i love it when something is by dint of something else. i tell all my friends, don’t text me about shit unless it’s by dint of some other shit

ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water

the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,

Well the rest of the polycule found the stat sheet I was making about them. But the only ones who were pissed off had low WAR anyway

listen bro this is so embarrassing

i've uh

i've imprinted on you

yeah

yeah like a baby duck

no

NO LISTEN

LISTEN,, INTELLECTUALLY --

Can I talk? Can I just talk for like A MINUTE, i swear, and then you can say your piece

okay so

INTELLECTUALLY i know you are not my mom

but

you before and after following me

this looks like a tim & eric shitpost but it's real
everything i know is a lie

Now that I'm not blowing $200 at Target after going in for one thing, I'm instead blowing $200 at Lowe's after going in for one thing. Water softener salt is a gateway drug.

Unreachable

Touch Grass skin up for order at Dbrand buff.ly/dRJeBhv #ad

“DîD YŒU WÅNT TÔ TǍLK”

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