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Lionel Hutz
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Professional attorney; amateur minivan driver; consumer of uneaten kids meals; designated spider killer
Same energy:
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Same energy:
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This is the best plan since Ben Shapiro said people should sell their land if ocean levels rise. Who does he think we’re going buy healthcare from?
November 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
How’d I do?
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
He's always right.
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Huh.
October 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
September 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Same energy:
August 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Old enough to remember the last Elite Strike Force of Trump lawyers, most got disbarred…
July 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
*punches guy in face*

“Whoa, whoa, let’s not fight here man!”
June 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
February 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
February 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
February 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
December 15, 2024 at 2:09 AM
You know what they should do?
November 13, 2024 at 2:20 PM
You know what they should do?
November 13, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Even within the same post Trump is arguing the trial is both too early and too late. The only consistency is that he doesn't want to be on trial...
April 14, 2024 at 2:11 PM