Martin Fisher
@lawduck96.bsky.social
Law-talkin' guy. Eugene, OR. University of Oregon J-School 1993, Law School 1996. #GoDucks #RCTID #GoNavy #USN. Posts ≠ Endorsement; Posts ≠ Legal Advice.
One of these countries is a democracy with a functioning judicial system, and the other is a banana republic. Knowing which is which is an IQ test. 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
One of these countries is a democracy with a functioning judicial system, and the other is a banana republic. Knowing which is which is an IQ test. 🤔
Track-for-track, the best Maiden album. Also, humble brag incoming: While in drydock in Subic, I got to know a band ("Steelers") at a club in Olongapo, who let me play "Fade To Black" with them. A week or so later, the rhythm guitarist summoned me up to play "Number of the Beast." He had to pee. 🤘
Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Track-for-track, the best Maiden album. Also, humble brag incoming: While in drydock in Subic, I got to know a band ("Steelers") at a club in Olongapo, who let me play "Fade To Black" with them. A week or so later, the rhythm guitarist summoned me up to play "Number of the Beast." He had to pee. 🤘
Looking forward to a future Dem administration recalling Whiskey Pete to active duty for court-martial in regard to murdering nearly a hundred people on the open seas. (I can dream, anyway.)
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Looking forward to a future Dem administration recalling Whiskey Pete to active duty for court-martial in regard to murdering nearly a hundred people on the open seas. (I can dream, anyway.)
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USC blew up the P12 largely to get away from Oregon. 🤣🤣🤣
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Commentary: Lincoln Riley should be on hot seat after USC flops again in big game
If UCLA can buy its way out of the Rose Bowl, maybe its time for USC to buy out Lincoln Riley after the Trojans fall to 0-5 against top-10 football teams.
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November 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
USC blew up the P12 largely to get away from Oregon. 🤣🤣🤣
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November 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
When I was a kid, it was the coming Big Crunch. Recently, it became a slow heat death. And now we're back to a crunch? Someone needs to figure this out, 'cause I gotta change all my plans if that's the case.
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Are astronomers wrong about dark energy? New study casts doubt on universe’s accelerating expansion | CNN
A new study casts doubt on the universe’s accelerating expansion, suggesting dark energy might be weakening over time.
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November 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
When I was a kid, it was the coming Big Crunch. Recently, it became a slow heat death. And now we're back to a crunch? Someone needs to figure this out, 'cause I gotta change all my plans if that's the case.
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Not sure I've ever seen a federal judge accuse a federal law enforcement official of "outright lying" under oath. In normal times, this would be a very big deal. Instead, it's just Thursday.
Judge Ellis derides Greg Bovino as a serial fabulist who brazenly lied on the stand and seemingly considered it funny to perjure himself. cst.brightspotcdn.com/49/34/daecfb...
November 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Not sure I've ever seen a federal judge accuse a federal law enforcement official of "outright lying" under oath. In normal times, this would be a very big deal. Instead, it's just Thursday.
Honestly, if you're going to weaponize the DOJ, at least make sure you point said weapons AWAY from your own face. Good lord. 🤣🤣🤣
HUGE development IN hearing for Comey selective prosecution motion, It turns out that the grand jury NEVER saw the operative indictment. Whole separate basis for dismissal. Standby for more.
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Honestly, if you're going to weaponize the DOJ, at least make sure you point said weapons AWAY from your own face. Good lord. 🤣🤣🤣
I coach my girls to shoot from distance instead of dribbling right up to the goal, but dang.
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KENNY MACLEAN FROM THE HALFWAY LINE!!! #scotland #football
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November 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I coach my girls to shoot from distance instead of dribbling right up to the goal, but dang.
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America 2025, encapsulated in one perfect image.
President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
America 2025, encapsulated in one perfect image.
I'm just lost. I thought people coming over the border were either poor and required immediate gov't handouts, or were drug mules. Now I guess they're upper-middle class migrants with sacks of cash to buy up real estate at or above asking price? Wut?
