unfortunately for customers the only way for me to not consent to having my voice recorded by google is to hang up

also comparing a vagina to the holy of holies feels like blasphemy

i guess if we follow the metaphor's logic jesus = penis? or something idk

this is what the kids call, a "subterranean" tweet

it's their mating ritual

or like a full hour and a half of getting yelled at by an abusive parent - first person pov and you keep trying to leave and you just can't

Hi everyone we do live in a hell simulation don’t we! So how about that Tim chalamet. I’m vomiting money

how are you enjoying this hell simulation we are all living in