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Corey $LastName
@lifesahaskell.bsky.social
Software Developer | He/Him Building tomorrow’s legacy software —today!

Nostradumbass of southern, MN

God is on a bender rn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptX2ilHYpCk
The answer is: cold.
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
What really needs to be investigated is the state of the Hanna-Barbera cartoons. What horrors do they have to tell?
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This is embarrassing and also unsurprising. I mean, I had a fuckin mental breakdown after misreading a certain song while I was already on the verge of cracking.
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Lean to the point of 1 person teams?
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
An economy built upon children’s screams doesn’t sound half bad tbh. That shit grows on trees.

Little sunshine over here could power a city block for a month in the matter of an afternoon.
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Block heaters come standard in Canadian vehicles. And ever since I discovered that I’ve always been flabbergasted as to why we haven’t taken that approach.
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I’m mostly wondering what the vibes are like. Current job pays meh and I’m a team of 1 right now.
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Mf over here acting like he’s never wanted a coat bath or master roksn in his life.
December 2, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Mr @dfeldman.org must have gotten to you.
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Is it better than regular rooster sauce?
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Snowstorm jaunts are always fun.
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Jeffries book is just gonna be about touching grass and going outside isn’t it?
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Ok so they spent all of the budget on Tom and Sam, and nothing else.
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Grandpa Don can’t live forever on Big Macs and Diet Coke. It’s only a matter of time until his next stroke off the golf course.
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM