Octer Doctopus
@lewkf.bsky.social
I'm a streetwalkin' cheetah with a heart full of napalm.
Rainflakes and snowdrops.
If you’re into MAGA, you’re no friend of mine.
Formerly:
Sven Jolly
Hollywood Actor Crisp Rat
Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Rainflakes and snowdrops.
If you’re into MAGA, you’re no friend of mine.
Formerly:
Sven Jolly
Hollywood Actor Crisp Rat
Chef Boyardeez Nuts
This is me with a legitimate “oh shit are they going to take this seriously?” moment…
For anyone watching, in case things go as bad as they legitimately might, no I am not threatening the life of POTUS or encouraging it.
What the fuck world do we live in anymore?
For anyone watching, in case things go as bad as they legitimately might, no I am not threatening the life of POTUS or encouraging it.
What the fuck world do we live in anymore?
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This is me with a legitimate “oh shit are they going to take this seriously?” moment…
For anyone watching, in case things go as bad as they legitimately might, no I am not threatening the life of POTUS or encouraging it.
What the fuck world do we live in anymore?
For anyone watching, in case things go as bad as they legitimately might, no I am not threatening the life of POTUS or encouraging it.
What the fuck world do we live in anymore?
Faster, pussycat! Kill, kill, kill, kill...
November 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Faster, pussycat! Kill, kill, kill, kill...
Microsoft Teams allows you to upload custom emojis.
Big mistake.
I now pepper work chats with Skeletor emojis, in pure wanton abandon.
Big mistake.
I now pepper work chats with Skeletor emojis, in pure wanton abandon.
October 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Microsoft Teams allows you to upload custom emojis.
Big mistake.
I now pepper work chats with Skeletor emojis, in pure wanton abandon.
Big mistake.
I now pepper work chats with Skeletor emojis, in pure wanton abandon.
Fucken cool, daddy-o.
October 22, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Fucken cool, daddy-o.
Rory Culkin looks like if Anne Rice got her hands on Kieran Culkin
October 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Rory Culkin looks like if Anne Rice got her hands on Kieran Culkin
October 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
October 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I was about to do it and then I realized that I’m not so sure the US is a “first world” nation anymore… 🙁
October 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I was about to do it and then I realized that I’m not so sure the US is a “first world” nation anymore… 🙁
What is Mask (1985) starring Cher, Laura Dern, Eric Stoltz, and 41-year-old Sam Freaking Elliott sporting a t-shirt that reads “moustache rides”?
October 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
What is Mask (1985) starring Cher, Laura Dern, Eric Stoltz, and 41-year-old Sam Freaking Elliott sporting a t-shirt that reads “moustache rides”?
Loaded up Cyberpunk 2077 after a while and I appreciate the tone they (didn’t have to because who reads this shit? But they did it anyway) employed.
October 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Loaded up Cyberpunk 2077 after a while and I appreciate the tone they (didn’t have to because who reads this shit? But they did it anyway) employed.
Mmm… Red Velvet Cake…
October 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Mmm… Red Velvet Cake…
Watching ep 204 of #Peacemaker and then the associated podcast and it’s hilarious to me that @jamesgunn.bsky.social calls out the “tiny little penis and wobbly scrotum” of the alien which is 1) visible for 0,5 seconds and 2) I noticed because I paused bc I wanted a better view of the creature.
September 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Watching ep 204 of #Peacemaker and then the associated podcast and it’s hilarious to me that @jamesgunn.bsky.social calls out the “tiny little penis and wobbly scrotum” of the alien which is 1) visible for 0,5 seconds and 2) I noticed because I paused bc I wanted a better view of the creature.
OMG I found it! And it’s not going to live up to the hype, but dammit, I HAVE to post it…
September 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
OMG I found it! And it’s not going to live up to the hype, but dammit, I HAVE to post it…
What happened to Bro?
September 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
What happened to Bro?
I was alone
I was all by myself
No one was lookin'....
I was thinkin' of you
Oh yeah did I mention...
I was all by myself?
All by myself
All by myself
All by myself
I was all by myself
No one was lookin'....
I was thinkin' of you
Oh yeah did I mention...
I was all by myself?
All by myself
All by myself
All by myself
September 8, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I was alone
I was all by myself
No one was lookin'....
I was thinkin' of you
Oh yeah did I mention...
I was all by myself?
All by myself
All by myself
All by myself
I was all by myself
No one was lookin'....
I was thinkin' of you
Oh yeah did I mention...
I was all by myself?
All by myself
All by myself
All by myself
Archie (crooning): Milk and milk and lem-o-nade...
Edith (screeching): Round the corner FUDGE is made!
Edith (screeching): Round the corner FUDGE is made!
September 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Archie (crooning): Milk and milk and lem-o-nade...
Edith (screeching): Round the corner FUDGE is made!
Edith (screeching): Round the corner FUDGE is made!
Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September.
August 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September.
Teri Garr was a comedic legend who's career spanned four decades and includes over 140 credits in film and television.
Her brother Vinnie, however, was deemed too "acidic" to work with.
Her brother Vinnie, however, was deemed too "acidic" to work with.
August 28, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Teri Garr was a comedic legend who's career spanned four decades and includes over 140 credits in film and television.
Her brother Vinnie, however, was deemed too "acidic" to work with.
Her brother Vinnie, however, was deemed too "acidic" to work with.
Drop some hats
(Still not sure why I was blocked from buying this one…)
(Still not sure why I was blocked from buying this one…)
August 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Drop some hats
(Still not sure why I was blocked from buying this one…)
(Still not sure why I was blocked from buying this one…)