Projecting Koyaanisqatsi on the wall at the orgy for ambience

we all need somebody to lean on

Vocab Words Every Homosexual Knows

Sporadic
Staunch
Elusive
Chanteuse
Unprepossessing

There are whole movies that don’t have the twists and turns of this paragraph.

"hard" sci-fi is when there's a butch with an undercut and a grease stained tank top

"soft" sci-fi is when there's a femme with a holographic dress and strange psychic powers

Never change, Minneapolis

When You First Start Learning A Program: Insert, then add Marker...there! That's done!

1000 Hours Of Practice Later: (in your underwear using keyboard shortcuts tailored specifically to your mad scientist brain and exact finger splay) If I have to touch my mouse I will kill myself.

I trust you like I trust any highly specific program recommended on Reddit I've never heard of with a simple website designed in 2002 no one ever felt the need to update: implicitly, entirely, and unquestioning.

I am talking about My Dad Wrote A Porno with a friend and I just thought "My dad would write way better erotica than that guy" and I know this because I read a spanking scene he wrote once (I don't think he remembered it was in the story). Having an artistic NPR dad comes with many challenges.

Fun fact: one of the more famous PSAs from the time was, "It's 10 p.m. Do you know where your children are?"

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Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon are the epitome of your amazing queer femme bestie and her useless, shitty boyfriend she got locked into in high school and refuses to acknowledge is a complete dud because she's terrified of the divorce process.

I can't believe Jisso released Earthquake at the exact same time Sabrina Carpenter and Dolly Parton release their Please Please Please duet. That was the most intense 11 PM of my life.

We need to return to "batteries sold separately" culture but for USB cords. Please. Please spare me. I do not want or need another 3 inch obligatory cheap cord. I'm drowning. No more. God, have mercy on my junk drawer.

BOOM, there it is 🎯

In trying to find the same picture I use for every profile, which you would think meant that I had it saved but no, I found this file named "thepandemic.png." I made it January 24, 2021. Much to process. Much to consider.

I just tried to sign up for blue sky and got mad because the name "lianawalsh" was taken and I was like WHO THE FUCK IS THE OTHER VERY ONLINE LIANA WALSH and then I thought "wait" and realized it was me. I had already registered this name.