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Punxsutawney Phil has declared martial law.
February 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Punxsutawney Phil has declared martial law.
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all of our brains have been lightly boiled
January 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
all of our brains have been lightly boiled
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“do you feel bullish or bearish about this stock??” please keep your weird fetishes off my tv
January 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
“do you feel bullish or bearish about this stock??” please keep your weird fetishes off my tv
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maybe instead of a speaker the house should elect a listener 😔
January 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
maybe instead of a speaker the house should elect a listener 😔
so bored that i'm arguing w men on facebook about shit that idgaf about (the american flag)
January 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
so bored that i'm arguing w men on facebook about shit that idgaf about (the american flag)
can we stop w the "scorpios are horny" astrology memes
January 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
can we stop w the "scorpios are horny" astrology memes
it turns out that playing fortnite 6 hrs a day isn't as fun when ur sober </3
January 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
it turns out that playing fortnite 6 hrs a day isn't as fun when ur sober </3
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Sorry to everyone I owe emails to I just don’t want to write them
December 17, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Sorry to everyone I owe emails to I just don’t want to write them
I get my lesbian content from love after lockup
December 16, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I get my lesbian content from love after lockup
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your honor my client couldn’t have committed the crime, they were too busy looking at their wife
November 27, 2024 at 1:39 PM
your honor my client couldn’t have committed the crime, they were too busy looking at their wife
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respect. dignity. honor. what are these things does anyone know help help I don't know what these words mean hello somebody
November 22, 2024 at 5:00 PM
respect. dignity. honor. what are these things does anyone know help help I don't know what these words mean hello somebody
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getting pulled to the side on iron chef and being told im using too many paper towels while I cook
November 26, 2024 at 12:32 AM
getting pulled to the side on iron chef and being told im using too many paper towels while I cook
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everyone should be nice to me or die
November 26, 2024 at 5:13 PM
everyone should be nice to me or die
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forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times
November 19, 2024 at 2:04 PM
forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times
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apparently im too woke
November 25, 2024 at 9:07 PM
apparently im too woke
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do you ever catch yourself doing something a little too corny that makes you have to recall everything you’ve done in the last month and analyse whether or not you’ve become cringe
November 25, 2024 at 8:36 PM
do you ever catch yourself doing something a little too corny that makes you have to recall everything you’ve done in the last month and analyse whether or not you’ve become cringe
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She looks like she's about to make do
post a non-religious image that you consider to be holy
November 26, 2024 at 5:36 PM
She looks like she's about to make do
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A thoughtful silver chonk from my collection, ca. 1970s.
November 27, 2024 at 12:56 AM
A thoughtful silver chonk from my collection, ca. 1970s.
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i don’t know what that is but whatever it is it shouldn’t be allowed around kids!!
i hate cisgenders
November 15, 2024 at 12:54 AM
i don’t know what that is but whatever it is it shouldn’t be allowed around kids!!
💞 had a panic attack while being pulled over by a cop today 💞
November 15, 2024 at 3:01 AM
💞 had a panic attack while being pulled over by a cop today 💞
where do I find the gays on this app
November 15, 2024 at 2:58 AM
where do I find the gays on this app