Ashley, I like rocks.
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*mostly a stream of consciousness and thoughts I should have written in a journal or texted someone* lvl 36, cat mom, homosexual, geologist, antifa supersoldier, PNW, aging raver, occasional writer, frequent shit poster
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My name is Ashley and I enjoy being cryptic on the Internet.
I love this bar, I do, but it feels like everyone's first serving job and that's very annoying.
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I love this bar, I do, but it feels like everyone's first serving job and that's very annoying.
I think the end is nigh and I hope it's excruciating. I hope he goes with pain, suffering, and confusion. It's a fraction of a fraction of what he deserves.
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I think the end is nigh and I hope it's excruciating. I hope he goes with pain, suffering, and confusion. It's a fraction of a fraction of what he deserves.
LMAO the Seattle sapphic scene is too damn small
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
LMAO the Seattle sapphic scene is too damn small
Me "it's almost 10 am, I can't go to the coffee shop in sweats!"
*walks into coffee shop, everyone is in sweats*
🙃 My brain is so dumb
*walks into coffee shop, everyone is in sweats*
🙃 My brain is so dumb
October 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Me "it's almost 10 am, I can't go to the coffee shop in sweats!"
*walks into coffee shop, everyone is in sweats*
🙃 My brain is so dumb
*walks into coffee shop, everyone is in sweats*
🙃 My brain is so dumb
Oh sweet Jesus I get paid next week. What a relief. Being a federal employee is rough these days ngl
October 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Oh sweet Jesus I get paid next week. What a relief. Being a federal employee is rough these days ngl
Note to self: thick sharpie is ppe
October 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Note to self: thick sharpie is ppe
I am so fucking sick of this shit dude.
October 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I am so fucking sick of this shit dude.
I sure wish the other shoe would fall or maybe this train would hit me or something because being in this weird limbo is making my jaw hurt
October 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I sure wish the other shoe would fall or maybe this train would hit me or something because being in this weird limbo is making my jaw hurt
Our capitalist queen did it again. Maybe it's time to admit I am a Swiftie, as I listen to the new album the moment it released (West Coast Best Coast).
taylor swift is wearing a grey sweater and sitting on a red couch with a statue in the background .
ALT: taylor swift is wearing a grey sweater and sitting on a red couch with a statue in the background .
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Our capitalist queen did it again. Maybe it's time to admit I am a Swiftie, as I listen to the new album the moment it released (West Coast Best Coast).
I wish my look was giving "flapper" or "bobby soxer" instead of poodle skirts and milk shakes.
October 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I wish my look was giving "flapper" or "bobby soxer" instead of poodle skirts and milk shakes.
I think it's time to go.
September 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I think it's time to go.
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Cat Internally Debates Whether Or Not To Rip Head Off Smaller Creature It Just Met https://theonion.com/cat-internally-debates-whether-or-not-to-rip-head-off-s-1819579289/
September 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Cat Internally Debates Whether Or Not To Rip Head Off Smaller Creature It Just Met https://theonion.com/cat-internally-debates-whether-or-not-to-rip-head-off-s-1819579289/
Just FYI: being gay is soo much more fun than being straight. Trust me, I've done both.
September 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Just FYI: being gay is soo much more fun than being straight. Trust me, I've done both.
Sometimes I get a report from a contractor and while reading it I keep having to reread sentences 40 times to understand what the hell they're talking about. Are tech editors even a thing anymore? Do they teach writing in college?
September 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Sometimes I get a report from a contractor and while reading it I keep having to reread sentences 40 times to understand what the hell they're talking about. Are tech editors even a thing anymore? Do they teach writing in college?
Every time my upstairs neighbors stomp, I'm turning it up one notch. You can come down here and talk to me like adults if you want to complain. And I will tell you about every fucking movement I hear from your apartment and how you don't hear me pounding on the ceiling.
September 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Every time my upstairs neighbors stomp, I'm turning it up one notch. You can come down here and talk to me like adults if you want to complain. And I will tell you about every fucking movement I hear from your apartment and how you don't hear me pounding on the ceiling.
I just watched the Jimmy Kimmel monologue. My first reaction is of course incredulous. That was it?? Are...are you joking? But then I remember the merger. Capital will never beat the allegations, truely. What a mind boggling turn of historical events. Truly the dumbest fascist takeover of all time.
September 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I just watched the Jimmy Kimmel monologue. My first reaction is of course incredulous. That was it?? Are...are you joking? But then I remember the merger. Capital will never beat the allegations, truely. What a mind boggling turn of historical events. Truly the dumbest fascist takeover of all time.
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On one end of the spectrum, ABC tanks your show at the behest of the government; on the other, journalists are thrown in ICE detention, unjustly indicted for “rioting”, batoned in the face with press pass in hand for taking photos (an action Noem and DHS say is “violence”)—and that’s just “media”
September 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
On one end of the spectrum, ABC tanks your show at the behest of the government; on the other, journalists are thrown in ICE detention, unjustly indicted for “rioting”, batoned in the face with press pass in hand for taking photos (an action Noem and DHS say is “violence”)—and that’s just “media”
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Lean in. Fight like hell. Throw a wrench in and smash the machine. Shit’s fucking scary right now, but it’s been this way before, and courageous people fucked shit up, held their ground, buried their dead, got back up & changed things.
It can happen again, it can! It can, goddamnit!
It can happen again, it can! It can, goddamnit!
September 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Lean in. Fight like hell. Throw a wrench in and smash the machine. Shit’s fucking scary right now, but it’s been this way before, and courageous people fucked shit up, held their ground, buried their dead, got back up & changed things.
It can happen again, it can! It can, goddamnit!
It can happen again, it can! It can, goddamnit!
Document everything.
September 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Document everything.
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Tucker Carlson doing better than Chuck Schumer on this one if anyone still wants to sell me on the current Democratic Party
September 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Tucker Carlson doing better than Chuck Schumer on this one if anyone still wants to sell me on the current Democratic Party
Watching Generation V in the wake of the last several months that have occured in the past 7 days is kind of annoying. I have maintained for a while now that we live in poorly written comic book without the superheroes.
September 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Watching Generation V in the wake of the last several months that have occured in the past 7 days is kind of annoying. I have maintained for a while now that we live in poorly written comic book without the superheroes.
What is the line between not complying in advance and not making yourself a target?
September 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
What is the line between not complying in advance and not making yourself a target?
I got COVID and have been sick the last few days. Symptoms ramped up quickly from exhaustion for two days to body aches and chills for less than 24 hours on Sunday. We're on the downslope now. I woke up with a stuffy head but the rest of my body feels fine.
September 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I got COVID and have been sick the last few days. Symptoms ramped up quickly from exhaustion for two days to body aches and chills for less than 24 hours on Sunday. We're on the downslope now. I woke up with a stuffy head but the rest of my body feels fine.
Really? An Infected Mushroom T-shirt? In 2025? Is Gaza a joke to you?
September 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Really? An Infected Mushroom T-shirt? In 2025? Is Gaza a joke to you?
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Hoping this new density law won’t help what I saw developers do in city hall this week and get approval from LA city planning/council to knock down SEVEN rent stabilized apt buildings in order to build a luxury high rise in E. Hollywood w/only 16/139 affordable units while displacing 50 residents
SB 79 PASSED!
APARTMENTS NEXT TO ALL RAPID TRANSIT STATIONS IN CALIFORNIA ARE NOW LEGAL! THIS IS HUGE!!!
APARTMENTS NEXT TO ALL RAPID TRANSIT STATIONS IN CALIFORNIA ARE NOW LEGAL! THIS IS HUGE!!!
September 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Hoping this new density law won’t help what I saw developers do in city hall this week and get approval from LA city planning/council to knock down SEVEN rent stabilized apt buildings in order to build a luxury high rise in E. Hollywood w/only 16/139 affordable units while displacing 50 residents