leafy lady
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leafy lady
@leafylady.bsky.social
· Nov 23
bsky stand for banksy
i hung up on a robot twice at work when someone used the apparently real feature of google search where you can make a google robot call and ask a question for you. if you can't bother to talk to me yourself you don't get to know the answer
January 26, 2026 at 9:06 PM
i hung up on a robot twice at work when someone used the apparently real feature of google search where you can make a google robot call and ask a question for you. if you can't bother to talk to me yourself you don't get to know the answer
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they are killing the helpers. the american government is killing the helpers, the people Mr. fucking Rogers talked about.
January 25, 2026 at 7:10 AM
they are killing the helpers. the american government is killing the helpers, the people Mr. fucking Rogers talked about.
in these trying times it's important to ask the hard questions: how do i kill 30-50 feral hogs in 3-5 minutes while my small children play?
January 26, 2026 at 8:47 PM
in these trying times it's important to ask the hard questions: how do i kill 30-50 feral hogs in 3-5 minutes while my small children play?
What's up?
🌏Anyone can interact ⌄
🌏Anyone can interact ⌄
January 24, 2026 at 1:27 PM
What's up?
🌏Anyone can interact ⌄
🌏Anyone can interact ⌄
the real magic of disney channel's "the luck of the irish" is the mom finding traditional irish ingredients in whatever suburb they lived
January 24, 2026 at 1:24 PM
the real magic of disney channel's "the luck of the irish" is the mom finding traditional irish ingredients in whatever suburb they lived
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A new cryptid/bad guy I just invented: Mr. Open Your Cupboards
He'll sneak into your house at night and open all your cupboards
He'll sneak into your house at night and open all your cupboards
January 22, 2026 at 8:32 AM
A new cryptid/bad guy I just invented: Mr. Open Your Cupboards
He'll sneak into your house at night and open all your cupboards
He'll sneak into your house at night and open all your cupboards
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I'm going to become a right wing podcaster but only about soap. Bar soap is traditional values. Liquid soap is a disgrace. Squirting goo on yourself from a little bottle. Western civilization is at risk because of this
January 23, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I'm going to become a right wing podcaster but only about soap. Bar soap is traditional values. Liquid soap is a disgrace. Squirting goo on yourself from a little bottle. Western civilization is at risk because of this
jd vance is a #ButterSon. no further questions, your honor
January 24, 2026 at 1:00 AM
jd vance is a #ButterSon. no further questions, your honor
just remembered that time someone i knew wrote a blog post abt the veil (read: hymen) being torn = losing virginity lol have a great one
January 20, 2026 at 3:12 AM
just remembered that time someone i knew wrote a blog post abt the veil (read: hymen) being torn = losing virginity lol have a great one
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Hey dude beautiful day in hell isn’t it? haha alright see ya tomorrow
January 19, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Hey dude beautiful day in hell isn’t it? haha alright see ya tomorrow
this bitch driving 60 miles to hang out with me today but i can't get people who live in the same city as me to do shit, wth
January 18, 2026 at 3:17 PM
this bitch driving 60 miles to hang out with me today but i can't get people who live in the same city as me to do shit, wth
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Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 18, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
i don't really get scared by horror movies. if they wants to scare me they should make one where the mc loses health insurance or some shit
January 14, 2026 at 9:25 PM
i don't really get scared by horror movies. if they wants to scare me they should make one where the mc loses health insurance or some shit
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okay. okay. okay i’ll- okay. Ok
January 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
okay. okay. okay i’ll- okay. Ok
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rip scott dilberts, the guy who invented garfield
January 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
rip scott dilberts, the guy who invented garfield
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Hi everyone we do live in a hell simulation don’t we! So how about that Tim chalamet. I’m vomiting money
January 14, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Hi everyone we do live in a hell simulation don’t we! So how about that Tim chalamet. I’m vomiting money
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how are you enjoying this hell simulation we are all living in
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 AM
how are you enjoying this hell simulation we are all living in
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hey man good to see you, how are you enjoying this hell simulation we are all living in
January 10, 2026 at 7:11 AM
hey man good to see you, how are you enjoying this hell simulation we are all living in
a porn bot or smth liked this post because of the word tit. tbf that's also why i like this post but that's beside the point
The penduline tits constitute the family Remizidae, of small passerine birds related to the true tits.
January 12, 2026 at 11:48 AM
a porn bot or smth liked this post because of the word tit. tbf that's also why i like this post but that's beside the point
The penduline tits constitute the family Remizidae, of small passerine birds related to the true tits.
January 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
The penduline tits constitute the family Remizidae, of small passerine birds related to the true tits.
got plans to carry a drum kit home on my bike. no questions please. are there any questions
January 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
got plans to carry a drum kit home on my bike. no questions please. are there any questions
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everything is at least a little worse. many things are much worse
January 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
everything is at least a little worse. many things are much worse
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anyone: happy new year
me, putting my arm around them like a guy telling you a huge secret: they don’t even have to do years anymore man, we don’t even need new ones. it can just be one LONG year FROM HELL. don’t tell anyone we spoke about this
me, putting my arm around them like a guy telling you a huge secret: they don’t even have to do years anymore man, we don’t even need new ones. it can just be one LONG year FROM HELL. don’t tell anyone we spoke about this
January 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
anyone: happy new year
me, putting my arm around them like a guy telling you a huge secret: they don’t even have to do years anymore man, we don’t even need new ones. it can just be one LONG year FROM HELL. don’t tell anyone we spoke about this
me, putting my arm around them like a guy telling you a huge secret: they don’t even have to do years anymore man, we don’t even need new ones. it can just be one LONG year FROM HELL. don’t tell anyone we spoke about this
my babysitter fucked my husband - and i watched. here's what i learned.
January 6, 2026 at 10:26 AM
my babysitter fucked my husband - and i watched. here's what i learned.
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they’re making it so it’s not even going to be 2025 anymore. soon they’ll say being 2026 is mandatory for everyone
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 AM
they’re making it so it’s not even going to be 2025 anymore. soon they’ll say being 2026 is mandatory for everyone