Lax Luthor
@laxluthor.bsky.social
Reposted by Lax Luthor
We Asked A Bunch of Coked Up Rich Kids What They Think About Politics. Their Answer Might Surprise You
January 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
We Asked A Bunch of Coked Up Rich Kids What They Think About Politics. Their Answer Might Surprise You
Reposted by Lax Luthor
Nobody: we’re having pork chops tonight
My Brain: Pooork chopsh’s & apple shaush
*Damn you Peter Brady
My Brain: Pooork chopsh’s & apple shaush
*Damn you Peter Brady
January 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Nobody: we’re having pork chops tonight
My Brain: Pooork chopsh’s & apple shaush
*Damn you Peter Brady
My Brain: Pooork chopsh’s & apple shaush
*Damn you Peter Brady
Reposted by Lax Luthor
Bakers always say the secret ingredient is love, but I’m pretty sure it’s butter.
December 14, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Bakers always say the secret ingredient is love, but I’m pretty sure it’s butter.
Reposted by Lax Luthor
Hang in there, Nancy Mace.
December 14, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Hang in there, Nancy Mace.
Reposted by Lax Luthor
We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house.
We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!
We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!
December 13, 2024 at 9:47 PM
We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house.
We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!
We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!
Reposted by Lax Luthor
ME: and make mine a double
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
December 12, 2024 at 2:23 PM
ME: and make mine a double
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
Reposted by Lax Luthor
Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
theonion.com/somebody-sho...
theonion.com/somebody-sho...
December 9, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
theonion.com/somebody-sho...
theonion.com/somebody-sho...
Reposted by Lax Luthor
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
Reposted by Lax Luthor
Reposted by Lax Luthor
And that was the beginning of the end of American news media... like the healthcare - Reagan ruined both for all...
December 3, 2024 at 6:14 PM
And that was the beginning of the end of American news media... like the healthcare - Reagan ruined both for all...
Reposted by Lax Luthor
Never forget what MAGA did to OUR house. And how they replaced OUR Flag, with his.
December 3, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Never forget what MAGA did to OUR house. And how they replaced OUR Flag, with his.
Reposted by Lax Luthor
It is absurd and obscene to suggest the only way our military can project strength is to appoint as its leader a guy whose own mother called an abusive POS.
And you can't explain it away as "boys be wild."
And you can't explain it away as "boys be wild."
December 3, 2024 at 6:43 PM
It is absurd and obscene to suggest the only way our military can project strength is to appoint as its leader a guy whose own mother called an abusive POS.
And you can't explain it away as "boys be wild."
And you can't explain it away as "boys be wild."
Reposted by Lax Luthor
I will never, ever get over this.
December 3, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I will never, ever get over this.
Reposted by Lax Luthor
Steven Tyler doesn’t look well folks. Thoughts and prayers 🙏🏽
November 23, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Steven Tyler doesn’t look well folks. Thoughts and prayers 🙏🏽
Reposted by Lax Luthor
doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids
me: that’s literally all i drink
me: that’s literally all i drink
November 23, 2024 at 6:28 PM
doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids
me: that’s literally all i drink
me: that’s literally all i drink
Reposted by Lax Luthor
Oh shit. Fucking Roseanne is gonna get a cabinet post isn’t she? 👀
November 23, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Oh shit. Fucking Roseanne is gonna get a cabinet post isn’t she? 👀