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🍂leaf🍂
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It/its; He/him
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Code Reds are scary. The problem is the guns.
September 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Charlie Kirk died on my transbian ex wife’s birthday and I think that’s something he would’ve hated. I hope she got some good neck yesterday
September 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
T4T and our cycles used to be synced but I fucked it up somehow and now they’re back to back. 😭😭😭
September 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Sitting around at the petco waiting for my bf to get off work. Feels like reverse doggy daycare
September 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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I could have saved money going with Taco Bell but I'd rather my locally owned Mexican restaurant get money than a corporate monster and the food is actual... FOOD.
September 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Pay very close attention.

On the campaign trail, Trump promised to release the Epstein files. Now that survivors are naming him as Epstein’s close friend, he’s calling it a “hoax.”

Miss me with that bullshit.
September 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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When you think about it, air fryers are just easy bake ovens for adults
September 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Love is when your outfit would look better with a belt, so your boyfriend cuts a new hole in his belt just so you can wear it
September 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Ditto.
September 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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it’s so cool that we had 2 incredibly unwell, close to death presidents in a row
September 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Crying bc I’m sick and my bf is going to the safeway where this one racist old bitch works nights just to make sure I have spicy soup to make me feel better
August 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
First time dating a man in 7 years, forgot that I have to specify that when I say “do you want me to cook” I mean with vegetables and ingredients and not rice a roni
August 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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it’s pretty awesome rightwingers had to make up the term “woke right” because the real term for that phenomena is “nazi” and the average republican identifies as a nazi now
August 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Boyfriend’s a dog trainer. Both me and his dog get treats when we sit and stay.
June 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Anyone else make Kurig start up noises when their stomach hurts?
August 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
If you love Kesha and you don’t scream sing and cry to Praying then you don’t love Kesha.
July 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Hug?
June 22, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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on that swirly hearts emoji, kissing the phone after u say goodnight, type of bullshit
June 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Boyfriend’s a dog trainer. Both me and his dog get treats when we sit and stay.
June 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Turns out waking up at 5am and doing nothing but moving heavy boxes and hitting a vape is bad for your stomach and will in fact make you dizzy
June 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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guy who thinks "bisexual" means "capable of having sex with two people at the same time": yeah bro if i got turned into a girl by like, a curse or whatever, i wouldn't bother lifting the curse. I'd just like, chill with having boobs.
June 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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it’s insane that having empathy is becoming a political liability for so many americans
June 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Do other teachers do monologues in front of the mirror practicing talking to the class?
May 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Pikmin, more like
April 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM