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There is no evidence Hillary blew him
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
No one is 100% gay/straight
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Note the background cockatiel action shot in the second pic
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Oh snap!?
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Ooooooo
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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The oligarchy came out in full force against Zohran Mamdani's fight for a more affordable NYC.

It didn't matter.

Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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whoah it is A Guy
November 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
If the new york mayoral election has taught me anything it's that the "socialist running a major city" devil is definitely the strongest.
November 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
He's yesavage (yeah)
Slider, splitter, fast pitch
October 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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my Neopets Version, Kau Tools
October 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
In retrospect, John Schneider's deicison to sub in 4 players who cannot hit has hurt the Jays' offense.
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Jays game is stressig me the FUCK out
October 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
If neopolitan is your favorite flavor of ice cream you're a liberal
October 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I tried watching League of Legends worlds the other day and there were 2 kills at 12 minutes. Genuinely I never wanna hear an e-sports fan call sports boring ever again 😭
October 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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there’s the “hmm, this might be a furry, i may have seen this bumper sticker for sale at a con” kind of car

and there’s the “multiple furry stickers on the spoiler and the license plate is ‘STIMKY’” kind of car
October 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
"So you're saying it's benign?"

"No, actually it's beignet. You have a pastry growing inside you."
October 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Cuomo puts the "Man" in Mamdani
October 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! WORLD SERIES HERE WE COME
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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It's Spooky month, so I'm reposting this classic:

(I'm so sorry)
October 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I will take an 130 ping european over a 20 ping american in a MOBA every single time
October 16, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Pussy from a guy who mains support
October 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
"What's your type?"

"Guy who can kill me (but chooses not to)"
October 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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mega starmie
October 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM