Legallyblondelle
@legallyblondelle.bsky.social
What, like it’s hard? (Yes, yes it is.)
Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum
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Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum
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This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Buffy is so old there were only 103 named elements, we’re at 118 now.
(Yes I pause every show that has a periodic table to see if its period accurate)
(Yes I pause every show that has a periodic table to see if its period accurate)
July 27, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Buffy is so old there were only 103 named elements, we’re at 118 now.
(Yes I pause every show that has a periodic table to see if its period accurate)
(Yes I pause every show that has a periodic table to see if its period accurate)
RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm probably had such orderer’s remorse once it tucked itself in and got to munching. That poor 🪱 probably thought it was in for some fine dining but must have realized quickly that it should have stuck with its go-to order of a chicken Caesar with French fries.
May 4, 2025 at 11:18 AM
RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm probably had such orderer’s remorse once it tucked itself in and got to munching. That poor 🪱 probably thought it was in for some fine dining but must have realized quickly that it should have stuck with its go-to order of a chicken Caesar with French fries.
“But her emails!” 😩📧
April 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“But her emails!” 😩📧
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Hi, I'm God.
Human beings should not be thrown into prisons without due process.
Even Jesus got a hearing.
Human beings should not be thrown into prisons without due process.
Even Jesus got a hearing.
April 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Just dropped my father off after the #Boston #HandsOff rally. We know what to do with grabby-handed, greedy men. On my Red Line ride in today, I was sitting next to a generational peer of my dad’s, plus or minus a few years. He was saying to a friend “I just didn’t think I’d have to do this…” (1)
April 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Us finding out about the tariffs yesterday.
April 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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The SAVE Act is not about protecting elections but rather, it's about creating barriers that weaken our democracy and silence voters! QUICK SIGNATURE: action.momsrising.org/sign/Stop-th... via @momsrising.org #StoptheSaveAct action.momsrising.org/sign/Stop-th...
Take action and fight for democracy!
The SAVE Act will disenfranchise voters, place undue burdens and severely impact working-class Americans, older Americans, and women who’ve changed their last name as well as those who’ve lost documen...
action.momsrising.org
March 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The SAVE Act is not about protecting elections but rather, it's about creating barriers that weaken our democracy and silence voters! QUICK SIGNATURE: action.momsrising.org/sign/Stop-th... via @momsrising.org #StoptheSaveAct action.momsrising.org/sign/Stop-th...
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Massive encroachment by Bezos into The Washington Post’s opinion section - makes clear dissenting views will not be published
I still have not felt encroachment on my journalism on the news side, but if Bezos tries interfering with the news side I will be quitting immediately and letting you know
I still have not felt encroachment on my journalism on the news side, but if Bezos tries interfering with the news side I will be quitting immediately and letting you know
February 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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They quite thoroughly Inceptioned this whole “trickle down” concept into the Boomer generation, huh?
The wages of the richest 1% have skyrocketed 182% since 1979.
Meanwhile, the wages of the bottom 90% have seen just 44% growth.
Trickle down economics was always a hoax.
Meanwhile, the wages of the bottom 90% have seen just 44% growth.
Trickle down economics was always a hoax.
February 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
They quite thoroughly Inceptioned this whole “trickle down” concept into the Boomer generation, huh?
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Please share this fact sheet about Ukraine with anyone who needs it.
February 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Please share this fact sheet about Ukraine with anyone who needs it.
Is being a mother - being a woman - being a caretaker - anything other than realizing you exist in a perpetual state of sanity loss while also simultaneously knowing you don't have time for that shit and so could everyone else please just keep pace accordingly? No time for slow walkers! 🍞&🌹
February 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Is being a mother - being a woman - being a caretaker - anything other than realizing you exist in a perpetual state of sanity loss while also simultaneously knowing you don't have time for that shit and so could everyone else please just keep pace accordingly? No time for slow walkers! 🍞&🌹
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Dear Republican members of Congress from NY and NJ:
Do you support Trump and Musk's 20% cut to vital healthcare for 9/11 survivors, firefighters, police officers, first responders, and rescue workers?
Please explain. Right now.
