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· Jul 1
I always remember that clip from French TV in the 80s where an elderly, drunken Pepe Le Pew crudely propositioned Whitney Houston
What is it about thick Americans and magnets? I see how a stupid person gets from "I don't understand how this works" to "nobody understands how this works" but why is it always magnets?
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
What is it about thick Americans and magnets? I see how a stupid person gets from "I don't understand how this works" to "nobody understands how this works" but why is it always magnets?
I don't see an issue with the new Wuthering Heights. I think you're all being very silly.
Margot Robbie looks like no 35 year old did in the 18th century, and easily passes for an 18 year old. Racially ambiguous characters can be played by anyone. The trailer is very clearly a bait and switch.
Margot Robbie looks like no 35 year old did in the 18th century, and easily passes for an 18 year old. Racially ambiguous characters can be played by anyone. The trailer is very clearly a bait and switch.
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I don't see an issue with the new Wuthering Heights. I think you're all being very silly.
Margot Robbie looks like no 35 year old did in the 18th century, and easily passes for an 18 year old. Racially ambiguous characters can be played by anyone. The trailer is very clearly a bait and switch.
Margot Robbie looks like no 35 year old did in the 18th century, and easily passes for an 18 year old. Racially ambiguous characters can be played by anyone. The trailer is very clearly a bait and switch.
Kept seeing posts about this and thought it was a stupid, homophobic joke but then noticed the posts all vanished.
So I searched the files and yeah, it really does look like the Russian Kompromat on Trump is a photo of him giving a blowjob to Bill Clinton.
So I searched the files and yeah, it really does look like the Russian Kompromat on Trump is a photo of him giving a blowjob to Bill Clinton.
![From: Mark L. Epstein
Sent: 3/21/2018 1:54:31 PM
To: jeffrey E. [jeeyacation@gmail.com]
Subject: Re: hey
Importance: High
You and your boy Donnie can make a remake of the movie Get Hard.
Sent via tin can and string.
On Mar 21, 2018, at 09:37, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
and i thought- I had tsuris
On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 4:32 AM, Mark L. Epstein wrote:
Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?
From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Monday, March 19, 2018 2:15 PM
To:
Subject: Re: hey
All good. Bannon with me
On Mon, Mar 19, 2018 at 1:49 PM Mark L. Epstein
How are you doing?
A while back you mentioned that you were prediabetic. Has anything changed with that?
What is your boy Donald up to now?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:adywzg7ar6r6jd3ngkc7y7ln/bafkreid3x3z6iduj2u65nn6ak765r4xl6lf4uhd4efwgzdxb2j2izf5lxi@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Kept seeing posts about this and thought it was a stupid, homophobic joke but then noticed the posts all vanished.
So I searched the files and yeah, it really does look like the Russian Kompromat on Trump is a photo of him giving a blowjob to Bill Clinton.
So I searched the files and yeah, it really does look like the Russian Kompromat on Trump is a photo of him giving a blowjob to Bill Clinton.
Since 2008 it seems that thousands of absolutely horrible, detestable cunts have entered the public sphere and ever since they turned up we've all spent a lot less time criticising bankers and oil executives
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Since 2008 it seems that thousands of absolutely horrible, detestable cunts have entered the public sphere and ever since they turned up we've all spent a lot less time criticising bankers and oil executives
Trey Parker is so talented and also he's such a fucking twat
www.themirror.com/entertainmen...
www.themirror.com/entertainmen...
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Trey Parker is so talented and also he's such a fucking twat
www.themirror.com/entertainmen...
www.themirror.com/entertainmen...
Me as a therapist: Sorry were you saying something I just zoned out there
Me as a therapist: I've popped Lord of the Rings on and I have a wet pallet and paints set up so lets lick some paint brushes together shall we?
Me as therapist: Let's have a cuppa and we can sit down and listen to just the right song to get you through this.
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Me as a therapist: Sorry were you saying something I just zoned out there
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We gotta have a clear term for people so cynical they become gullible.
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
We gotta have a clear term for people so cynical they become gullible.
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This has been true for at least 15 years, and honestly probably longer if you look at stuff like the festival of Britain vs the millennium dome, the absolute decay of channel 4 as an art broadcaster from around 2001, and JK fucking R being anointed our most celebrated writer.
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This has been true for at least 15 years, and honestly probably longer if you look at stuff like the festival of Britain vs the millennium dome, the absolute decay of channel 4 as an art broadcaster from around 2001, and JK fucking R being anointed our most celebrated writer.
If you can't run a political party you can't run a country
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If you can't run a political party you can't run a country
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
1. Use a data centre to process the astrology charts of everyone on earth
2. Feed each chart into an LLM for interpretation
3. Train an LLM on all the interpretations
4. Ask the AI to generate the scores for all future sporting events
5. Someday, a crazy wild-eyed scientist or a kid may show up...
2. Feed each chart into an LLM for interpretation
3. Train an LLM on all the interpretations
4. Ask the AI to generate the scores for all future sporting events
5. Someday, a crazy wild-eyed scientist or a kid may show up...
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
1. Use a data centre to process the astrology charts of everyone on earth
2. Feed each chart into an LLM for interpretation
3. Train an LLM on all the interpretations
4. Ask the AI to generate the scores for all future sporting events
5. Someday, a crazy wild-eyed scientist or a kid may show up...
2. Feed each chart into an LLM for interpretation
3. Train an LLM on all the interpretations
4. Ask the AI to generate the scores for all future sporting events
5. Someday, a crazy wild-eyed scientist or a kid may show up...
Dear Headmaster,
Your school attendance goal for December is {new Random.Next(70,100)}%
Failure to meet this goal will result in {PunitiveMeasures[Random.Next(PunitiveMeasures.Count)]}.
Regards,
UK Government AI
Your school attendance goal for December is {new Random.Next(70,100)}%
Failure to meet this goal will result in {PunitiveMeasures[Random.Next(PunitiveMeasures.Count)]}.
Regards,
UK Government AI
Laughable. Or it would be, if it didn't pile more pressure on staff.
There is a multi-layered crisis in British society which the government's policies are exacerbating.
The answer? An AI-generated target. As they are planning to restrict access to EHCPs and SEND support.
Beneath contempt.
There is a multi-layered crisis in British society which the government's policies are exacerbating.
The answer? An AI-generated target. As they are planning to restrict access to EHCPs and SEND support.
Beneath contempt.
All schools in England to be given AI-generated pupil attendance targets
Unions decry move, saying it will put more pressure on headteachers without tackling absence from classrooms
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Dear Headmaster,
Your school attendance goal for December is {new Random.Next(70,100)}%
Failure to meet this goal will result in {PunitiveMeasures[Random.Next(PunitiveMeasures.Count)]}.
Regards,
UK Government AI
Your school attendance goal for December is {new Random.Next(70,100)}%
Failure to meet this goal will result in {PunitiveMeasures[Random.Next(PunitiveMeasures.Count)]}.
Regards,
UK Government AI
The Alien movies, ranked:
Alien
Aliens
Prometheus
Covenant
Romulus
Alien 3
Alien Resurrection
Alien
Aliens
Prometheus
Covenant
Romulus
Alien 3
Alien Resurrection
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The Alien movies, ranked:
Alien
Aliens
Prometheus
Covenant
Romulus
Alien 3
Alien Resurrection
Alien
Aliens
Prometheus
Covenant
Romulus
Alien 3
Alien Resurrection
William Blake's 'And did those feet in ancient time' poem asks a lot of questions and the answer to all of them is 'no'.
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
William Blake's 'And did those feet in ancient time' poem asks a lot of questions and the answer to all of them is 'no'.
I can't believe you'd do this to me on Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I can't believe you'd do this to me on Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day
What happens with clumsy Japanese people are they just always falling through the paper walls or what
November 7, 2025 at 11:37 AM
What happens with clumsy Japanese people are they just always falling through the paper walls or what
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#hourly #wah https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/wahs/photo_1009@01-03-2019_04-22-32.jpg
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
#hourly #wah https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/wahs/photo_1009@01-03-2019_04-22-32.jpg
I don't understand how an undergraduate course in AI could offer anything of value
November 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I don't understand how an undergraduate course in AI could offer anything of value
If I ever fall into a coma please don't sit by my bedside and talk to me you'll be ruining the one good thing about being in a coma
November 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If I ever fall into a coma please don't sit by my bedside and talk to me you'll be ruining the one good thing about being in a coma
Alien: Earth was fantastic and very clever and all your complaints about it are dumb
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Alien: Earth was fantastic and very clever and all your complaints about it are dumb
Houdini never actually actually died in 1926, he travelled far back in time and escaped to the Forest Moon of Endor, where he was the first humanoid to meet the Ewoks. Later, Ewoks would refer to all humanoids as Houdini.
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Houdini never actually actually died in 1926, he travelled far back in time and escaped to the Forest Moon of Endor, where he was the first humanoid to meet the Ewoks. Later, Ewoks would refer to all humanoids as Houdini.
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Today keeps getting better and better
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Today keeps getting better and better