Laurel Shea
laurelshea.bsky.social
Laurel Shea
@laurelshea.bsky.social
Licensed marriage and family therapist, mother in a large blended family, passionate and raging about many things. www.laurelshea.com
Saw this at my local grocery store. Are there people out there that think, “You know, I have a hankering for some Chuck E. Cheese pizza?” Personally, I have never gone there for the cuisine.
November 28, 2024 at 5:12 AM
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Enjoy your Turkey Day tomorrow Bluesky, and remember...
November 27, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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I just leave this here.....
November 27, 2024 at 12:18 PM
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Death of Star vs Birth of Cell
November 28, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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Unfortunately, it looks like I'm going to have to be around certain maga relatives for Thanksgiving, so I'll only be responding to them with Handmaid's Tale phrases.

Maga Cousin: "How's it going?"

Me: "Under his eye."

Maga Aunt: "Can you pass the gravy?"

Me: "Blessed be the fruit."

That's it 🖕.
November 27, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
🖖
November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 4:21 AM
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November 25, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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November 25, 2024 at 12:43 PM
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Morning Bluesky ☕️. Well, it's Monday. I'll just be screaming into this void if anyone wants to join me.
November 25, 2024 at 1:09 PM
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In what can only be termed a stunning plot twist, I’m watching a Hallmark Christmas film and they ended up falling in love at the end!
November 19, 2024 at 12:01 AM
My neighbor, an older woman originally from Georgia, told me about her Thanksgiving preparations. She mentioned making collard greens and homemade sweet potato pie. I’ve never tried either one, but hearing her talk about them filled me with warmth and nostalgia. 🥬🍠🥧💖
November 25, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.
November 19, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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November 9, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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This moment in Bluesky is a great example of how joy itself can be defiance and resistance.

We are just hanging out, shitposting, being silly, happy, and normal. It is being treated as if it is transgressive, opting out of the endless negativity. Because in a way, it is.

Joy is my favorite weapon.
November 24, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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Me: oh, what tangled webs we weave...

Instructor: ...you were supposed to be making a basket
November 23, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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okay everyone act chill & normal, our crushes are starting to join bluesky. let’s not fuck this up
November 23, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 8:15 PM