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zoo-wee mama!
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Let’s fucking go???
Pritzker calls for mass protests and disruption - “Republicans cannot know a moment of peace,” he says, swaying their portraits will one day be put in museums “reserved for tyrants and traitors”
April 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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April 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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I'm aging like a 7 eleven hot dog.
April 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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kind of like watching your car go up in flames on the side of the highway. undeniably mesmerizing, but also it's your car
April 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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the evil queen after she turned herself old:
can some handsome man take me to see Snow White? I need to do it... for content...
March 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Parents cancelled Max but decided to keep Netflix. What is this demonic hellscape I occupy.
March 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Mom came in while I was preparing for sci-fi Saturday with my blankets, cookies and milk, slime and stim toys for the ad breaks and she says “damn, you’re gonna fit right in at the nursing home in about 50 years” 😔
March 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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who up patting they dog’s stomach like checking a melon for ripeness
March 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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MY CAT: pet me

ME: *pets him*

MY CAT: I hate you
March 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.
February 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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i think the car just did that due to it’s Evil Aura
JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia
February 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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hall of fame ao3 comment
February 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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petition to have a “mark as read” feature on ao3
February 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Who up being a merry fellow
February 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Everybody say sausage keep it going
February 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My name is Edwin 👋🏻 I made the mimic 🤖 It was difficult 😣 To put 🧮 The pieces 🤔 Together 🤞🏻
February 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Doing witchcraft to make him go bald
February 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Truly wild that they got away with “Bustin’ makes me feel good.”
February 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Eating a handful of jellybeans at 6 in the morning just to feel something besides horror
February 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I should be helping Dr. Seeker find the Iguanodon rn
February 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Charles Entertainment Cheese you were my first love
February 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil has seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter.
February 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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i’m having queso and chips for breakfast because fuck this shit.
February 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM