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Let's trade a convicted felon/sexual abuser/insurrectionist for an innocent man. It's the right thing to do.
Let's trade a convicted felon/sexual abuser/insurrectionist for an innocent man. It's the right thing to do.
Poll: Majority of Americans Favor Swapping Trump for Abrego Garcia
Poll respondents agreed that a maximum security prison in El Salvador is an appropriate place to house a felon convicted on 34 counts.
www.borowitzreport.com
April 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
www.borowitzreport.com/p/poll-major...
Let's trade a convicted felon/sexual abuser/insurrectionist for an innocent man. It's the right thing to do.
Let's trade a convicted felon/sexual abuser/insurrectionist for an innocent man. It's the right thing to do.
America--you can show your support for Ukraine.
u24.gov.ua/result/succe...
u24.gov.ua/result/succe...
UNITED24 - The initiative of the President of Ukraine
United24 was launched by the President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelenskyy as the main venue for collecting charitable donations in support of Ukraine. Funds will be transferred to the official accounts of...
u24.gov.ua
March 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
America--you can show your support for Ukraine.
u24.gov.ua/result/succe...
u24.gov.ua/result/succe...
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Anyone else concerned about Trump quoting a dictator? This comes right after he fired 20 immigration judges without explanation.
February 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Anyone else concerned about Trump quoting a dictator? This comes right after he fired 20 immigration judges without explanation.
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PRESIDENT MUSK, the only U.S. president in history to receive 0 votes. www.borowitzreport.com/p/elon-musks...
Elon Musk’s Team Receiving High School Credit for Running Government
A sixteen-year-old was elated to learn that he would accrue class credits for serving as Secretary of the Treasury.
www.borowitzreport.com
February 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
PRESIDENT MUSK, the only U.S. president in history to receive 0 votes. www.borowitzreport.com/p/elon-musks...
If you need a distraction from the hostile Washington DC takeover (turn up volume):
February 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
If you need a distraction from the hostile Washington DC takeover (turn up volume):
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The Tea Party, who strenuously protested when a Black guy they claimed was born in Africa was spending their tax dollars, are strangely silent now that a white guy who was definitely born in Africa is doing it
February 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The Tea Party, who strenuously protested when a Black guy they claimed was born in Africa was spending their tax dollars, are strangely silent now that a white guy who was definitely born in Africa is doing it
So sorry, friends! The occupant of the U.S. oval office does not know how to play nice.
February 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
So sorry, friends! The occupant of the U.S. oval office does not know how to play nice.
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Isn't this what Trump learned in 2024?
If you do illegal things at rapidfire, the courts can't keep up with you fast enough to hold you accountable.
He outran the courts because elections were quicker than his prosecution.
The faster he does illegal things now, the more he cripples a slow system.
If you do illegal things at rapidfire, the courts can't keep up with you fast enough to hold you accountable.
He outran the courts because elections were quicker than his prosecution.
The faster he does illegal things now, the more he cripples a slow system.
The slow moving coup has suddenly Picked up a lot of speed
February 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Isn't this what Trump learned in 2024?
If you do illegal things at rapidfire, the courts can't keep up with you fast enough to hold you accountable.
He outran the courts because elections were quicker than his prosecution.
The faster he does illegal things now, the more he cripples a slow system.
If you do illegal things at rapidfire, the courts can't keep up with you fast enough to hold you accountable.
He outran the courts because elections were quicker than his prosecution.
The faster he does illegal things now, the more he cripples a slow system.
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I blame all our current problems on DEI. We never should have hired a president with so many glaring impairments
January 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I blame all our current problems on DEI. We never should have hired a president with so many glaring impairments
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“Any attempt to relocate Trump to Panama will be considered an act of war,” Panama’s president said.
In Flurry of Executive Orders Trump Accidentally Deports Himself to Panama
Panama accused the U.S. of “trying to offload felons to our shores.”
www.borowitzreport.com
January 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Any attempt to relocate Trump to Panama will be considered an act of war,” Panama’s president said.
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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
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“He still has more brains than I got,” said Tommy Tuberville.
Worm Warns Senate He Has Eaten 90 Percent of RFK Jr.’s Brain
“That leaves only 10 percent—which, by the way, is a math problem Bobby is incapable of solving.”
www.borowitzreport.com
January 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“He still has more brains than I got,” said Tommy Tuberville.
January 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If I had to choose who gets to stay in the country, a guy who picks avocados or a guy who rioted at the Capitol, I’m gonna go with the avocado guy
January 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Dems would get much more traction finding and promoting people saying what they know and experience.
What has more impact, This man speaking his mind or the Dems speaking “in unison “ ?
What has more impact, This man speaking his mind or the Dems speaking “in unison “ ?
You guys need to see this and take it in…
Wise words from someone who is a target. And he’s been listening.
Wise words from someone who is a target. And he’s been listening.
January 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This week, I filed a lawsuit against the Trump Administration's illegal executive order seeking to end "birthright citizenship." This action is blatantly unconstitutional, as a judge just ruled. I discussed the case on @msnbc.com. www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0WJ...
Colorado Attorney General Phil Weiser Discusses Lawsuit to End Birthright Citizenship With Joy Reid
YouTube video by Phil for Colorado
www.youtube.com
January 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
What's up with the price of eggs? The price!
Voters sold out our country to the Felon-in-Chief for cheaper eggs because "only he could fix it." America is still waiting for cheap eggs....(Could it be that the avian flu has anything to do with it?)
Voters sold out our country to the Felon-in-Chief for cheaper eggs because "only he could fix it." America is still waiting for cheap eggs....(Could it be that the avian flu has anything to do with it?)
January 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
What's up with the price of eggs? The price!
Voters sold out our country to the Felon-in-Chief for cheaper eggs because "only he could fix it." America is still waiting for cheap eggs....(Could it be that the avian flu has anything to do with it?)
Voters sold out our country to the Felon-in-Chief for cheaper eggs because "only he could fix it." America is still waiting for cheap eggs....(Could it be that the avian flu has anything to do with it?)
January 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde was nearing the end of her sermon for the inaugural prayer service on Tuesday when she took a breath and looked directly at President Trump.
"I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now," she said. Read more: nyti.ms/40slABn
"I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now," she said. Read more: nyti.ms/40slABn
January 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde was nearing the end of her sermon for the inaugural prayer service on Tuesday when she took a breath and looked directly at President Trump.
"I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now," she said. Read more: nyti.ms/40slABn
"I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now," she said. Read more: nyti.ms/40slABn
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Love seeing this young fellow thriving. Ndotto was (and still is) my first adoptee...in a long line of adoptees. Check out and support SWT.
Love seeing this young fellow thriving. Ndotto was (and still is) my first adoptee...in a long line of adoptees. Check out and support SWT.
Ndotto with some impressive yoga-inspired stretches, showing off his flexibility and balance. But after a few moves, he decides that a nap might be the wiser choice — sometimes rest is the best way to recharge!
Discover more about Ndotto and his journey with us: swt.bio/ndotto
Discover more about Ndotto and his journey with us: swt.bio/ndotto
January 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Love seeing this young fellow thriving. Ndotto was (and still is) my first adoptee...in a long line of adoptees. Check out and support SWT.
Love seeing this young fellow thriving. Ndotto was (and still is) my first adoptee...in a long line of adoptees. Check out and support SWT.