MB
@leelowrites.bsky.social
Book publicist, writer, book nerd
Past: Harper, S&S, PRH, Macmillan
Currently reading: The Lost World by Michael Crichton
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Past: Harper, S&S, PRH, Macmillan
Currently reading: The Lost World by Michael Crichton
mlbpublicity.com
What's the saying? An apple a day prevents severe asthma attacks 🙄
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
What's the saying? An apple a day prevents severe asthma attacks 🙄
I'm sorry... two?
How do you land Vanity Fair west coast editor at age 32 after having affairs with two presidential candidates you were covering as a journalist. That is some prime white lady shit.
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I'm sorry... two?
The things I think should happen to this man and his ilk would get me suspended from this hellscape
Someone explain to me how this man is walking around free after all the e-mail revelations? Are there no laws left in 🇺🇸?
vtforeignpolicy.com/2025/08/alan...
vtforeignpolicy.com/2025/08/alan...
Alan Dershowitz: Ghislaine Maxwell Deserves a Pardon: ‘Age of Consent Must Be Lowered to 14’ - VT Foreign Policy
Dershowitz was a member of the team that got convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein a plea deal that sent him to prison for 18 months in 2007, a sentence that was described as “the deal of the century...
vtforeignpolicy.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The things I think should happen to this man and his ilk would get me suspended from this hellscape
Trump is basically a dumber, slower Smaug.
Reality check for Trump: if someone mistakes your pride and joy gold molding for the plastic trim in Home Depot’s bargain aisle, you did not land the luxury look you think you did.
Trump just looks like he’s spiraling at this point.
Trump just looks like he’s spiraling at this point.
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Trump is basically a dumber, slower Smaug.
I know she's not talking about that rehydrated corpse we call health secretary...
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I know she's not talking about that rehydrated corpse we call health secretary...
So none of us will be getting any work done today
WHAT.
whhhhattttt.
To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton?
IS THAT WHAT I AM READING
whhhhattttt.
To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton?
IS THAT WHAT I AM READING
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
So none of us will be getting any work done today
Just when I feel bad about trolling the shit out of Joyce Carol Oates, she goes and tweets something...
@sarahweinman.com sorry to blow up your mentions this morning but !!!
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Just when I feel bad about trolling the shit out of Joyce Carol Oates, she goes and tweets something...
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The legislation, expected to become law this week and end the longest government shutdown in U.S. history, looks like it would allow the aggrieved senators to sue the government for at least $500,000 in statutory damages.
www.huffpost.com/entry/govern...
www.huffpost.com/entry/govern...
GOP Senators Give Themselves Chance For Payday Over Jan. 6 Phone Subpoenas
The legislation gives senators a chance to sue for $500,000 in damages if their phone records were obtained by the FBI.
www.huffpost.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The legislation, expected to become law this week and end the longest government shutdown in U.S. history, looks like it would allow the aggrieved senators to sue the government for at least $500,000 in statutory damages.
www.huffpost.com/entry/govern...
www.huffpost.com/entry/govern...
Everything's terrible, but National Geographic has uploaded full When Sharks Attack episodes to YouTube.
October 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Everything's terrible, but National Geographic has uploaded full When Sharks Attack episodes to YouTube.
They're going to weekend at Bernie's this man, aren't they?
September 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
They're going to weekend at Bernie's this man, aren't they?
I believe they call this fatherless behavior
Former Congressman Madison Cawthorn arrested in Florida for failure to appear in court
Former Congressman Madison Cawthorn arrested in Cape Coral for failure to appear in court
Former Republican North Carolina Congressman Madison Cawthorn was arrested Wednesday on an out-of-county warrant for failing to show up in court.
www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com
September 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I believe they call this fatherless behavior
Rediscovered the joy of reading and it feels so good
a blurry picture of a man and woman singing on stage
ALT: a blurry picture of a man and woman singing on stage
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September 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Rediscovered the joy of reading and it feels so good
If John Fetterman wants to go home that bad, he can always resign...
a poster for futurama shows a man with red hair
ALT: a poster for futurama shows a man with red hair
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July 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If John Fetterman wants to go home that bad, he can always resign...
I miss NYC
New York’s message to Ted Cruz is ‘get the F out of New York!’
Lmao 🤣
Lmao 🤣
June 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I miss NYC
Woke up to discover we're in yet another war. I know what I'm doing today.
a woman holding a shaker and a martini glass
ALT: a woman holding a shaker and a martini glass
media.tenor.com
June 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Woke up to discover we're in yet another war. I know what I'm doing today.
Eric always reminds us he exists in the worst ways
June 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Eric always reminds us he exists in the worst ways
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The best advice I can offer people is to stop expecting wealth class owned media and wealth class owned politicians to snap out of it. They’re doing exactly what they’re supposed to do.
It’s our work to accomplish and it will happen organically. Sorry that there aren’t shortcuts. It’s on us.
It’s our work to accomplish and it will happen organically. Sorry that there aren’t shortcuts. It’s on us.
June 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The best advice I can offer people is to stop expecting wealth class owned media and wealth class owned politicians to snap out of it. They’re doing exactly what they’re supposed to do.
It’s our work to accomplish and it will happen organically. Sorry that there aren’t shortcuts. It’s on us.
It’s our work to accomplish and it will happen organically. Sorry that there aren’t shortcuts. It’s on us.
no one wants to be there lol
June 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
no one wants to be there lol
god I love this for him
One block over from the White House: the aspirational security line setup
June 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
god I love this for him
I've been to funerals with more enthusiasm
The tanks and planes have yet to arrive. And the end of the route appears to be more populated and spirited. But here between 20th and 21st streets on Constitution Avenue, the mood is decidedly subdued. Golf clap-level enthusiasm as we hit the 6:20 p.m. mark.
June 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I've been to funerals with more enthusiasm
I will never understand why someone whose business relies on advertising would run their mouth like this.
Ahead of the No Kings protest in Dallas this afternoon, the CEO of the right wing Dallas Express posted this image that includes a long rifle and a pistol, saying he will be "going in hot" to the "riot."
June 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I will never understand why someone whose business relies on advertising would run their mouth like this.