Legendary Forest Monster AKA Eva
@legendaryforest.bsky.social
Normal-seeming STEM Xennial. End-of-the-world computer voice. Privacy is a human right. 🏳️🌈📚🎨💻 she/her • lvl >40
This is just a stream of things I find interesting. Welcome to my brain’s buffer overflow.
This is just a stream of things I find interesting. Welcome to my brain’s buffer overflow.
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interrupting the ghost of christmas present mid-lesson to expound on the national security implications of his remote viewing abilities
December 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
interrupting the ghost of christmas present mid-lesson to expound on the national security implications of his remote viewing abilities
If you did the music for The Righteous Gemstones, you deserve a bigger kiss on the mouth than Dr. Watson. IYKYK
October 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
If you did the music for The Righteous Gemstones, you deserve a bigger kiss on the mouth than Dr. Watson. IYKYK
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UK painter Melissa Scott-Miller, Back gardens in #autumn, Islington, 2016 #WomensArt
October 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
UK painter Melissa Scott-Miller, Back gardens in #autumn, Islington, 2016 #WomensArt
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“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.”
― Jane Goodall
💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero
― Jane Goodall
💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero
October 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.”
― Jane Goodall
💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero
― Jane Goodall
💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero
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i wonder what it’s like to look around every day and see the country being run into the ground by pill-poppers and secret police and anti-vaxxers and book burners and you go into work and sit down at your computer and you’re the guy whose job it is to come up with new oreos flavors
October 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
i wonder what it’s like to look around every day and see the country being run into the ground by pill-poppers and secret police and anti-vaxxers and book burners and you go into work and sit down at your computer and you’re the guy whose job it is to come up with new oreos flavors
A vain, woman-hating problem drinker obsessed with performative hyper-masculinity is a closet case archetype.
Nobody hates the LGBTQ+ community more than someone who feels they aren’t allowed under the rainbow. Nobody hates women more than someone who is desperate to be seen as the polar opposite.
Nobody hates the LGBTQ+ community more than someone who feels they aren’t allowed under the rainbow. Nobody hates women more than someone who is desperate to be seen as the polar opposite.
October 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM
A vain, woman-hating problem drinker obsessed with performative hyper-masculinity is a closet case archetype.
Nobody hates the LGBTQ+ community more than someone who feels they aren’t allowed under the rainbow. Nobody hates women more than someone who is desperate to be seen as the polar opposite.
Nobody hates the LGBTQ+ community more than someone who feels they aren’t allowed under the rainbow. Nobody hates women more than someone who is desperate to be seen as the polar opposite.
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Saudi Arabia has a history of brutally executing talented writers who tell hard truths, which is why absolutely none of the comedians performing in Riyadh should fear for their safety
October 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Saudi Arabia has a history of brutally executing talented writers who tell hard truths, which is why absolutely none of the comedians performing in Riyadh should fear for their safety
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imagine flying halfway around the world for a meeting that could’ve been an email and some guy with a hangover is just shouting at you that it’s against the rules to be fat or gay
September 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
imagine flying halfway around the world for a meeting that could’ve been an email and some guy with a hangover is just shouting at you that it’s against the rules to be fat or gay
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Why are we feigning surprise that a bunch of shitty hacks, bigots, and molesters who make a living out of punching down lack integrity
www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
US comedians defend decision to play in Saudi Arabia: ‘They’re paying me enough to look the other way’
Usual supporters of free speech are under fire for signing on to Riyadh comedy festival despite the government’s human rights abuses
www.theguardian.com
October 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Why are we feigning surprise that a bunch of shitty hacks, bigots, and molesters who make a living out of punching down lack integrity
www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
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What do you think the Sentinelese are up to tonight
October 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
What do you think the Sentinelese are up to tonight
I guess we can expect an imminent federal military takeover of… *checks notes* Provo.
September 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I guess we can expect an imminent federal military takeover of… *checks notes* Provo.
If you have a bad day, I highly recommend releasing 3000 ladybirds/ladybugs into your back garden. 🐞
September 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If you have a bad day, I highly recommend releasing 3000 ladybirds/ladybugs into your back garden. 🐞
Are you fucking kidding me
August 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Are you fucking kidding me
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The evil that men do lives after them
July 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The evil that men do lives after them
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Needed this reminder today.
July 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Needed this reminder today.
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It’s hot. For us, for them.
Set out a shallow dish with pebbles for bees and butterflies.
Leave a shaded bowl for squirrels and birds.
One small act = one huge ripple of kindness.
Set out a shallow dish with pebbles for bees and butterflies.
Leave a shaded bowl for squirrels and birds.
One small act = one huge ripple of kindness.
July 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It’s hot. For us, for them.
Set out a shallow dish with pebbles for bees and butterflies.
Leave a shaded bowl for squirrels and birds.
One small act = one huge ripple of kindness.
Set out a shallow dish with pebbles for bees and butterflies.
Leave a shaded bowl for squirrels and birds.
One small act = one huge ripple of kindness.
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Well, Well,Well, Not So Easy To Find A Government That Doesn’t Suck Shit
By King George III
By King George III
July 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Well, Well,Well, Not So Easy To Find A Government That Doesn’t Suck Shit
By King George III
By King George III
Evergreen
I hate it here. Saved on my phone for every new SCOTUS decision drop:
June 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Evergreen
Trans kids, we see you, we love you, and we won’t ever stop fighting for you.
June 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Trans kids, we see you, we love you, and we won’t ever stop fighting for you.
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Avoid the violence/nonviolence debate. It’s a trap.
The only thing that matters is what actions lead to more justice and less harm.
Inaction and complicity in the face of brutal oppression is the worst form of violence. Never forget it.
The only thing that matters is what actions lead to more justice and less harm.
Inaction and complicity in the face of brutal oppression is the worst form of violence. Never forget it.
June 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Avoid the violence/nonviolence debate. It’s a trap.
The only thing that matters is what actions lead to more justice and less harm.
Inaction and complicity in the face of brutal oppression is the worst form of violence. Never forget it.
The only thing that matters is what actions lead to more justice and less harm.
Inaction and complicity in the face of brutal oppression is the worst form of violence. Never forget it.
Legality is not morality.
Property damage is not a violent crime.
Rights aren’t handed down from above, they’re demanded from below.
Property damage is not a violent crime.
Rights aren’t handed down from above, they’re demanded from below.
June 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Legality is not morality.
Property damage is not a violent crime.
Rights aren’t handed down from above, they’re demanded from below.
Property damage is not a violent crime.
Rights aren’t handed down from above, they’re demanded from below.
We knew it would happen eventually, but I thought I’d enjoy seeing them at one another’s throats more… I think the incredible damage that their ill-fated bromance has done to the world robs me of my ability to enjoy the nasty public breakup.
June 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
We knew it would happen eventually, but I thought I’d enjoy seeing them at one another’s throats more… I think the incredible damage that their ill-fated bromance has done to the world robs me of my ability to enjoy the nasty public breakup.
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As someone who is half hillbilly by birth, it burns me up that country music has gotten so cozy with the worst people, it’s supposed to be about outlaws and trains and moonshine and killing your cheating husband not whatever this Morgan Wallen shit is
June 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
As someone who is half hillbilly by birth, it burns me up that country music has gotten so cozy with the worst people, it’s supposed to be about outlaws and trains and moonshine and killing your cheating husband not whatever this Morgan Wallen shit is
I hate it here. Saved on my phone for every new SCOTUS decision drop:
June 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I hate it here. Saved on my phone for every new SCOTUS decision drop: