Leonid Illyich Brezhnev
@leobrezhnev.bsky.social
Notorious L.I.B. General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, Chairman of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet, Hero of the Soviet Union (X4), Marshall, Husband, Father, Atheist. He/Comrade
Oh, that's good. Wish I could have thought about that myself. 5-year plan would have been 👌.
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Oh, that's good. Wish I could have thought about that myself. 5-year plan would have been 👌.
yo quiero taco bell
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
yo quiero taco bell
The Coup.
It is happening.
It is happening.
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The Coup.
It is happening.
It is happening.
My money is on announcing his abdication in favor of his preferred son, Uday.
JUST IN: Trump to make an announcement at 2PM EST today
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
My money is on announcing his abdication in favor of his preferred son, Uday.
The cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
The Soviet Union is patiently awaiting for y'all to present us with your apologies for the abuse it received from y'all when IN FACT it was all FOR SCIENCE & the discovery of things with extraordinary abilities which is an issue I strongly identify with thank you for your attention on this matter.
Very cool radioactive fungus news
From @chelleraiser.bsky.social
www.sciencealert.com/chernobyl-fu...
From @chelleraiser.bsky.social
www.sciencealert.com/chernobyl-fu...
Chernobyl Fungus Appears to Have Evolved an Incredible Ability
The Chernobyl exclusion zone may be off-limits to humans, but ever since the Unit Four reactor at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant exploded nearly 40 years ago, other forms of life have not only move...
www.sciencealert.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The Soviet Union is patiently awaiting for y'all to present us with your apologies for the abuse it received from y'all when IN FACT it was all FOR SCIENCE & the discovery of things with extraordinary abilities which is an issue I strongly identify with thank you for your attention on this matter.
The Sound of Music, right.
If this guy's top10 doesn't include the blues brothers i'm jesus
If this guy's top10 doesn't include the blues brothers i'm jesus
I find it weird that Pope Leo’s favorite films were limited at four, when traditionally most people are asked give their top 5 or 10
I’m guessing number five was something like “Wild Things” or “From Dusk Till Dawn” and pope‘s publicist stepped in and said, “Yeah, maybe just four. Four is good.”
I’m guessing number five was something like “Wild Things” or “From Dusk Till Dawn” and pope‘s publicist stepped in and said, “Yeah, maybe just four. Four is good.”
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The Sound of Music, right.
If this guy's top10 doesn't include the blues brothers i'm jesus
If this guy's top10 doesn't include the blues brothers i'm jesus
Last time there were big antiwar marches, the wars lasted forever anyway.
uhhh, where are the mass "No War With Venezuela" marches?
November 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Last time there were big antiwar marches, the wars lasted forever anyway.
"Markwayne" is a ridiculous name.
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Markwayne" is a ridiculous name.
Teach him skills, like flying.
Found this guy buried in the snow this morning. Not sure what to do with him!?!?!
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Teach him skills, like flying.
New Encyclical Just Dropped
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
New Encyclical Just Dropped
MELANIA, the Moviefilm
Starring Sidney Sweeney
Randy Quaid as President
Rob Shneider as Uday & Qusay
James Wood as Jeffrey Epstein
Dasha Nekrasova as Putin
Starring Sidney Sweeney
Randy Quaid as President
Rob Shneider as Uday & Qusay
James Wood as Jeffrey Epstein
Dasha Nekrasova as Putin
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
MELANIA, the Moviefilm
Starring Sidney Sweeney
Randy Quaid as President
Rob Shneider as Uday & Qusay
James Wood as Jeffrey Epstein
Dasha Nekrasova as Putin
Starring Sidney Sweeney
Randy Quaid as President
Rob Shneider as Uday & Qusay
James Wood as Jeffrey Epstein
Dasha Nekrasova as Putin
Communism will win.
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Communism will win.
Happy Thanksgiving capitalists pigs
a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food .
ALT: a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Happy Thanksgiving capitalists pigs
Meanwhile in space: "... hello? Baikonur? Anyone out there?"
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Meanwhile in space: "... hello? Baikonur? Anyone out there?"
I'd watch that cold noire movie
🇩🇰🇺🇸 The Danish government has set up a “night watch” in the foreign ministry, to monitor Donald Trump’s pronouncements and movements while Copenhagen sleeps, - The Guardian
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I'd watch that cold noire movie
Rambo gardening
Helicopter whiz in distance
5-starz genral walks out
Rambo we have mission for U
Rambo says nay I am retiree
5starz sayz mate the president he wants you to free jair bolsonaro
Rambo he sayz Jeer who?
Helicopter whiz in distance
5-starz genral walks out
Rambo we have mission for U
Rambo says nay I am retiree
5starz sayz mate the president he wants you to free jair bolsonaro
Rambo he sayz Jeer who?
That Jair Bolsonaro is serving a 27 year prison sentence in Brazil for attempting a coup, while an America president who did the same thing is not only free, but trying to help him escape is exactly the kind of thing that makes the U.S. a third world country.
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Rambo gardening
Helicopter whiz in distance
5-starz genral walks out
Rambo we have mission for U
Rambo says nay I am retiree
5starz sayz mate the president he wants you to free jair bolsonaro
Rambo he sayz Jeer who?
Helicopter whiz in distance
5-starz genral walks out
Rambo we have mission for U
Rambo says nay I am retiree
5starz sayz mate the president he wants you to free jair bolsonaro
Rambo he sayz Jeer who?
Ah yes the French Gambit
The war will end when the Ukrainian army withdraws from Ukraine.
Putin told reporters that the fighting will end when Ukrainian forces withdraw from the territories they currently hold.
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Ah yes the French Gambit
NUZZI, The Movie
Starring Sydney Sweeney
Starring Sydney Sweeney
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
NUZZI, The Movie
Starring Sydney Sweeney
Starring Sydney Sweeney
Introduce yourself in 4 spaceships
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Introduce yourself in 4 spaceships
Account origin: Russian India
every thanksgiving, me and my family eat thanksgiving dinner
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Account origin: Russian India
Well. It's not like this is the hill the GA prosecutor wants to literally die on.
Breaking News from CNN: The GA Prosecutor has killed the Election interference case against the Convicted FElon & his allies.
What the Fuck‼️This is a bunch of bullshit. Once again the Convicted FElon got away with more crimes.
What the Fuck‼️This is a bunch of bullshit. Once again the Convicted FElon got away with more crimes.
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Well. It's not like this is the hill the GA prosecutor wants to literally die on.
Reposted by Leonid Illyich Brezhnev
The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards comforting lies we tell ourselves.
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards comforting lies we tell ourselves.