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Трудный возраст
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December 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
okay
December 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
before 9/11 everyone was at the club :( open.spotify.com/track/45YhbJ...
Not Over You Yet - Metro Radio Edit
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December 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Shake Ur Body - Original Mix
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December 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
she ate that one thing open.spotify.com/track/2s7DRQ...
Love Never Loved Me
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December 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
dms just being terrible everywhere now
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December 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
as a demonic entity from merseyside i think it is my right to host a version of surprise surprise where i shriek down the phone at people and give them really shit surprises
December 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
what do you mean i’m autistic
December 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
kinda need to get out of the UK
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December 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
twitter boring af (algorithm throttling my tweets so i don’t get a dopamine rush from many people liking my banal regurgitations for some reason) how are we doing here
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
it’s kinda crazy when you look back at russian pop of the 00’s and all the lyrics were about being gay as fuck and how much fun it is to be a homo
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
i hate how stupid humans are. like not in an i’m better than everyone way but it drives me crazy when given the choice of educating themselves a tiny bit or dying in a hateful fiery heat death they choose the latter every time and it’s like hahaha okay i wish i was a sentient glowing orb of light
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
they should make airpods that aren’t shit
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
who up at 5AM writing a email to some random company and zarah sultana pleading for them to give my membership money back
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
cleaned vaporiser and now everything is great.
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November 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
large pimple on my back
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
need to start actually being funny over here as well
November 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
ya soshla s uma…
October 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
the 4PM nights have begun.
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October 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
telling someone you’re autistic and then they start looking at you like you’re travis the chimp about to strike again
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October 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
i genuinely think usage of this app would skyrocket if they called it Flutter
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October 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
constantly paranoid about people i know potentially secretly following me/reading my tweets but then i feel like that’s really narcissistic so i feel ashamed of feeling paranoid .
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October 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
me: i do not want to tell anyone how to live but perhaps your opinions shouldn’t overstep on the rights of others and you should treat me with a decent level of respect as another human being

evadentz home planet: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!??!!!!???!!!??!
October 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
not to be like one of those people who get #SERTRALINE! printed on a tshirt but propranolol really is that girl
October 20, 2025 at 9:36 AM
actually enjoying poosky i feel like this is where eva can be eva 🫶🧘‍♂️ not that like im not eva on twitter but i can be even more eva here as i have been coaxed into a false sense of security that because there’s less eyes on me
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October 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM