Sven Jolly
@lewkf.bsky.social
I'm a streetwalkin' cheetah with a heart full of napalm.
Rainflakes and snowdrops.
If you’re into MAGA, you’re no friend of mine.
Formerly:
Hollywood Actor Crisp Rat
Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Rainflakes and snowdrops.
If you’re into MAGA, you’re no friend of mine.
Formerly:
Hollywood Actor Crisp Rat
Chef Boyardeez Nuts
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Sven Jolly
@lewkf.bsky.social
· 13d
At the end of the night, what we truly want is to be able to sleep as if we didn’t make those mistakes all over again.
Trying to try out the calm app to chill out for a moment, but every time I see Jay Shetty's name I say in my head "Jay Shitty" and then I laugh and laugh
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Trying to try out the calm app to chill out for a moment, but every time I see Jay Shetty's name I say in my head "Jay Shitty" and then I laugh and laugh
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It’s definitely a head empty day for me
November 15, 2025 at 10:46 AM
It’s definitely a head empty day for me
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interviewer: “Think of a time when ______ happened. What did you do?”
my brain: [can’t think of a time when literally anything has ever happened]
me: “That’s such a great question. I love that question…”
my brain: [can’t think of a time when literally anything has ever happened]
me: “That’s such a great question. I love that question…”
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 AM
interviewer: “Think of a time when ______ happened. What did you do?”
my brain: [can’t think of a time when literally anything has ever happened]
me: “That’s such a great question. I love that question…”
my brain: [can’t think of a time when literally anything has ever happened]
me: “That’s such a great question. I love that question…”
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The moo deng fandom is dying. Reskeet if youre a *real* dengist
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The moo deng fandom is dying. Reskeet if youre a *real* dengist
How 𝐛𝐨𝐥𝐝 of you to say!
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
How 𝐛𝐨𝐥𝐝 of you to say!
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Ok. Episode 4 of #TheBear is where the elements finally come together and you see why this is something really worth watching (beyond the DRAMA)
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Ok. Episode 4 of #TheBear is where the elements finally come together and you see why this is something really worth watching (beyond the DRAMA)
This is me with a legitimate “oh shit are they going to take this seriously?” moment…
For anyone watching, in case things go as bad as they legitimately might, no I am not threatening the life of POTUS or encouraging it.
What the fuck world do we live in anymore?
For anyone watching, in case things go as bad as they legitimately might, no I am not threatening the life of POTUS or encouraging it.
What the fuck world do we live in anymore?
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This is me with a legitimate “oh shit are they going to take this seriously?” moment…
For anyone watching, in case things go as bad as they legitimately might, no I am not threatening the life of POTUS or encouraging it.
What the fuck world do we live in anymore?
For anyone watching, in case things go as bad as they legitimately might, no I am not threatening the life of POTUS or encouraging it.
What the fuck world do we live in anymore?
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Upset that Firefly got canceled?
It was the immigrants.
Halitosis?
It was immigrants.
Bald spot?
Yup, immigrants.
Spouse not that into you anymore?
Immigrants.
Is the mailman jerkin’ you ‘round? Did he put your million dollar check in someone else’s box?
Immigrants.
It was the immigrants.
Halitosis?
It was immigrants.
Bald spot?
Yup, immigrants.
Spouse not that into you anymore?
Immigrants.
Is the mailman jerkin’ you ‘round? Did he put your million dollar check in someone else’s box?
Immigrants.
this defies parody. also helps explain why Sec Bessent bizarrely blamed immigrants when confronted with a question about high beef prices
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Upset that Firefly got canceled?
It was the immigrants.
Halitosis?
It was immigrants.
Bald spot?
Yup, immigrants.
Spouse not that into you anymore?
Immigrants.
Is the mailman jerkin’ you ‘round? Did he put your million dollar check in someone else’s box?
Immigrants.
It was the immigrants.
Halitosis?
It was immigrants.
Bald spot?
Yup, immigrants.
Spouse not that into you anymore?
Immigrants.
Is the mailman jerkin’ you ‘round? Did he put your million dollar check in someone else’s box?
Immigrants.
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"Upset about the Prequels?"
Immigrants.
"Upset about the TFA?"
Immigrants.
"Upset about the TLJ?"
Immigrants
"Upset about the Prequels?"
Immigrants.
Immigrants.
"Upset about the TFA?"
Immigrants.
"Upset about the TLJ?"
Immigrants
"Upset about the Prequels?"
Immigrants.
Upset that Firefly got canceled?
It was the immigrants.
Halitosis?
It was immigrants.
Bald spot?
Yup, immigrants.
Spouse not that into you anymore?
Immigrants.
Is the mailman jerkin’ you ‘round? Did he put your million dollar check in someone else’s box?
Immigrants.
It was the immigrants.
Halitosis?
It was immigrants.
Bald spot?
Yup, immigrants.
Spouse not that into you anymore?
Immigrants.
Is the mailman jerkin’ you ‘round? Did he put your million dollar check in someone else’s box?
Immigrants.
this defies parody. also helps explain why Sec Bessent bizarrely blamed immigrants when confronted with a question about high beef prices
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"Upset about the Prequels?"
Immigrants.
"Upset about the TFA?"
Immigrants.
"Upset about the TLJ?"
Immigrants
"Upset about the Prequels?"
Immigrants.
Immigrants.
"Upset about the TFA?"
Immigrants.
"Upset about the TLJ?"
Immigrants
"Upset about the Prequels?"
Immigrants.
It’s fucking sad how their fear mongering can apply to any group they don’t like:
Rent is too high! Gay people
Groceries are too much! Black people
There aren’t enough jobs! Hispanic people!
Women don’t feel safe walking down the street! Trans people
🤮
Rent is too high! Gay people
Groceries are too much! Black people
There aren’t enough jobs! Hispanic people!
Women don’t feel safe walking down the street! Trans people
🤮
this defies parody. also helps explain why Sec Bessent bizarrely blamed immigrants when confronted with a question about high beef prices
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
It’s fucking sad how their fear mongering can apply to any group they don’t like:
Rent is too high! Gay people
Groceries are too much! Black people
There aren’t enough jobs! Hispanic people!
Women don’t feel safe walking down the street! Trans people
🤮
Rent is too high! Gay people
Groceries are too much! Black people
There aren’t enough jobs! Hispanic people!
Women don’t feel safe walking down the street! Trans people
🤮
Vintage Can Can Commercial | ShopRite Grocery Stores
YouTube video by ShopRite Stores
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November 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
If you want success in life, a good step is to do what needs doing. Without complaint. Without reminding. Without thought of reward.
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
If you want success in life, a good step is to do what needs doing. Without complaint. Without reminding. Without thought of reward.
Person who cut you off the other day: Trans
Box you stubbed your toe on: Trans
The person in your mirror: Trans
Paying Taxes: Trans
Efficient high-speed transportation: Trains
Oversleeping and missing your bus: Trans
It's time to have a serious conversation about the epidemic of bigots in the US.
Box you stubbed your toe on: Trans
The person in your mirror: Trans
Paying Taxes: Trans
Efficient high-speed transportation: Trains
Oversleeping and missing your bus: Trans
It's time to have a serious conversation about the epidemic of bigots in the US.
It's remarkable how much they have to lie and fabricate shooters as trans people to create their narrative. Fully half this list are not trans people.
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Person who cut you off the other day: Trans
Box you stubbed your toe on: Trans
The person in your mirror: Trans
Paying Taxes: Trans
Efficient high-speed transportation: Trains
Oversleeping and missing your bus: Trans
It's time to have a serious conversation about the epidemic of bigots in the US.
Box you stubbed your toe on: Trans
The person in your mirror: Trans
Paying Taxes: Trans
Efficient high-speed transportation: Trains
Oversleeping and missing your bus: Trans
It's time to have a serious conversation about the epidemic of bigots in the US.
Look, “blowing Bubba” is probably code for some fucked up pedo shit. I can’t imagine Donny sucking off Bill Clinton and then somehow having the balls to be the lurking douchebag he was in, say, that debate with Hillary.
Bill or Hillary would have signaled some sucky-sucky and T would’ve wilted.
Bill or Hillary would have signaled some sucky-sucky and T would’ve wilted.
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Look, “blowing Bubba” is probably code for some fucked up pedo shit. I can’t imagine Donny sucking off Bill Clinton and then somehow having the balls to be the lurking douchebag he was in, say, that debate with Hillary.
Bill or Hillary would have signaled some sucky-sucky and T would’ve wilted.
Bill or Hillary would have signaled some sucky-sucky and T would’ve wilted.
IMDB: Why the hell are you making me do the date math for actor’s birthdays?
You can tell me one was “Born: April 8, 1968”, but you can’t do the simple basic courtesy of doing the date math for me?
You can tell me one was “Born: April 8, 1968”, but you can’t do the simple basic courtesy of doing the date math for me?
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
IMDB: Why the hell are you making me do the date math for actor’s birthdays?
You can tell me one was “Born: April 8, 1968”, but you can’t do the simple basic courtesy of doing the date math for me?
You can tell me one was “Born: April 8, 1968”, but you can’t do the simple basic courtesy of doing the date math for me?
Watching Interview with the Vampire after many years. About halfway through and MY GOD what an insufferable character Louis (Brad Pitt) is! Get over yourself! You’re a freaking monster! No one wants to see you be all emo about it! Drinking rats and birds and dogs… ugh
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Watching Interview with the Vampire after many years. About halfway through and MY GOD what an insufferable character Louis (Brad Pitt) is! Get over yourself! You’re a freaking monster! No one wants to see you be all emo about it! Drinking rats and birds and dogs… ugh
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This is the full story of Wally the narcoleptic shelter dog ❤️🩹
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This is the full story of Wally the narcoleptic shelter dog ❤️🩹
At the end of the night, what we truly want is to be able to sleep as if we didn’t make those mistakes all over again.
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
At the end of the night, what we truly want is to be able to sleep as if we didn’t make those mistakes all over again.
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America has long feared it would suffer the same fate as the Roman republic, but never quite truly appreciated how utterly absurd Roman elites had become by the time of the late republic.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
America has long feared it would suffer the same fate as the Roman republic, but never quite truly appreciated how utterly absurd Roman elites had become by the time of the late republic.
(guitar solo with shamisen undertones 🎸🎐)
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
(guitar solo with shamisen undertones 🎸🎐)
