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It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
February 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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that’s right.
Fabulous 🇺🇸💥
February 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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“Why is JD Vance and Elon attacking the independence of the federal judiciary?”

Because laws aren’t real.

“But surely law enforcement…”

Elon will just turn the paychecks and health insurance off of anyone who follows the judges.

“But the constitution…”

Again, laws aren’t real.
February 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
“Look at this man. Her socks and shoes are glued off”. Fucking AI
February 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Well isn’t that just fucking dandy.
One of the DOGE employees, 19 year old Edward Coristine, was a member of a group of National Socialist pedophiles called 764 that “target, groom, extort and cause physical and psychological harm to victims as young as 10.”

Any more questions about what’s going on here?
February 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Basically took the words of Jesus and uno reversed that shit.
February 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I love when people be like “I fill my mind with gods word” and in the same breath go on a tangent about thinking Michelle Obama is a man.
February 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
My dreams are post apocalyptic chaos, but then I wake up…

I would like to go back to sleep.
February 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Ope TikTok shop is gone. Bye girl I’ll miss you!
January 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Trump said he wants to “clean out” Gaza and push the millions of Palestinians living there into neighboring countries.

There is a name for this — ethnic cleansing — and it’s a war crime.

This outrageous idea should be condemned by every American.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Trump says to ‘clean out’ Gaza, urges Arab countries to take more refugees
President Donald Trump said he wanted Jordan and Egypt to take in more Palestinians from Gaza so they could "maybe live in peace" there.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Conveniently enough, people defending a man for doing the Nazi salute was in fact on my 2025 bingo card
January 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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You are here:
January 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I know I’ll be 30 in a month but I’m actually a 80 year old woman. Anyways, here’s my current WIP
January 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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“No no no he said ‘sieg hi!’ not ‘sieg hiEL!’ He was just saying hello!” - our nation’s esteemed d students
January 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.
January 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Just saying.
January 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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You know, if it has an orange beak, webbed feet, gray feathers with green on its head, swims in lakes and goes, “Quack,” it’s probably a duck.

The Press: But is it really? What could that indicate?
January 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
January 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Who you gonna believe? ELON MUSK? Or your lying eyes 👀
youtube.com/shorts/s06Je...
Who you gonna believe? Me or your lying eyes? - Groucho Marx
YouTube video by Pearlmania500
youtube.com
January 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
And hope by the end of these 4 years, we don’t have an actual king
Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025
January 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Hey, so, uh, good luck, America.
January 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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I dunno, sometimes I feel like I’m never gonna become an oligarch 😔
January 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.
January 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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January 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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A Snoop Dogg CD works really well to scrape dog shit off of the sidewalk.

Follow me for more life hacks.
January 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM