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And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
[they/them]
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February 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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February 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
January 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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"Oh yes, don't mind him, he came with the place."

*points to medieval executioner glowering from the dining nook
January 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Using ChatGPT is like the most unsexy thing a man can do
January 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Overbite go crazy
January 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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I should open a garfield gallery
January 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Using dry shampoo simply so I can scratch it off of my scalp the next day
December 13, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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Can we talk people out of donating to Salvation Army entirely, please!

They force their charity recipients to attend religious conversion sessions as part of receiving assistance.

AND they're wildly transphobic and homophobic!

Fund better charities!
December 9, 2024 at 2:11 PM
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Touching to have Spotify celebrate the 1-year anniversary of my layoff by demonstrating that they could not, in fact, still do Wrapped just as well without me.
December 4, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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oi
August 30, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself
November 21, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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hey. dont let the haters pull the tip of your penis & then let go to see the cartoonish sound it makes. you got this.
November 22, 2024 at 3:56 AM
This show rips ass (affectionate)
November 19, 2024 at 5:30 AM
I know they won't but I think it would be really funny if they changed the name bluesky to twitter now that people are moving over here en masse
November 15, 2024 at 10:03 AM
do any mutuals have the dutch app
November 14, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here
July 1, 2023 at 9:35 PM
wow
November 10, 2024 at 8:56 AM
me versus feeling like i don't fit in anywhere
November 10, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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Toot-tootling by in my apple-shaped car, I raise a hand in friendly greeting. As I pass, a man-sized worm raises his head into view from the backseat. The sign in his mouth says CALL 911
July 4, 2023 at 8:35 PM
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stephen: [clenching fist] 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦
April 28, 2024 at 3:15 AM
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me: [finally sleeping soundly]

the mucus in my sinuses: time to commit attempted murder
April 28, 2024 at 2:47 AM
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Daily bunny no.2472 knows this story by heart
April 28, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves
December 29, 2023 at 6:02 PM