Lionel Hutz
@lionel-hutz-esq.bsky.social
Professional attorney; amateur minivan driver; consumer of uneaten kids meals; designated spider killer
The pardon power used to be used to right injustices for people unfairly or incorrectly convicted. Now the King issues daily pardons to demonstrate that he is the only authority that needs to be obeyed.
Trump announces a pardon of Henry Cuellar: "I am hereby announcing my full and unconditional PARDON of beloved Texas Congressman Henry Cuellar, and Imelda. Henry, I don’t know you, but you can sleep well tonight — Your nightmare is finally over!"
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The pardon power used to be used to right injustices for people unfairly or incorrectly convicted. Now the King issues daily pardons to demonstrate that he is the only authority that needs to be obeyed.
It really feels like the Trump and Hegseth came up with the plan to attack the boats by watching Clear and Present Danger, but they only watched the first hour of the movie.
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It really feels like the Trump and Hegseth came up with the plan to attack the boats by watching Clear and Present Danger, but they only watched the first hour of the movie.
Has any GOP figure posted a Hans Gruber “Hit Them Again” meme yet in reference to the second boat attack? Because it's definitely coming.
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Has any GOP figure posted a Hans Gruber “Hit Them Again” meme yet in reference to the second boat attack? Because it's definitely coming.
This is the best plan since Ben Shapiro said people should sell their land if ocean levels rise. Who does he think we’re going buy healthcare from?
November 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This is the best plan since Ben Shapiro said people should sell their land if ocean levels rise. Who does he think we’re going buy healthcare from?
An administration that pardons people who beat cops and tries to prosecute a person who threw a sandwich at one based solely on their political affiliation.
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
An administration that pardons people who beat cops and tries to prosecute a person who threw a sandwich at one based solely on their political affiliation.
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If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.
September 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.
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Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
September 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
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Tylenol does not cause autism.
Autistic kids do not need to be cured.
Okay thanks bye.
Autistic kids do not need to be cured.
Okay thanks bye.
September 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Tylenol does not cause autism.
Autistic kids do not need to be cured.
Okay thanks bye.
Autistic kids do not need to be cured.
Okay thanks bye.
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What are the names of the U.S. Navy officers carrying out these orders to serially bomb civilian boats that pose no threat to their own vessels, killing everyone aboard? Surely they’ll want to take personal credit for this honorable service and perhaps wear a little campaign medal on their chest.
September 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
What are the names of the U.S. Navy officers carrying out these orders to serially bomb civilian boats that pose no threat to their own vessels, killing everyone aboard? Surely they’ll want to take personal credit for this honorable service and perhaps wear a little campaign medal on their chest.
The Hortmans being murdered in their home with their dog not mattering because he didn’t know who they were before they were killed is just peak GOP…
absolutely repugnant, gutfeld completely dismisses the assassination of melissa hortman, calls it a "bull shit" example of political violence
September 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The Hortmans being murdered in their home with their dog not mattering because he didn’t know who they were before they were killed is just peak GOP…
Just the President of the United States musing about fisherman not being able to fish out of fear of being summarily murdered by the United States…
Trump: "We're seeing that there are no ships in the ocean anymore ... no there are no boats. I wonder why? Meaning, no drugs are coming across. Probably stopping some fishermen too. To be honest, if I were a fisherman, I wouldn't want to go fishing either. 'Maybe they think I have drugs downstairs'"
September 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Just the President of the United States musing about fisherman not being able to fish out of fear of being summarily murdered by the United States…
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Please share: My name is David Costello. I am a lifelong Mainer and Democrat running against Susan Collins. I too am concerned. I am concerned with endless decisions Susan Collins has made. We need to turn a page, retire Susan and take back the US Senate. Please watch and share:
September 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Please share: My name is David Costello. I am a lifelong Mainer and Democrat running against Susan Collins. I too am concerned. I am concerned with endless decisions Susan Collins has made. We need to turn a page, retire Susan and take back the US Senate. Please watch and share:
Trying to focus on the fascism he's saying but distracted by the hat that I can't imagine a grown adult wearing unironically, never the less the President of the United States
Trump on FBI raiding Bolton's house: "I could know about it. I could be the one starting it. I'm actually the chief law enforcement officer."
