duck person
@lifeasduck.bsky.social
Film student, ruler of Woke Hollywood. They/Them
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Chicago being in Illinois is like a white guy being named Juan
April 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Chicago being in Illinois is like a white guy being named Juan
Ben Shapiro needs to be careful because if he starts defending AI, I'm releasing all of the AI Ben Shapiro shart porn I've been generating for the past 3 months
April 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Ben Shapiro needs to be careful because if he starts defending AI, I'm releasing all of the AI Ben Shapiro shart porn I've been generating for the past 3 months
Sorry but if you're an American cop & you get shot to death you were just bad at your job. Cops don't even have to save anyone or do anything your entire job is just to have a gun and be places
March 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Sorry but if you're an American cop & you get shot to death you were just bad at your job. Cops don't even have to save anyone or do anything your entire job is just to have a gun and be places
Jubilee should've been dunked into oblivion as soon as they pretended that Blaire White & Buck Angel were advocates for trans rights
February 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Jubilee should've been dunked into oblivion as soon as they pretended that Blaire White & Buck Angel were advocates for trans rights
Leftist critique of "the left" is either minorities going "hey some of you guys seem like you're reactionaries adopting progressive language for personal gain" or it's those accused going "the left is TOO WOKE. We NEED to stop respecting neopronouns or else HITLER will seem REASONABLE!!!"
February 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Leftist critique of "the left" is either minorities going "hey some of you guys seem like you're reactionaries adopting progressive language for personal gain" or it's those accused going "the left is TOO WOKE. We NEED to stop respecting neopronouns or else HITLER will seem REASONABLE!!!"
I remember that Dr. Phil once gave the worst advice I have ever heard, something along the lines of "committing suicide is a selfish act. You do not have the right to impose that kind of pain on your loved ones" & I genuinely don't understand why anyone listens to him like ever
February 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I remember that Dr. Phil once gave the worst advice I have ever heard, something along the lines of "committing suicide is a selfish act. You do not have the right to impose that kind of pain on your loved ones" & I genuinely don't understand why anyone listens to him like ever
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the left can accurately be defined as people who have made fun of me online. here’s why they’re responsible for everything going wrong
February 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
the left can accurately be defined as people who have made fun of me online. here’s why they’re responsible for everything going wrong
Found another fake movie on IMDb
February 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Found another fake movie on IMDb
Dana Scully is better than me because if my work partner left abruptly saying he was off to "water the seeds of doubt" I'd punch that wannabe lesbian so hard he'd see a flying saucer
February 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Dana Scully is better than me because if my work partner left abruptly saying he was off to "water the seeds of doubt" I'd punch that wannabe lesbian so hard he'd see a flying saucer
To all the fascists who are laughing at trans people talking about "death before detransition"- remember, we never specified who's death
January 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
To all the fascists who are laughing at trans people talking about "death before detransition"- remember, we never specified who's death
Americans are so fucking funny. Yeah man this is basically the same thing as political activism. Let's go to Costco and buy stuff
ICYMI — Sharpton led a buy-in to support Costco after they didn’t back down on DEI
January 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Americans are so fucking funny. Yeah man this is basically the same thing as political activism. Let's go to Costco and buy stuff
I feel like mocking the people who had enough of a conscience to feel disturbed by what the democrats did in Gaza isn't going to win you many votes
“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
January 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I feel like mocking the people who had enough of a conscience to feel disturbed by what the democrats did in Gaza isn't going to win you many votes
I just spent 13hrs straight editing. The sound team forgot to record 50% of all the sounds. I think God is punishing me
January 24, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I just spent 13hrs straight editing. The sound team forgot to record 50% of all the sounds. I think God is punishing me
I'm gonna become the fucking Joker
‘EMILIA PEREZ’ has broken the record for the most-nominated non-English film at the #Oscars with 13 nominations.
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarsNoms25
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarsNoms25
January 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I'm gonna become the fucking Joker
This one's just too good to stay on the other app
January 22, 2025 at 7:31 AM
This one's just too good to stay on the other app
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alright you wanna know how to support trans people?
hire them. It's REALLY hard already for visibly trans people to get jobs, even before this shit.
Support places that have trans people working front of house, and make sure owners know that's part of why you're there.
hire them. It's REALLY hard already for visibly trans people to get jobs, even before this shit.
Support places that have trans people working front of house, and make sure owners know that's part of why you're there.
January 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
alright you wanna know how to support trans people?
hire them. It's REALLY hard already for visibly trans people to get jobs, even before this shit.
Support places that have trans people working front of house, and make sure owners know that's part of why you're there.
hire them. It's REALLY hard already for visibly trans people to get jobs, even before this shit.
Support places that have trans people working front of house, and make sure owners know that's part of why you're there.
My birthday is coming up btw
A life-size cutout of Count Orlok is now available to buy.
January 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
My birthday is coming up btw
Yeah ok fine there might not be any ethical consumption under capitalism but I feel like I can't justify using the other app. I'm on here now. Time to save the world by posting my shotty thoughts again
January 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Yeah ok fine there might not be any ethical consumption under capitalism but I feel like I can't justify using the other app. I'm on here now. Time to save the world by posting my shotty thoughts again
Sixth month of hoping Elon Musk would implode Twitter so all the cool people come on here
October 22, 2023 at 12:19 PM
Sixth month of hoping Elon Musk would implode Twitter so all the cool people come on here
Billionaires should pay taxes for living im so serious. We need a reason not to tear them to shreds and destroy their empires, they need to pay to appease the masses
September 22, 2023 at 11:10 AM
Billionaires should pay taxes for living im so serious. We need a reason not to tear them to shreds and destroy their empires, they need to pay to appease the masses
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how can i enjoy this? there's no catturd2
August 31, 2023 at 7:49 PM
how can i enjoy this? there's no catturd2
god's greatest crime was making possums only live up to 3yrs in captivity
September 22, 2023 at 9:49 AM
god's greatest crime was making possums only live up to 3yrs in captivity
my biggest hater move ever was watching every family guy episode to be able to ascertain that it was never good
reading the elon musk biography and shaking my head the whole time so the nsa agents watching me thru my webcam know i'm doing it to be a bigger hater
September 22, 2023 at 7:26 AM
my biggest hater move ever was watching every family guy episode to be able to ascertain that it was never good
my two secret talents are that I'm really good at social interaction when I'm sleep deprived and also I'm like really really good at Garfield Kart when I'm sleep deprived
September 11, 2023 at 10:58 AM
my two secret talents are that I'm really good at social interaction when I'm sleep deprived and also I'm like really really good at Garfield Kart when I'm sleep deprived