about this! They are the biggest part of the federal bridge (free shots for uninsured people) program, but the rollout’s logistics have been a little scattered and you may get pushback.
Please do not let Walgreens and CVS mislead you or your family members or neighbors about this! They are the biggest part of the federal bridge (free shots for uninsured people) program, but the rollout’s logistics have been a little scattered and you may get pushback.
PSA: the CDC has a program that pays for your COVID vaccine if your insurer won't. The guy at CVS told me that my insurer had not added the new vaccine to its formulary yet, so I'd need to pay $190. I told him about this program, showed him the website, and paid nothing. 🤗
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September 19, 2023 at 10:57 PM
US COVID SHOTS ARE FREE.
Please do not let Walgreens and CVS mislead you or your family members or neighbors about this! They are the biggest part of the federal bridge (free shots for uninsured people) program, but the rollout’s logistics have been a little scattered and you may get pushback.
Please do not let Walgreens and CVS mislead you or your family members or neighbors about this! They are the biggest part of the federal bridge (free shots for uninsured people) program, but the rollout’s logistics have been a little scattered and you may get pushback.
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she jerkin on my beetle till i juice… nah hmm. she TUGGIN on my beetle till i juice? no… she PULLIN on my beetle till i juice-
beetlejuice: hey u call?
me: well a state rep was groping her date at the musical about u &-
beetlejuice: GROSS! they made a musical about me? hope the guy came, at least
beetlejuice: hey u call?
me: well a state rep was groping her date at the musical about u &-
beetlejuice: GROSS! they made a musical about me? hope the guy came, at least
September 16, 2023 at 4:05 AM
she jerkin on my beetle till i juice… nah hmm. she TUGGIN on my beetle till i juice? no… she PULLIN on my beetle till i juice-
beetlejuice: hey u call?
me: well a state rep was groping her date at the musical about u &-
beetlejuice: GROSS! they made a musical about me? hope the guy came, at least
beetlejuice: hey u call?
me: well a state rep was groping her date at the musical about u &-
beetlejuice: GROSS! they made a musical about me? hope the guy came, at least
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This is my vintage mail buddy. His tail is a combination letter opener and pen and he holds a stamp sponge pot between his paws. When I get old photos in the mail they wait in the spring until I get around to organizing them! Japan, ca. 1950s.
September 16, 2023 at 1:23 AM
This is my vintage mail buddy. His tail is a combination letter opener and pen and he holds a stamp sponge pot between his paws. When I get old photos in the mail they wait in the spring until I get around to organizing them! Japan, ca. 1950s.