Sincerely,
We the People
Do you support Trump and Musk's 20% cut to vital healthcare for 9/11 survivors, firefighters, police officers, first responders, and rescue workers?
Please explain. Right now.
Sincerely,
We the People
February 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Dear Republican members of Congress from NY and NJ:
Do you support Trump and Musk's 20% cut to vital healthcare for 9/11 survivors, firefighters, police officers, first responders, and rescue workers?
Please explain. Right now.
Sincerely,
We the People
Do you support Trump and Musk's 20% cut to vital healthcare for 9/11 survivors, firefighters, police officers, first responders, and rescue workers?
Please explain. Right now.
Sincerely,
We the People
Yep, sounds pretty “pro-life” to me! There aren’t enough eye rolls to make the world go round to offset all the heartbreak contained in this snippet 💔
after the overturning of roe, black infant mortality has spiked nearly 11% in states with abortion bans:
www.reuters.com/world/us/inf...
www.reuters.com/world/us/inf...
Infant mortality rises in states with abortion bans, study finds
Increases in infant mortality have been found in U.S. states that enacted abortion bans or severe restrictions after the Supreme Court overturned the landmark ruling that guaranteed a right to the procedure, U.S. researchers said on Thursday.
www.reuters.com
February 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Yep, sounds pretty “pro-life” to me! There aren’t enough eye rolls to make the world go round to offset all the heartbreak contained in this snippet 💔
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Don’t lose hope. Remember, Watergate took over two years to fully unravel from the initial break-in to Nixon’s resignation. Just like then and now, Americans are losing faith in their government. We are documenting every illegal action and will hold this administration and Elon Musk accountable.
February 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Don’t lose hope. Remember, Watergate took over two years to fully unravel from the initial break-in to Nixon’s resignation. Just like then and now, Americans are losing faith in their government. We are documenting every illegal action and will hold this administration and Elon Musk accountable.
As a pedestrian, nothing feels as good as slow-walking in front of a dick-ish driver. Making them wait that extra half a second on their brakes…
a cartoon character wearing a blue hoodie is laughing with flames behind him
ALT: a cartoon character wearing a blue hoodie is laughing with flames behind him
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February 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
As a pedestrian, nothing feels as good as slow-walking in front of a dick-ish driver. Making them wait that extra half a second on their brakes…
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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
@mcuban.bsky.social What about retraining for folks who may have another career, how could you see supporting a cohort like that in a plan like this one? Seems like you and JFK are sharing the 💡 that the concept of mandatory service to one’s country being only about the military…1/
February 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
@mcuban.bsky.social What about retraining for folks who may have another career, how could you see supporting a cohort like that in a plan like this one? Seems like you and JFK are sharing the 💡 that the concept of mandatory service to one’s country being only about the military…1/
So you’re saying I SHOULD keep stuffing Goldfish into my face, then, right @thisone0verhere.bsky.social…?
February 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
So you’re saying I SHOULD keep stuffing Goldfish into my face, then, right @thisone0verhere.bsky.social…?
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it’s so sad that Kanye West passed away shortly after releasing Graduation. I bet he would have gone on to do incredible things if he hadn’t tragically died 18 years ago
February 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
it’s so sad that Kanye West passed away shortly after releasing Graduation. I bet he would have gone on to do incredible things if he hadn’t tragically died 18 years ago
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Think firing the entire federal workforce will save America money?
Federal civilian employees account for just 4% of the federal budget. Even if someone like Musk—or any president—fired all of us, it wouldn’t make much of a dent in government spending. Don’t fall for it.
Federal civilian employees account for just 4% of the federal budget. Even if someone like Musk—or any president—fired all of us, it wouldn’t make much of a dent in government spending. Don’t fall for it.
February 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Think firing the entire federal workforce will save America money?
Federal civilian employees account for just 4% of the federal budget. Even if someone like Musk—or any president—fired all of us, it wouldn’t make much of a dent in government spending. Don’t fall for it.
Federal civilian employees account for just 4% of the federal budget. Even if someone like Musk—or any president—fired all of us, it wouldn’t make much of a dent in government spending. Don’t fall for it.
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do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
February 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you