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If Dionne Warwick isn't writing a bio, neither am I
Kept seeing posts about this and thought it was a stupid, homophobic joke but then noticed the posts all vanished.

So I searched the files and yeah, it really does look like the Russian Kompromat on Trump is a photo of him giving a blowjob to Bill Clinton.
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Trey Parker is so talented and also he's such a fucking twat
www.themirror.com/entertainmen...
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Today keeps getting better and better
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"Who made you Judge Judy and executioner?"
November 4, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The damage LLMs might do to society is immeasurable, but you've got to admit, they're so relatable
October 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Honestly what the fuck is wrong with people why are people so keen to return to the horrors of the past
October 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Starting to think I should buy a van, some bleach, and some mould-proof paint and offer free inspections and mould removal to anyone who comes out as a transphobe
October 11, 2025 at 9:39 AM
This ad is backfiring hard these are the coolest animals I've ever seen
October 7, 2025 at 11:19 AM
There simply aren't enough young, lantern-jawed, burly, heavyset men in Hollywood anymore. They once tried to make an X-Men movie and Hank McCoy had to be played by a particularly lanky twink.
October 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
There's something interesting going on here and I feel I could unpack it if I could think about for more than 10 seconds without dry heaving
October 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This is a perfect score IMO. Any film where the audience reaction looks like this is a must-see.
October 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
An owl sized moth or 200 moth sized owls?
September 29, 2025 at 10:37 AM
September 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
September 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I hesitate to share this because when I read it last night I laughed until I couldn't breathe and nearly died.
September 11, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I remember all my life
Raining down as cold as ice
Shadows of a man
A face through a window
Crying in the night
The night goes into...

Morning, just another day
Happy people pass my way
Looking in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How happy you made me
September 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I just saw this cheese flan for the first time since school and had a Proustian moment similar to the restaurant critic eating ratatouille in Ratatouille.

Except instead of delicious ratatouille, it's a horrible eggy, wet, cheesy slab that somehow captures everything about schools in the 90s.
September 11, 2025 at 10:31 AM
September 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
September 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Never seen them in the same place
September 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
September 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
You could not have waterboarded this out of me
September 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
August 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Stang
August 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM