Lionel Hutz
@lionel-hutz-esq.bsky.social
Professional attorney; amateur minivan driver; consumer of uneaten kids meals; designated spider killer
They're either stupid enough not to realize how these statements negatively impact their ability to prosecute people or they don't care.
December 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
They're either stupid enough not to realize how these statements negatively impact their ability to prosecute people or they don't care.
“Aggressively” caroling means putting extra emphasis on the words: Jesus, Christ, Son of God, and Our Savior when singing.
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
“Aggressively” caroling means putting extra emphasis on the words: Jesus, Christ, Son of God, and Our Savior when singing.
This is because he wants to be thought of as a King. The King is only one needs to be pleased or obeyed. If you are in the good favor of the King, no harm will come to you.
December 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This is because he wants to be thought of as a King. The King is only one needs to be pleased or obeyed. If you are in the good favor of the King, no harm will come to you.
The pardon power used to be used to right injustices for people unfairly or incorrectly convicted. Now the King issues daily pardons to demonstrate that he is the only authority that needs to be obeyed.
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The pardon power used to be used to right injustices for people unfairly or incorrectly convicted. Now the King issues daily pardons to demonstrate that he is the only authority that needs to be obeyed.
"All these acts are hereby null and void because they were not validly executed" - Says the President of US in a social media post
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"All these acts are hereby null and void because they were not validly executed" - Says the President of US in a social media post
It really feels like the Trump and Hegseth came up with the plan to attack the boats by watching Clear and Present Danger, but they only watched the first hour of the movie.
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It really feels like the Trump and Hegseth came up with the plan to attack the boats by watching Clear and Present Danger, but they only watched the first hour of the movie.
It really feels like the Trump and Hegseth came up with the plan to attack the boats by watching Clear and Present Danger, but they only watched the first hour of the movie.
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It really feels like the Trump and Hegseth came up with the plan to attack the boats by watching Clear and Present Danger, but they only watched the first hour of the movie.
"Alpha males" who turn into whiny bitches at the hint of any accountability for their actions.
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
"Alpha males" who turn into whiny bitches at the hint of any accountability for their actions.
Another losing court battle for the Trump administration and a waste of resources for all
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Another losing court battle for the Trump administration and a waste of resources for all
“I HAVE TO MAKE ALL THESE PERSONAL TRIPS! WHAT DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT?!?? IT IS MY CURSE!!!”
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“I HAVE TO MAKE ALL THESE PERSONAL TRIPS! WHAT DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT?!?? IT IS MY CURSE!!!”
These people are the heads of our government and act like 5th grade playground bullies.
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
These people are the heads of our government and act like 5th grade playground bullies.
Someone better tell Goose before he makes a mistake…
a group of police officers are walking through a doorway in a room .
ALT: a group of police officers are walking through a doorway in a room .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Someone better tell Goose before he makes a mistake…
They say it so they sound like they know what they're talking about.
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
They say it so they sound like they know what they're talking about.
“What’s the deal with these snacks?!?!?”
Jerry Seinfeld Stand Up GIF
ALT: Jerry Seinfeld Stand Up GIF
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
“What’s the deal with these snacks?!?!?”
Remember when Michelle Obama wanted healthier school lunches for kids and the GOP lost its fucking mind?
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Remember when Michelle Obama wanted healthier school lunches for kids and the GOP lost its fucking mind?
Very excited to watch the Turkey Day stream this year!
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Very excited to watch the Turkey Day stream this year!
I thought Sean Duffy said you had to keep your shoes on!
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I thought Sean Duffy said you had to keep your shoes on!
All these guys cosplaying as commandoes is so hilarious to me...
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
All these guys cosplaying as commandoes is so hilarious to me...
Big “Fuck it, let’s be legends!”energy
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Big “Fuck it, let’s be legends!”energy
Actual bad guys are going to start going free because the government keeps getting caught lying.
Judge Ellis derides Greg Bovino as a serial fabulist who brazenly lied on the stand and seemingly considered it funny to perjure himself. cst.brightspotcdn.com/49/34/daecfb...
November 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Actual bad guys are going to start going free because the government keeps getting caught lying.
Illegal is the word you’re looking for.
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Illegal is the word you’re looking for.