August 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Trying to focus on the fascism he's saying but distracted by the hat that I can't imagine a grown adult wearing unironically, never the less the President of the United States
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July 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Mamdani was born in Uganda, a fact that Trump and his allies are now using incessantly to attack him. Meanwhile, the NYT has a piece today going after him for having checked "Black or African American" alongside "Asian" in his college application when he was a senior in HS.
His response:
His response:
July 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Mamdani was born in Uganda, a fact that Trump and his allies are now using incessantly to attack him. Meanwhile, the NYT has a piece today going after him for having checked "Black or African American" alongside "Asian" in his college application when he was a senior in HS.
His response:
His response:
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*Biden tries to forgive student loans*
SCOTUS: Whoa there, that is, uh, a major question. Which means you can't do it.
*Trump revokes part of the constitution*
SCOTUS: Obviously, we got to give the President the benefit of the doubt on this one.
SCOTUS: Whoa there, that is, uh, a major question. Which means you can't do it.
*Trump revokes part of the constitution*
SCOTUS: Obviously, we got to give the President the benefit of the doubt on this one.
June 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
*Biden tries to forgive student loans*
SCOTUS: Whoa there, that is, uh, a major question. Which means you can't do it.
*Trump revokes part of the constitution*
SCOTUS: Obviously, we got to give the President the benefit of the doubt on this one.
SCOTUS: Whoa there, that is, uh, a major question. Which means you can't do it.
*Trump revokes part of the constitution*
SCOTUS: Obviously, we got to give the President the benefit of the doubt on this one.
*punches guy in face*
“Whoa, whoa, let’s not fight here man!”
“Whoa, whoa, let’s not fight here man!”
June 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
*punches guy in face*
“Whoa, whoa, let’s not fight here man!”
“Whoa, whoa, let’s not fight here man!”
GOP really going with “is hastening a death that was going to happen anyway even a thing???”
Absolutely bonkers — Joni Ernst doubles down on her “we are all gonna die” defense of Medicaid cuts while walking through a cemetery
June 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
GOP really going with “is hastening a death that was going to happen anyway even a thing???”
Imagine being a "journalist" and responding to a journalist claiming free speech is being inhibited by supporting the government taking action against him...
Fox News' Harris Faulkner reacts to Scott Pelley's commencement speech by saying the White House could soon strip CBS of "funding" for supposedly being antisemitic.
"The administration has an answer for this. And Scott Pelley, I don't know, maybe it won’t be 60 Minutes anymore."
"The administration has an answer for this. And Scott Pelley, I don't know, maybe it won’t be 60 Minutes anymore."
May 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Imagine being a "journalist" and responding to a journalist claiming free speech is being inhibited by supporting the government taking action against him...
When store shelf start becoming empty in a few weeks, people should start to leave five pencils on the empty shelves.
May 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
When store shelf start becoming empty in a few weeks, people should start to leave five pencils on the empty shelves.
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No one is above the law except, according to the Supreme Court, a president.
Everyone who is accused of violating the law is entitled to due process.
It is un-American and unconstitutional to believe in one and not the other.
Everyone who is accused of violating the law is entitled to due process.
It is un-American and unconstitutional to believe in one and not the other.
April 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
No one is above the law except, according to the Supreme Court, a president.
Everyone who is accused of violating the law is entitled to due process.
It is un-American and unconstitutional to believe in one and not the other.
Everyone who is accused of violating the law is entitled to due process.
It is un-American and unconstitutional to believe in one and not the other.
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these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism
April 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism
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“As long as the stasi can get you across the border before you can wrangle a lawyer you’re fucked” is a hell of an argument
April 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
“As long as the stasi can get you across the border before you can wrangle a lawyer you’re fucked” is a hell of an argument
We literally have an attorney general who either doesn't understand the difference between a civil lawsuit and criminal charges or who's willing to misrepresent one as the other to please her boss. www.nbcnews.com/now/video/ag...
AG Pam Bondi announces charges against New York over immigration policies
Attorney General Pam Bondi announced that the Justice Department has filed charges against the state of New York and several of its leaders over immigration policies that she said violate federal law.
www.nbcnews.com
February 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
We literally have an attorney general who either doesn't understand the difference between a civil lawsuit and criminal charges or who's willing to misrepresent one as the other to please her boss. www.nbcnews.com/now/video/ag...