Laura Tea
@lauratea.bsky.social
If I had wheels I'd be a wagon He’s duck orientated A porky sisyphus His timekeeping is lacklustre That’s one cocky banana. A feral ghoul can’t abide a chicken
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You’d think he’d like this since they made him look so slim.
The White House was forced to react to South Park as Trump completely loses it with rage, calling the show “not relevant” and "hanging on by a thread," despite the show recently securing a $1.5 billion deal.
Trump is considering suing over ‘tiny penis’ allegations.
Trump is considering suing over ‘tiny penis’ allegations.
July 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
You’d think he’d like this since they made him look so slim.
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Some may have noticed a rising number of people from Gaza in my comments. I’ve been privately trying to give as much as I can to people there in desperate need, but I’ve honestly hit my maximum daily dollar donation limit. And the pleas for money for food keep coming in. Please help if you can.
July 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Some may have noticed a rising number of people from Gaza in my comments. I’ve been privately trying to give as much as I can to people there in desperate need, but I’ve honestly hit my maximum daily dollar donation limit. And the pleas for money for food keep coming in. Please help if you can.
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BREAKING | Israel depriving Gazans of ‘human dignity’, says UK and 25 other countries in call to end war now
UK and 25 other countries accuse Israel of depriving Gazans of ‘human dignity’
David Lammy has joined other foreign ministers in condemning the Israeli government for depriving Gazans "of human dignity" as they called on the war to "end now".
www.independent.co.uk
July 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
BREAKING | Israel depriving Gazans of ‘human dignity’, says UK and 25 other countries in call to end war now
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Our water bill in Devon has just come through today. It's doubled.
Our town had the cryptosporidium outbreak.
We've had sewage in our beaches and the river.
And the CEO of South West water got a £300,000 pay rise as this was all happening, which she told me was a "cost of living increase".
Our town had the cryptosporidium outbreak.
We've had sewage in our beaches and the river.
And the CEO of South West water got a £300,000 pay rise as this was all happening, which she told me was a "cost of living increase".
July 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Our water bill in Devon has just come through today. It's doubled.
Our town had the cryptosporidium outbreak.
We've had sewage in our beaches and the river.
And the CEO of South West water got a £300,000 pay rise as this was all happening, which she told me was a "cost of living increase".
Our town had the cryptosporidium outbreak.
We've had sewage in our beaches and the river.
And the CEO of South West water got a £300,000 pay rise as this was all happening, which she told me was a "cost of living increase".
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In other news Vladimir Putin, an ACTUAL murderous dictator, launches a large-scale drone attack across Ukraine, the day before the third anniversary of the war
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c8...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c8...
Ukraine-Russia war latest: Ukraine hit by largest single Russian drone attack of war on eve of third anniversary
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www.bbc.co.uk
February 23, 2025 at 11:41 AM
In other news Vladimir Putin, an ACTUAL murderous dictator, launches a large-scale drone attack across Ukraine, the day before the third anniversary of the war
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c8...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c8...
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BBC Verify has examined a 24 hour snapshot of Elon Musks timeline and found a wave of misinformation amplified in the posts.
The BBC's Analysis editor examines one day on the platform for the owner of X
www.bbc.com/news/videos/...
The BBC's Analysis editor examines one day on the platform for the owner of X
www.bbc.com/news/videos/...
Ros Atkins on...24 hours on Elon Musk's X timeline
The BBC's Analysis editor, Ros Atkins, investigates Elon Musk's recent posts on X about grooming gangs - and looks at how one day unfolded on his timeline.
www.bbc.com
January 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
BBC Verify has examined a 24 hour snapshot of Elon Musks timeline and found a wave of misinformation amplified in the posts.
The BBC's Analysis editor examines one day on the platform for the owner of X
www.bbc.com/news/videos/...
The BBC's Analysis editor examines one day on the platform for the owner of X
www.bbc.com/news/videos/...
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Nigel Farage cares so much about the grooming gangs issue that he couldn't be arsed to turn up for the debate about it in Parliament yesterday.
January 7, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Nigel Farage cares so much about the grooming gangs issue that he couldn't be arsed to turn up for the debate about it in Parliament yesterday.
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People who don't deserve an honour: London's longest serving Mayor.
People who do: Gavin Williamson, Evgeny Lebedev, Charlotte Owen, Toby Young, Therese Coffey, Jacob Rees Mogg, Oliver Dowden, David Frost, Chris Grayling...
People who do: Gavin Williamson, Evgeny Lebedev, Charlotte Owen, Toby Young, Therese Coffey, Jacob Rees Mogg, Oliver Dowden, David Frost, Chris Grayling...
December 31, 2024 at 2:48 PM
People who don't deserve an honour: London's longest serving Mayor.
People who do: Gavin Williamson, Evgeny Lebedev, Charlotte Owen, Toby Young, Therese Coffey, Jacob Rees Mogg, Oliver Dowden, David Frost, Chris Grayling...
People who do: Gavin Williamson, Evgeny Lebedev, Charlotte Owen, Toby Young, Therese Coffey, Jacob Rees Mogg, Oliver Dowden, David Frost, Chris Grayling...
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Reform UK leader Nigel Farage has just said
“Starmer’s deals with Iraq and Germany will not work. Deportations once we leave the ECHR is the ONLY way”
I explain here why he’s again talking boll****👇
youtu.be/iSTN-h8NoyY?...
“Starmer’s deals with Iraq and Germany will not work. Deportations once we leave the ECHR is the ONLY way”
I explain here why he’s again talking boll****👇
youtu.be/iSTN-h8NoyY?...
Reform UK leader Nigel Farage says public want to leave the ECHR - let’s put the record straight
YouTube video by Peter Stefanovic
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December 14, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Reform UK leader Nigel Farage has just said
“Starmer’s deals with Iraq and Germany will not work. Deportations once we leave the ECHR is the ONLY way”
I explain here why he’s again talking boll****👇
youtu.be/iSTN-h8NoyY?...
“Starmer’s deals with Iraq and Germany will not work. Deportations once we leave the ECHR is the ONLY way”
I explain here why he’s again talking boll****👇
youtu.be/iSTN-h8NoyY?...
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"The country needs conviction politicians, not politicians with convictions," says Kemi Badenoch, who has previously admitted to hacking and vandalising a Labour MP's website, which was an offence carrying a sentence of up to five years in prison #pmqs
December 4, 2024 at 12:11 PM
"The country needs conviction politicians, not politicians with convictions," says Kemi Badenoch, who has previously admitted to hacking and vandalising a Labour MP's website, which was an offence carrying a sentence of up to five years in prison #pmqs
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Woman who hacked into another MP's computer and two of whose predecessors were convicted for breaking their own rules, says we don’t want politicians with convictions.
December 4, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Woman who hacked into another MP's computer and two of whose predecessors were convicted for breaking their own rules, says we don’t want politicians with convictions.
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Where is all the money?
💷£95m was went on "investment to optimise capacity within the existing detention estate" and "options to increase detention capacity",which I first reported last November
There wasn't enough room to hold the asylum seekers who were supposedly going to be forced to Rwanda
inews.co.uk/news/politic...
There wasn't enough room to hold the asylum seekers who were supposedly going to be forced to Rwanda
inews.co.uk/news/politic...
Braverman hunting for new UK sites to detain thousands more migrants and make Rwanda plan work
Home Office source says it's 'not possible' to deliver on promise to detain all small boat migrants made by the Home Secretary and PM. 'It isn’t going to happen.'
inews.co.uk
December 2, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Where is all the money?
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So it turns out they spent £715 million on sending a grand total of FOUR volunteers to Rwanda.
For comparison, this is more than you could expect to spend on building an entire brand new hospital in the UK
For comparison, this is more than you could expect to spend on building an entire brand new hospital in the UK
In July, I FOI'd the Home Office for the full breakdown of spending on the Rwanda scheme
I was refused because the government planned to publish the data in future, and today is the day. These numbers are in millions
www.gov.uk/government/p...
I was refused because the government planned to publish the data in future, and today is the day. These numbers are in millions
www.gov.uk/government/p...
December 2, 2024 at 6:05 PM
So it turns out they spent £715 million on sending a grand total of FOUR volunteers to Rwanda.
For comparison, this is more than you could expect to spend on building an entire brand new hospital in the UK
For comparison, this is more than you could expect to spend on building an entire brand new hospital in the UK
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The President of Georgia Salome Zourabichvili has walked up to riot police preparing to attack pro-democracy protestors. She asked them whether they had vowed to protect Georgia and Georgians or Russia.
November 28, 2024 at 7:58 PM
The President of Georgia Salome Zourabichvili has walked up to riot police preparing to attack pro-democracy protestors. She asked them whether they had vowed to protect Georgia and Georgians or Russia.
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Post a defunct mascot who haunts your dreams.
November 23, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Post a defunct mascot who haunts your dreams.
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You have to admire Nigel Farage - who else would have the nerve to pretend to be the defender of farmers, after selling their whole industry down the river with his Brexit shitshow.
November 19, 2024 at 3:35 PM
You have to admire Nigel Farage - who else would have the nerve to pretend to be the defender of farmers, after selling their whole industry down the river with his Brexit shitshow.