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they should make airpods that aren’t shit
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
who up at 5AM writing a email to some random company and zarah sultana pleading for them to give my membership money back
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
cleaned vaporiser and now everything is great.
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November 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
large pimple on my back
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
need to start actually being funny over here as well
November 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
ya soshla s uma…
October 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
the 4PM nights have begun.
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October 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
telling someone you’re autistic and then they start looking at you like you’re travis the chimp about to strike again
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October 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
i genuinely think usage of this app would skyrocket if they called it Flutter
a family guy cartoon with peter griffin and brian
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October 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
constantly paranoid about people i know potentially secretly following me/reading my tweets but then i feel like that’s really narcissistic so i feel ashamed of feeling paranoid .
a cartoon character named squidward from spongebob squarepants
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October 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
me: i do not want to tell anyone how to live but perhaps your opinions shouldn’t overstep on the rights of others and you should treat me with a decent level of respect as another human being

evadentz home planet: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!??!!!!???!!!??!
October 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
not to be like one of those people who get #SERTRALINE! printed on a tshirt but propranolol really is that girl
October 20, 2025 at 9:36 AM
actually enjoying poosky i feel like this is where eva can be eva 🫶🧘‍♂️ not that like im not eva on twitter but i can be even more eva here as i have been coaxed into a false sense of security that because there’s less eyes on me
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October 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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the way this never happened
we will run this app like the navy
November 14, 2024 at 12:46 AM
i do not want to be an influencer i do stupid shit all the time actually
October 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
i looked at mytwitter message requests and one of them was like “hey. are you one of those people that can’t start the day without the perfect cup of coffee? 🫶☺️” and the message literally directly under that was someone calling me fat and ugly
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October 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
sometimes i wonder if im going psycho but then i realise i think this actually might be a valid reaction to being surrounded by fucking fascism rearing its head in my back garden… terrified of looking like the bad guy bc i got upset with a family member because he reposted some nazi bullshit
October 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
harvest sky
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October 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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As Israel reneges on deal made with Hezbollah, it flouts terms of truce in Gaza by delaying aid to hungry Palestinians.
Iran condemns ongoing Israeli attacks in Lebanon as ‘ceasefire violation’
As Israel reneges on deal made with Hezbollah, it flouts terms of truce in Gaza by delaying aid to hungry Palestinians.
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October 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
evadentz notice: i have been posting links of my fave music and some of this is slavic pop and while i still love the songs theres been a few times where i checked the artist’s wikipedia page and it turns out they’re horrible and i don’t mean to endorse these people im just gay and like a beat
October 17, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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happy with my body for the first time in forever
October 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Cambiare Pagina
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October 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
happy with my body for the first time in forever
October 15, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Show Me Love - Radio Edit
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October 14, 2025 at 10:26 AM
cried over my dogs starting to go grey
October 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM