Corey $LastName
@lifesahaskell.bsky.social
Software Developer | He/Him Building tomorrow’s legacy software —today!
Nostradumbass of southern, MN
God is on a bender rn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptX2ilHYpCk
Nostradumbass of southern, MN
God is on a bender rn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptX2ilHYpCk
Applied to that role I was talking about earlier. Super cool gig working at the intersection of cannabis/software engineering and here's hoping I've expended enough bad karma this year that I hear back.
December 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Applied to that role I was talking about earlier. Super cool gig working at the intersection of cannabis/software engineering and here's hoping I've expended enough bad karma this year that I hear back.
Sorry @wtyppod.com, all glory goes to @iwriteok.bsky.social and his cult leader-esque charisma
December 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Sorry @wtyppod.com, all glory goes to @iwriteok.bsky.social and his cult leader-esque charisma
Rewatching Monsters Inc. now that the toddler and I are out of the hospital and one thing I gotta say is: I really miss the inexplicable prevalence of cool jazz in the late 90s early 00s.
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Rewatching Monsters Inc. now that the toddler and I are out of the hospital and one thing I gotta say is: I really miss the inexplicable prevalence of cool jazz in the late 90s early 00s.
Welcome home to my daughter who also got milkshake all over her car seat and the car itself.
Embrace chaos.
Embrace chaos.
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Welcome home to my daughter who also got milkshake all over her car seat and the car itself.
Embrace chaos.
Embrace chaos.
Ok my wife actually got a tip on a near perfect job for me so let’s hope things pan out well.
How are the tech jobs up in the cities these days? Is it as much of a shit show as I think it is?
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Ok my wife actually got a tip on a near perfect job for me so let’s hope things pan out well.
How are the tech jobs up in the cities these days? Is it as much of a shit show as I think it is?
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
How are the tech jobs up in the cities these days? Is it as much of a shit show as I think it is?
The thing about computers is that we’re still terrible at them. They’ve only been around for a few decades and we’re still effectively brute forcing our way through solving Big Data and AI problems. Efficiencies can be found, and the “plagiarism machine” can be tamed.
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The thing about computers is that we’re still terrible at them. They’ve only been around for a few decades and we’re still effectively brute forcing our way through solving Big Data and AI problems. Efficiencies can be found, and the “plagiarism machine” can be tamed.
What will we do without MAPL flavored porn!?
I had no idea our pornography was subject to Canadian content quotas to begin with and I have so many questions
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
What will we do without MAPL flavored porn!?
The Mayo Clinic has their own internal TV streaming service, and there isn’t much on it beyond Disney movies and WW2 Boomer Bait.
But one thing that’s always been mildly intriguing to me is the self funded documentary they did with get this: Tom Hanks and Sam Waterston.
Let’s watch it.
But one thing that’s always been mildly intriguing to me is the self funded documentary they did with get this: Tom Hanks and Sam Waterston.
Let’s watch it.
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The Mayo Clinic has their own internal TV streaming service, and there isn’t much on it beyond Disney movies and WW2 Boomer Bait.
But one thing that’s always been mildly intriguing to me is the self funded documentary they did with get this: Tom Hanks and Sam Waterston.
Let’s watch it.
But one thing that’s always been mildly intriguing to me is the self funded documentary they did with get this: Tom Hanks and Sam Waterston.
Let’s watch it.
I expected more, but I’ve toned myself down in my old age. (And deleted a bunch of manic skeets)
@lifesahaskell.bsky.social has swears! They've used 327 profanities in their last 1,057 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (91 times)
🥈 "shit" (72 times)
🥉 "fuck" (33 times)
🥇 "fucking" (91 times)
🥈 "shit" (72 times)
🥉 "fuck" (33 times)
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I expected more, but I’ve toned myself down in my old age. (And deleted a bunch of manic skeets)
I stole this meme so fucking fast.
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I stole this meme so fucking fast.
Spending the night in regular Peds rather than the PICU. Down to just above room concentration (35%) for supplemental oxygen. Last night we were up to almost 90% so that’s a solid improvement.
Hopefully this is the last night with a cannula and we can have a good night on room air tomorrow.
Hopefully this is the last night with a cannula and we can have a good night on room air tomorrow.
Kiddo is doing well and mom & newborn are doing alright at home.
Shits compounded with my allegedly paid paternity leave that’s so far been unpaid due to messed up time code bs.
However we can always count on a sketchy uncle to organize a dead drop of cash on a moments notice.
Shits compounded with my allegedly paid paternity leave that’s so far been unpaid due to messed up time code bs.
However we can always count on a sketchy uncle to organize a dead drop of cash on a moments notice.
Moved up to the PICU! Don’t know why we were in Gen peds in the first place but she’s finally getting somewhere.
November 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Spending the night in regular Peds rather than the PICU. Down to just above room concentration (35%) for supplemental oxygen. Last night we were up to almost 90% so that’s a solid improvement.
Hopefully this is the last night with a cannula and we can have a good night on room air tomorrow.
Hopefully this is the last night with a cannula and we can have a good night on room air tomorrow.
More like “boofallo nahbres” amirite Wild fans.
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
More like “boofallo nahbres” amirite Wild fans.
Genuinely asking which junior level college writing class is letting students use double spaced lines.
I took writing for science majors and even for that lower bar we were restricted to 10pt font single spaced.
Are we certain it wasn’t a high school junior’s PSEO English class?
I took writing for science majors and even for that lower bar we were restricted to 10pt font single spaced.
Are we certain it wasn’t a high school junior’s PSEO English class?
good god this is bad. this person is a junior in college? how did she get that far writing like a sixth grader?
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Genuinely asking which junior level college writing class is letting students use double spaced lines.
I took writing for science majors and even for that lower bar we were restricted to 10pt font single spaced.
Are we certain it wasn’t a high school junior’s PSEO English class?
I took writing for science majors and even for that lower bar we were restricted to 10pt font single spaced.
Are we certain it wasn’t a high school junior’s PSEO English class?
@profanity.accountant sum up my shame.
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
@profanity.accountant sum up my shame.
Rate the cheesesteak. Caveat it has mushrooms which may or may not be disqualifying.
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Rate the cheesesteak. Caveat it has mushrooms which may or may not be disqualifying.
You should be able to DoorDash nicotine products. They already allow alcohol; why not a pack of zyns??
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
You should be able to DoorDash nicotine products. They already allow alcohol; why not a pack of zyns??
Kiddo is doing well and mom & newborn are doing alright at home.
Shits compounded with my allegedly paid paternity leave that’s so far been unpaid due to messed up time code bs.
However we can always count on a sketchy uncle to organize a dead drop of cash on a moments notice.
Shits compounded with my allegedly paid paternity leave that’s so far been unpaid due to messed up time code bs.
However we can always count on a sketchy uncle to organize a dead drop of cash on a moments notice.
Moved up to the PICU! Don’t know why we were in Gen peds in the first place but she’s finally getting somewhere.
Two year old is in the hospital for respiratory issues again.
This time it’s Covid.
This time it’s Covid.
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Kiddo is doing well and mom & newborn are doing alright at home.
Shits compounded with my allegedly paid paternity leave that’s so far been unpaid due to messed up time code bs.
However we can always count on a sketchy uncle to organize a dead drop of cash on a moments notice.
Shits compounded with my allegedly paid paternity leave that’s so far been unpaid due to messed up time code bs.
However we can always count on a sketchy uncle to organize a dead drop of cash on a moments notice.
Moved up to the PICU! Don’t know why we were in Gen peds in the first place but she’s finally getting somewhere.
Two year old is in the hospital for respiratory issues again.
This time it’s Covid.
This time it’s Covid.
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Moved up to the PICU! Don’t know why we were in Gen peds in the first place but she’s finally getting somewhere.
Two year old is in the hospital for respiratory issues again.
This time it’s Covid.
This time it’s Covid.
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Two year old is in the hospital for respiratory issues again.
This time it’s Covid.
This time it’s Covid.
Time for some Rogue Trader.
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Time for some Rogue Trader.
It’s an unc walk when you’re the uncle taking the of age niblings out to the woods to rip hot knives and split a joint on the walk back.
at some point you’ll finally accept it’s become an unc walk
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
It’s an unc walk when you’re the uncle taking the of age niblings out to the woods to rip hot knives and split a joint on the walk back.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Slipknot
Avenged Sevenfold
Jeff Rosenstock
@themountaingoats.bsky.social
Tiny Moving Parts
Slipknot
Avenged Sevenfold
Jeff Rosenstock
@themountaingoats.bsky.social
Tiny Moving Parts
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Metallica
Orbital
Rem
Paul Oakenfold
Aurora
Metallica
Orbital
Rem
Paul Oakenfold
Aurora
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
The Cure
GWAR
Dropkick Murphys
Prince
Elvis Costello & the Imposters
The Cure
GWAR
Dropkick Murphys
Prince
Elvis Costello & the Imposters
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Slipknot
Avenged Sevenfold
Jeff Rosenstock
@themountaingoats.bsky.social
Tiny Moving Parts
Slipknot
Avenged Sevenfold
Jeff Rosenstock
@themountaingoats.bsky.social
Tiny Moving Parts