FOX NEWS: Do you believe that the number of people who came into the country illegally is one of the major factors that drove up housing prices?
FED GOV STEPHAN MIRAN: I absolutely believe that's the case
FED GOV STEPHAN MIRAN: I absolutely believe that's the case
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I'm just lost. I thought people coming over the border were either poor and required immediate gov't handouts, or were drug mules. Now I guess they're upper-middle class migrants with sacks of cash to buy up real estate at or above asking price? Wut?
For Veterans Day, my daughter made me this awesome card. She then went around asking her friends and our neighbors to sign it, and they did! (Not sharing because it's full of kids names.) Filled my soul.
(I don't have the heart to tell her the Navy doesn't drive tanks, but she's 9.) 🥰🇺🇸⚓ #GoNavy
(I don't have the heart to tell her the Navy doesn't drive tanks, but she's 9.) 🥰🇺🇸⚓ #GoNavy
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
For Veterans Day, my daughter made me this awesome card. She then went around asking her friends and our neighbors to sign it, and they did! (Not sharing because it's full of kids names.) Filled my soul.
(I don't have the heart to tell her the Navy doesn't drive tanks, but she's 9.) 🥰🇺🇸⚓ #GoNavy
(I don't have the heart to tell her the Navy doesn't drive tanks, but she's 9.) 🥰🇺🇸⚓ #GoNavy
Between this and Trump's $400 idea to bypass health insurers, I'm starting to seriously question whether Republicans know what insurance is, or how it works. 🤔
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Between this and Trump's $400 idea to bypass health insurers, I'm starting to seriously question whether Republicans know what insurance is, or how it works. 🤔
Listening to Maggie Hasan try to justify her capitulation by blaming Republicans for the result of her vote is really something to behold. It's literally, "Republicans wouldn't negotiate with us, so else could we do but surrender?"
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Listening to Maggie Hasan try to justify her capitulation by blaming Republicans for the result of her vote is really something to behold. It's literally, "Republicans wouldn't negotiate with us, so else could we do but surrender?"
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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After their resounding victory in Tuesday’s elections, the Democrats had no choice but to surrender.
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
After their resounding victory in Tuesday’s elections, the Democrats had no choice but to surrender.
Rex's doggy daycare did a Halloween photo shoot, and OMG! 🤣
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Rex's doggy daycare did a Halloween photo shoot, and OMG! 🤣
It's not just a great photo in its own right, but the meme potential will last as long as memes exist.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 AM
It's not just a great photo in its own right, but the meme potential will last as long as memes exist.
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(Also, now I want a sandwich.)
(Also, now I want a sandwich.)
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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(Also, now I want a sandwich.)
(Also, now I want a sandwich.)
Hopefully Democrats will staff this table around the clock.
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Hopefully Democrats will staff this table around the clock.
This might go down as one of the all-time great closing arguments. I'm jealous, frankly.
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
November 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This might go down as one of the all-time great closing arguments. I'm jealous, frankly.
In today's tariffs argument at SCOTUS, I feel like Roberts referring to the tariffs as a tax on Americans has sailed under the radar. I'm looking forward to Scott Bessent going on some show this week to say that John Roberts just doesn't understand tariffs (but that he should still support them).
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
In today's tariffs argument at SCOTUS, I feel like Roberts referring to the tariffs as a tax on Americans has sailed under the radar. I'm looking forward to Scott Bessent going on some show this week to say that John Roberts just doesn't understand tariffs (but that he should still support them).
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Definitely the way for Republicans to dig out of this is to require photo ID to buy groceries
Trump: "It's time for Republicans to do what they have to do and that's terminate the filibuster ... we should start tonight with 'the country's open, congratulations,' then we should pass voted ID, we should pass no mail in voting ... you go to a grocery store, you have to give ID."
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Definitely the way for Republicans to dig out of this is to require photo ID to buy groceries