@lillithandthebears.bsky.social
"I don't want to be a police anymore. I want to be an artist, like a real artist" --big bear, 8, making his mama SO proud
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"I don't want to be a police anymore. I want to be an artist, like a real artist" --big bear, 8, making his mama SO proud
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Yes, release the Epstein files!!!
September 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Yes, release the Epstein files!!!
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This is a fair point.
September 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This is a fair point.
I am forever questioning myself as to whether or not I'm Really Gay© because of the whole.... having children....having dated almost exclusively men thing.....but then I sit down at a dive bar and the bartender is wearing a low cut top and making me an excellent Bloody Mary and YUP HUGE LESBIAN HERE
September 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I am forever questioning myself as to whether or not I'm Really Gay© because of the whole.... having children....having dated almost exclusively men thing.....but then I sit down at a dive bar and the bartender is wearing a low cut top and making me an excellent Bloody Mary and YUP HUGE LESBIAN HERE
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First they came for Bill Clinton, and I said, yes, that man is a sex pest, get him
September 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
First they came for Bill Clinton, and I said, yes, that man is a sex pest, get him
As a former debate nerd I think this is HILARIOUS.
September 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
As a former debate nerd I think this is HILARIOUS.
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Dogs are getting vaccinated less and rabies rates are rising, in part because 37% of Americans think vaccines will give their dogs... pawtism.
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
September 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Dogs are getting vaccinated less and rabies rates are rising, in part because 37% of Americans think vaccines will give their dogs... pawtism.
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
THIS UPDATE HAS BROUGHT ME NOTHING BUT SORROW IN THE PAST WEEK. SINCERELY, BURNT OUT TECH SUPPORT LADY
August 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
THIS UPDATE HAS BROUGHT ME NOTHING BUT SORROW IN THE PAST WEEK. SINCERELY, BURNT OUT TECH SUPPORT LADY
My kids are at a slumber party and I'm at a lesbian bar. This is the life I wanted from Phoenix.
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My kids are at a slumber party and I'm at a lesbian bar. This is the life I wanted from Phoenix.
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“Diddler on the Roof”—I tip my hat.
August 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
“Diddler on the Roof”—I tip my hat.
I had been struggling with how to tell my kids' malignantly useless father that I was taking the kids and moving 3 hours away to a major city
....but we've been here a week and the fucker has literally not noticed so I no longer feel that I owe him an an announcement
....but we've been here a week and the fucker has literally not noticed so I no longer feel that I owe him an an announcement
August 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I had been struggling with how to tell my kids' malignantly useless father that I was taking the kids and moving 3 hours away to a major city
....but we've been here a week and the fucker has literally not noticed so I no longer feel that I owe him an an announcement
....but we've been here a week and the fucker has literally not noticed so I no longer feel that I owe him an an announcement
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wish the fireworks would stop. It’s been hours of nonstop noise.
It doesn’t sound like celebration.
It sounds like gunshots on the fabric of our democracy. It feels like our freedom dying.
It doesn’t sound like celebration.
It sounds like gunshots on the fabric of our democracy. It feels like our freedom dying.
July 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
wish the fireworks would stop. It’s been hours of nonstop noise.
It doesn’t sound like celebration.
It sounds like gunshots on the fabric of our democracy. It feels like our freedom dying.
It doesn’t sound like celebration.
It sounds like gunshots on the fabric of our democracy. It feels like our freedom dying.
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WE FOUGHT A WHOLE REVOLUTIONARY WAR TO AVOID HAVING A KING
July 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
WE FOUGHT A WHOLE REVOLUTIONARY WAR TO AVOID HAVING A KING
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America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.
Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
July 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.
Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
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Sorry Timmy, we had to take your Medicaid away to give it to the Gestapo 🫰😔
July 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Sorry Timmy, we had to take your Medicaid away to give it to the Gestapo 🫰😔
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The American experiment is dead. We are no longer a liberal democracy. We are a kleptocracy. The only people that matter are the wealthy. The rest of us are here to serve them. I am so sorry for the young people, we failed you.
July 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The American experiment is dead. We are no longer a liberal democracy. We are a kleptocracy. The only people that matter are the wealthy. The rest of us are here to serve them. I am so sorry for the young people, we failed you.
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“Your slipper, sir.”
“Where is the other one, Alfred?”
“I’m afraid there’s been a mishap, sir.”
“Where is the other one, Alfred?”
“I’m afraid there’s been a mishap, sir.”
July 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
“Your slipper, sir.”
“Where is the other one, Alfred?”
“I’m afraid there’s been a mishap, sir.”
“Where is the other one, Alfred?”
“I’m afraid there’s been a mishap, sir.”
This was on my kid's third grade supply list this year, should I be concerned? He goes to public school if that helps.
***THIS IS A JOKE TO POKE FUN OF THE ABSURDITY OF IT ALL***
***THIS IS A JOKE TO POKE FUN OF THE ABSURDITY OF IT ALL***
Microcenter has EVERYTHING.
Don't let conservatives find out about this.
Don't let conservatives find out about this.
June 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
This was on my kid's third grade supply list this year, should I be concerned? He goes to public school if that helps.
***THIS IS A JOKE TO POKE FUN OF THE ABSURDITY OF IT ALL***
***THIS IS A JOKE TO POKE FUN OF THE ABSURDITY OF IT ALL***
Oh no. I have met clever, well-traveled erudite fascists with excellent taste in film and music. Avoid them even harder than the hicks. They are evil.
Too many Americans assume that American fascists and racists only manifest as dumb toothless hicks...and so if one encounters a clever fascist who's read a bunch of books and can make rational arguments, and thinks therefore that person must not be a fascist...one is failing to meet the moment.
June 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Oh no. I have met clever, well-traveled erudite fascists with excellent taste in film and music. Avoid them even harder than the hicks. They are evil.
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June 8, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
Yup so there's absolutely no excuse for "just following orders."
If you are National Guard or Active Duty military and you are being ordered to violate the constitutional rights of US citizens then this is the number to the GI Rights Hotline.
There is support. You don’t have to go through with it. 877-447-4487
There is support. You don’t have to go through with it. 877-447-4487
June 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Yup so there's absolutely no excuse for "just following orders."