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Bruce Coffman
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WARNING: I’m very direct and not great at emotional cushioning. It’s not lack of care, it’s how I stay honest. I'm not made for the masses.
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Goddamn, Bluesky's fucking useless to me with this motherfucking scarlet letter bullshit. I might as well go scream on the fucking goddamn yeehaw hillbilly fucking Hell front porch. Fuck you, holier than thou, @moderation.bsky.app 🖕
Humans deserve all of it. Go for it, Regime.
February 14, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Bury me
February 14, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Don't choke on your cheese puffs while you're armchair critiquing the fuck out of those Olympic figure skaters. You could that so much better! Triple Sow Cow!
February 14, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I've been dead my whole goddamn life. Nothing new.
February 14, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Poured my guts into a novel. Can't give the goddamn thing away. Why do any goddamn fucking thing? Why? I was never here. Ever.
February 14, 2026 at 1:51 AM
February 14, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Goddamn, Bluesky's fucking useless to me with this motherfucking scarlet letter bullshit. I might as well go scream on the fucking goddamn yeehaw hillbilly fucking Hell front porch. Fuck you, holier than thou, @moderation.bsky.app 🖕
February 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Studbudz Olympics! Yay!
#BookSky! 📖🔖
Take the scissors. A bookmark for you to print or alter or whatever you choose. YOU. Choose. If this resonates, copy it, change it, pass it on.
February 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Goddamn, Bluesky's fucking useless to me with this motherfucking scarlet letter bullshit. I might as well go scream on the fucking goddamn yeehaw hillbilly fucking Hell front porch. Fuck you, holier than thou, @moderation.bsky.app 🖕
February 14, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I don't know if it was real but saw a supposed X post from Thomas Massie saying he's not suicidal. We are in shit hole third world execute your political enemies territory and about two thirds of the country is delighted so I want death. Bring it. Fuck this shit. Ya'll can have the Dark Ages.
February 14, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Exciting life update: Slept because I couldn't fucking take it anymore, making myself eat so I can get up tomorrow and struggle to struggle some more. Glorious.
February 14, 2026 at 1:37 AM