lionapegod.bsky.social
@lionapegod.bsky.social
Even less soul than a politician. Damn.
unfortunately my experience with policy economists is they have no idea what they're looking at, when it comes to data. they are in no sense statisticians. they are aspirationally politicians, but without any of the charisma.
December 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Put a finger puppet on each of the puppet's hands.
jayvik but they settle their disagreements by talking through their puppets
December 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I want to torture them, but not like this.
Noooo I don't want to have to explain to them the whole concept of capitalism and watch the light die from their eyes nooooooooooooo.
December 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Oh shit! I completely forgot about Dre.
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
DUN DUN D-DUN 👰‍♀️🤖
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
November 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Sam would probably kill me for suggesting this, but I think she could get a lot of inspiration/challenge from trying to put her tinies through Cards Against Humanity prompts.
October 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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California is such a great example of how the Democratic Party is not right to face this moment. Total 1 party control and all they do is go like “well if we stop using prison slaves it’s gonna cost too much to put out the wildfires our mismanagement of natural resources cause. It’s slave time!”
October 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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"youre virtue signalling!"

ok. so we both agree im attempting to do good things. what kind of criticism is that. youre sayimg im doing them just for attention? well ok. but im still doing them arent i?

only a dummy thinks taking a shot at your character is making a point
October 12, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Socialists get a bad reputation (wrongly imo) for being the no-fun-allowed party but the world REN and his ilk want to live in is genuinely so bleak. You're posting online about how you think a stranger's lunch is gay but in a racist way. Deeply unwell.
October 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I wake up a few inches tall in a hamster cage on a table in a white sterile room when a beautiful woman in a lab coat walls in. "Time for our first experiment of the day." I'm too shy to say anything.
some fave "mom" types i like playing as:

-unethical scientist using you as a guinea pig
-witchlike "crazy" cat lady (all her cats are women)
-your older roommate who is a huge stoner loser. inexplicably comes home with dates every night
-the missing girl from that incident in the woods 30 years ago
October 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Art and socialism for me, slop and capitalism for thee.
October 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Did Taylor Swift say she "Girlbossed too close to the sun"? Tumblr should be quoting the stupid things Taylor says not the other way around.
October 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
September 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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In 2022, after helping the LAPD solve a 1990 cold case, the lead homicide detective called me a “savant” in a LA Times article about the case. The predator was a skinhead and white supremacist who committed the murder of a young gay man. Hope Apple changes their minds!
September 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Ideal scenario: Multiple groups of Nazis go to protests pretending to be leftists, they all attack each other while the rest of us stay at home.
it's a small thing right now but if the worst people in the country are upset by a failure to mourn properly they will collapse where they stand when the day comes and there's actual spontaneous celebrations
September 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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COLLEGE STUDENT DESTROYS CHARLIE KIRK ON GUN CONTROL DEBATE
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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So like
What if Lucy had a mom that was even bigger
October 18, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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"We're just not manipulating the public successfully enough".
August 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Canada gets MAID; USA gets GPTAID
August 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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And the only acceptable identity red state billionaire or trophy wife. I miss the cornier bits of Americana, when we (pretended?) to like apple trees and grandmas who made banana bread and pediatricians and etc. Now it’s golden toilet or go home 💔
August 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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hey Adult Swim Smalls let's make a Melody & Liz short ;)
December 17, 2024 at 1:47 AM
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Leading more credence to the theory that AI bros love AI so much because it lets them "create" tasteless content that no artist would be dumb or racist enough to help make for them
August 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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“I’m not calling for an increase in violence, I’m just saying we redirect it at the billionaires”
August 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM