Octer Doctopus
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lewkf.bsky.social
Octer Doctopus
@lewkf.bsky.social
I'm a streetwalkin' cheetah with a heart full of napalm.

Rainflakes and snowdrops.

If you’re into MAGA, you’re no friend of mine.

Formerly:
Sven Jolly
Hollywood Actor Crisp Rat
Chef Boyardeez Nuts
h/t to @cosmicallyf.bsky.social for reminding me (and producing regular funny content, far far more often than this guy [aka me])
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
(A joke I’ve been telling for literally decades)
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
But give a guy some credit!
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Yes, it may get you on some blocklists…
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Is it “RYE-baldry” or “RIB-aldry”?
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Aww… you remembered!
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Posts like this make me wish I could 😂 in addition to the BlueSky default ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It’s funny that Denzel Washington was in Gladiator 2 because he really should’ve won the Academy award for The Hurricane but lost out somehow to the original Gladiator. Then they gave it to him for Training Day, which was fine, but it wasn’t his best work, almost to say “mea culpa”.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Anyway... I don't care. I don't feel like looking the guy up.
Something about him gives off d-bag vibes.
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Unless he grew up in India or somewhere where people wouldn't even think it, where Shetty (hehe) is a common surname.
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Must have been rough when he was a kid, since that's the easiest dumbest way to make fun of someone is to lazily change their name a little. And it's right there!
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
= not very clam, is it (I also call the app "clam")
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
2nd year of college
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM