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Finishing a lengthy library book before I have to return it always makes me feel like the most powerful being on earth
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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In addition to the selfish desire for me to be able to feed myself and my family, the other thing that really scared me was the possibility of a major air disaster. I don't care who would've been "blamed" for it. It's a tragedy that I hope we avoided.
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I am not defending Chuck Schumer, but I do think it is slightly more reasonable than we give credit to say that we cannot allow starving Americans, withholding their pay, and compromising their safety to become the way we do policy here. Saying “we were winning!” - no one wins when kids go hungry.
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It is the job of the president to provide the necessary leadership to keep the government open

Keep repeating it
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I have a new instant pot and it doesn’t look exactly like my old instant pot so I sometimes look at it and then just decide best not to risk it
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I am not going to participate in the question of whether women belong at work in a country where the job market and wages are so shitty I’m frankly wondering if our family needs a THIRD income
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Charlotte was fun and also I have never been to a city whose downtown is so deserted

It’s like walking through a movie set
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Doing the bravest thing someone can do (arriving first on a girls trip with other moms during virus season)
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I have entered the marathon training phase known as hungry
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Trumpism is not popular when it’s actually in power and being enacted, it is ONLY ever persuasive when they can lie about it

Read it again
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
One of my toxic traits and secret shames is I genuinely love Subway

If you ever wonder who tf is still eating Subway it’s me
November 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
When I think about the things that have reorganized my brain on a molecular level the most salient is returning to work just 4 weeks after a c-section, not even medically cleared, with no daycares even being willing to accept a baby that young
November 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
We have begun the time of year where I wander the house daily rubbing my arm joints and telling anyone who will listen that I am chilled and can’t get warm
November 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I got on a spin bike for the first time in months to “cross train” and I can run like 16ish miles but 20min on that bitch about killed me???
November 3, 2025 at 10:46 AM
My level of resistance to a little sweet treat on long run on massive glycogen depletion Sunday is no

No resistance
November 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
THIS ARTICLE articulates what I have been trying for months to explain. Remote work, the thing I was supposed to want and need as a mom of young kids, was catastrophic to me as a mother. Yes, I had flexibility. But that flexibility came with the understanding that I would need to be flexible in
Opinion | What Women Really Want: Work Boundaries
www.nytimes.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I am on a mission this holiday season to embrace non-aesthetic, non-curated moments. We are not decanting groc store baked goods into a fancy plate. We are mismatching ornaments. We are using whatever wrapping paper. We are putting up the tacky decor that doesn’t coordinate. There is a photo I can’t
November 2, 2025 at 10:18 AM
“It’s too early in the year to -“

It’s a plastic Grinch and a fake tree babe, there is no sacred transition in the Gregorian calendar marking when I can look at them
November 2, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I can’t drink on Saturday’s anymore bc I long run Sunday so I’ve been doing a fun kombucha and like they have really upped the kombucha game these last few years
November 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I have a major pet peeve of child centric programming starting late - it is so hard to keep them calmly occupied in a seat while waiting, I genuinely don’t care if people who are running late miss a little bit?
November 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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oh god she’s basically trump
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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my four year old spends about 25% of her gymnastics class blatantly defying instructions and the other 75% digging her leotard out of her butt crack
November 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
POV: you’re trying to force your kids to eat some protein and fiber the day after Halloween even by accident
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I recorded about 10 ordinary seconds of my 3 and 4yos trick or treating. They say it goes by so fast. I don’t really think so yet, but just in case it does - I have a video of me holding a dinosaur’s hand, one whose treat basket was heavy but who wanted to walk anyway. 🙏🏼🫶🏼
November 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM