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Natural resources lawyer. Likes Rachmaninoff.
JJ needs some Purple Drank
J.J. McCarthy now ranks 851 out of 852 in EPA per Dropback among qualified passers since 2000, per Tru Media. The only player below McCarthy is JaMarcus Russell.
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Lmao
J.J. McCarthy now ranks 851 out of 852 in EPA per Dropback among qualified passers since 2000, per Tru Media. The only player below McCarthy is JaMarcus Russell.
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My 2028 vote for whoever proposes a Morgenthau Plan for Russia.
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
On a plane with five (5) Members of Congress AMA
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Don’t let the door hit you asshole.
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Maybe we can amend the Constitution to ban the President from playing golf. I didn’t like when Obama did it either.
Trump has played golf more often in five years than Obama did in eight, outpacing his first term by playing golf on 1 in 4 days during his second term and about 1 in 5 over the two terms. He’s on pace to play more than Obama did *in this term alone*.
www.pbump.net/o/an-officia...
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Pence rebukes Trump for his comments on Khashoggi's murder:

"I would not have made that statement... I think it's very important that we never cast aside our deep commitment to freedom, to freedom of the press. Had I been given the opportunity... that meeting would have gone a little different."
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Gracias a Dios!!!
🚨 BREAKING 🚨

Josh Naylor staying with #Mariners, per ESPN’s Jeff Passan.

📰 SeattleSports.com + Seattle Sports App
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Semi-regular reminder that our magnetic field is the reason life on Earth survives.
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Today’s reading. RIP.
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Yiiiiikes
Breaking news per Jeff Passan: “Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been indicted by prosecutors in Brooklyn on a host of charges related to a scheme to rig bets on pitches thrown in MLB games. Ortiz was arrested in Boston earlier today. Clase is not currently in custody”
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Is he trying to flip the White House?
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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A seeming bit of history tonight as Ghazala Hashmi becomes the first Asian American to win statewide office in Virginia - and the first Muslim woman to win statewide office *anywhere* in the United States.
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I’ve visited CTE programs in all seven counties in Southwest Washington.

It was great to visit the Onalaska High School CTE program – it’s a prime example of why we need to fund Career and Technical Education.
November 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I knew it!!
Manager Of Combination Taco Bell/KFC Secretly Considers It Mostly A Taco Bell https://theonion.com/manager-of-combination-taco-bell-kfc-secretly-considers-1825290602/
November 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Baseball is like if the Book of Job was a sport.
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Oh my goodness.
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
That was not a swing.
November 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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This must be what it’s like to meet Odin when you enter Valhalla. www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
October 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I don’t mind Myrtle Beach. But I hate Charleston SC. A charnel house sold as “history.” Nauseating.
What’s the worst city you’ve visited?

I’ll never go back to Myrtle Beach SC if somebody paid me
October 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Yes, Benny and the Jets is the traditional 14th inning music. Why do you ask?
October 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM