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@lepidelectric.bsky.social
🔞--18+ pleabse--🔞
--hi i'm 20 and weird--
--KING OF BOINGO--
--aspiring artist--
--not binarie--
--mostly doggy--
--probable adhd--
--"LEPIDELECTRIC" on any platform, incl. discord--
-- still THE ANTIPOP--
--read Discworld now.--
--hi i'm 20 and weird--
--KING OF BOINGO--
--aspiring artist--
--not binarie--
--mostly doggy--
--probable adhd--
--"LEPIDELECTRIC" on any platform, incl. discord--
-- still THE ANTIPOP--
--read Discworld now.--
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#MusicChallenge
#MusicInMusic
Day 25 -
LCD Soundsystem - Daft Punk is Playing At My House
youtu.be/Cj8JrQ9w5jY?...
#MusicInMusic
Day 25 -
LCD Soundsystem - Daft Punk is Playing At My House
youtu.be/Cj8JrQ9w5jY?...
LCD Soundsystem - Daft Punk Is Playing At My House (Official Video)
YouTube video by LCD Soundsystem
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 AM
#MusicChallenge
#MusicInMusic
Day 25 -
LCD Soundsystem - Daft Punk is Playing At My House
youtu.be/Cj8JrQ9w5jY?...
#MusicInMusic
Day 25 -
LCD Soundsystem - Daft Punk is Playing At My House
youtu.be/Cj8JrQ9w5jY?...
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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forgot to post this here,,,,
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
forgot to post this here,,,,
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November 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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tails: sonic, what's the true meaning of christmas?
sonic: none of us are christian, tails.
tails: i know, i'm just curious.
sonic: hmmmm.
sonic: big! what do you think the true meaning of christmas is.
big the cat: i get a 25 dollar best buy gift card and a bag of jellybeans.
sonic: yeah!
sonic: none of us are christian, tails.
tails: i know, i'm just curious.
sonic: hmmmm.
sonic: big! what do you think the true meaning of christmas is.
big the cat: i get a 25 dollar best buy gift card and a bag of jellybeans.
sonic: yeah!
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
tails: sonic, what's the true meaning of christmas?
sonic: none of us are christian, tails.
tails: i know, i'm just curious.
sonic: hmmmm.
sonic: big! what do you think the true meaning of christmas is.
big the cat: i get a 25 dollar best buy gift card and a bag of jellybeans.
sonic: yeah!
sonic: none of us are christian, tails.
tails: i know, i'm just curious.
sonic: hmmmm.
sonic: big! what do you think the true meaning of christmas is.
big the cat: i get a 25 dollar best buy gift card and a bag of jellybeans.
sonic: yeah!
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Good morning Bluesky !
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Good morning Bluesky !
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November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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![Comic. [Person with ponytail pointing at diagram while speaking to three other people] PERSON: If the emergency stop is activated, any riders on the waterslide will be diverted into the beam dump, a large graphite block which will safely absorb their momentum. [caption] We regretted hiring an accelerator physicist to design our water park.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicnzdnpjdz4clfa2uhx6isbdwgu72oku5pee4av7paavbjmqpyoiu@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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What if Bran were bird…
WHAT IF MANY BIRD
WHAT IF MANY BIRD
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 AM
What if Bran were bird…
WHAT IF MANY BIRD
WHAT IF MANY BIRD
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you need to LEARN right NOW
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
you need to LEARN right NOW
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no seriously there has to be a study or something on just how low-quality ads are nowadays
Walter Payton uses a paper transfer to ride public transit on the 1979 RTA commercial.
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
no seriously there has to be a study or something on just how low-quality ads are nowadays
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I am cataloging my old games. Some of them got lost to time, some I've found screenshots of in the archive.org, and some I still have the source code for.
Managed to compile this dungeon crawler made in a "7 games in 7 days" solo jam in 2014
Yes that is a Thong Goblin.
#gamedev #indiedev #gamejam
Managed to compile this dungeon crawler made in a "7 games in 7 days" solo jam in 2014
Yes that is a Thong Goblin.
#gamedev #indiedev #gamejam
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I am cataloging my old games. Some of them got lost to time, some I've found screenshots of in the archive.org, and some I still have the source code for.
Managed to compile this dungeon crawler made in a "7 games in 7 days" solo jam in 2014
Yes that is a Thong Goblin.
#gamedev #indiedev #gamejam
Managed to compile this dungeon crawler made in a "7 games in 7 days" solo jam in 2014
Yes that is a Thong Goblin.
#gamedev #indiedev #gamejam
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Apple is anti-union.
Tesla is anti-union.
Amazon is anti-union.
McDonald's is anti-union.
Starbucks is anti-union.
Google is anti-union.
Walmart is anti-union.
These mega-corporations aren’t on workers’ side and their actions make it painfully clear.
Tesla is anti-union.
Amazon is anti-union.
McDonald's is anti-union.
Starbucks is anti-union.
Google is anti-union.
Walmart is anti-union.
These mega-corporations aren’t on workers’ side and their actions make it painfully clear.
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Apple is anti-union.
Tesla is anti-union.
Amazon is anti-union.
McDonald's is anti-union.
Starbucks is anti-union.
Google is anti-union.
Walmart is anti-union.
These mega-corporations aren’t on workers’ side and their actions make it painfully clear.
Tesla is anti-union.
Amazon is anti-union.
McDonald's is anti-union.
Starbucks is anti-union.
Google is anti-union.
Walmart is anti-union.
These mega-corporations aren’t on workers’ side and their actions make it painfully clear.
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the LMFAO guy has a "tennis career" section in his infobox now
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
the LMFAO guy has a "tennis career" section in his infobox now
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The problem with capitalism is one guy gets to be a trillionaire instead of everyone getting healthcare
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The problem with capitalism is one guy gets to be a trillionaire instead of everyone getting healthcare
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Finally made my PC run Max Payne 2, now to see if Mark Wahlberg can shoot his wife back to life or whatever this game is about.
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Finally made my PC run Max Payne 2, now to see if Mark Wahlberg can shoot his wife back to life or whatever this game is about.
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i come to all of you humbly to ask if you will allow me a strawman just this once
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i come to all of you humbly to ask if you will allow me a strawman just this once
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tf2 scrap metal's model clips with itself here
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
tf2 scrap metal's model clips with itself here
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Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced.
Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced.
Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
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happy whatever the fuck day it is
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
happy whatever the fuck day it is