Laura 🐞🍄
@lauradashlohn.bsky.social
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As a chronic doom scroller, publicly admitting to spending 12-15 hours on twitter should get you involuntarily committed to a psych ward.
April 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
As a chronic doom scroller, publicly admitting to spending 12-15 hours on twitter should get you involuntarily committed to a psych ward.
The same thing that caused the “autism epidemic” is the same thing that has caused the blue eyes “epidemic”, and the straight hair “epidemic”, and the pale skin “epidemic”. It’s genetics, you leather faced, steroid doping, road kill induced brain rotted Nazi.
RFK Jr: "By September we will know what has caused the autism epidemic and we will be able to eliminate those exposures."
April 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The same thing that caused the “autism epidemic” is the same thing that has caused the blue eyes “epidemic”, and the straight hair “epidemic”, and the pale skin “epidemic”. It’s genetics, you leather faced, steroid doping, road kill induced brain rotted Nazi.
The girlies are fighting, again!
“She’s not an agent!”
Megyn Kelly is slamming DHS Secretary Kristi Noem for “cosplaying” as an ICE Agent.
Kelly says that Noem looks ridiculous and is putting herself in the middle of stuff she has no being in the middle of.
She also slams her for being unprepared.
Megyn Kelly is slamming DHS Secretary Kristi Noem for “cosplaying” as an ICE Agent.
Kelly says that Noem looks ridiculous and is putting herself in the middle of stuff she has no being in the middle of.
She also slams her for being unprepared.
Megyn Kelly Slams Kristi Noem For Cosplaying As Ice Agent
On her show, Megyn Kelly slammed Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem for “cosplaying” as an ICE agent. Kelly went in on Noem for serving as a distraction during ICE raids and arrests, possibly putting her own life in danger, and trivializing the importance of such operations. She also criticized Noem for being unprepared during press events and for not being precise in her language usage.
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April 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The girlies are fighting, again!
I will start a revolution at the total wine. Give me champagne or give me death.
March 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I will start a revolution at the total wine. Give me champagne or give me death.
This is a god damned disgrace. Literally turned his back on people who thought they signed up to be the good guys. This will be eye opening to many conservatives.
March 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This is a god damned disgrace. Literally turned his back on people who thought they signed up to be the good guys. This will be eye opening to many conservatives.
The fedora triggered my fight or flight response. Those are only allowed in 1920’s movies/cosplay and if Britney Spears is wearing it.
the Soy Right: "right-wingers who have adopted the sensitive, aggrieved victimhood pose and corny rhetorical and personal style that they have spent the last 10 years attributing to liberals" maxread.substack.com/p/soy-right-...
Soy Right ascendant
The return of Gamergate
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February 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The fedora triggered my fight or flight response. Those are only allowed in 1920’s movies/cosplay and if Britney Spears is wearing it.
It was not unexpected. Every article on bird flu said this would lead to a shortage of poultry products. Anyone with basic pattern recognition could see that bird flu+trump policies that benefit big business+trump/rfk policies that deny science would lead to this. This is infuriating.
Inflation remained stubbornly high in January, as grocery, gasoline and shelter costs all rose. Egg prices saw their biggest price hike in almost a decade.
No relief: Inflation unexpectedly heated up last month
Inflation remained stubbornly high in January, as grocery, gasoline and shelter costs all rose. Egg prices saw their biggest price hike in almost a decade.
www.npr.org
February 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It was not unexpected. Every article on bird flu said this would lead to a shortage of poultry products. Anyone with basic pattern recognition could see that bird flu+trump policies that benefit big business+trump/rfk policies that deny science would lead to this. This is infuriating.
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A while back I asked folks why they’re joining Bluesky and the most common response I saw was, “I just want a good place to get my news” and, yall, no. Bad.
GET YOUR NEWS FROM THE NEWS
PBS Newshour is FREE FOR EVERYONE.
youtu.be/PMOYN8JWdUk?...
GET YOUR NEWS FROM THE NEWS
PBS Newshour is FREE FOR EVERYONE.
youtu.be/PMOYN8JWdUk?...
PBS News Weekend full episode, Jan. 25, 2025
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
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January 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
A while back I asked folks why they’re joining Bluesky and the most common response I saw was, “I just want a good place to get my news” and, yall, no. Bad.
GET YOUR NEWS FROM THE NEWS
PBS Newshour is FREE FOR EVERYONE.
youtu.be/PMOYN8JWdUk?...
GET YOUR NEWS FROM THE NEWS
PBS Newshour is FREE FOR EVERYONE.
youtu.be/PMOYN8JWdUk?...
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Holle says there is a 6-7 acre abandoned lot next to where Taylor was killed. He said the land was previously low-income housing. He tells the Council they should buy or lease that land to build a housing unit.
January 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Holle says there is a 6-7 acre abandoned lot next to where Taylor was killed. He said the land was previously low-income housing. He tells the Council they should buy or lease that land to build a housing unit.
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Holle says that Taylor's mother brought a letter for Mayor Andre Dickens that she could not deliver. She was told there were "security concerns."
January 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Holle says that Taylor's mother brought a letter for Mayor Andre Dickens that she could not deliver. She was told there were "security concerns."
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Jonathan Holle, Old Fourth Ward resident, says that the Council is responsible for the death of Cornelius Taylor. "It is on you. It is your job to fix this," Holle says.
January 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Jonathan Holle, Old Fourth Ward resident, says that the Council is responsible for the death of Cornelius Taylor. "It is on you. It is your job to fix this," Holle says.
Stole credit card info of conservatives I know and signed them up for reoccurring donations to PBS and NPR. Even if they cancel they’ll never escape the mailing list. Enjoy your quarterly fundraising call, bitches.
January 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Stole credit card info of conservatives I know and signed them up for reoccurring donations to PBS and NPR. Even if they cancel they’ll never escape the mailing list. Enjoy your quarterly fundraising call, bitches.
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When I applied to Medical School at Emory University, I was open about my dedication to Palestine activism, and was told it would never impact my studies. But now, the school has suspended me for that very reason.
https://mondoweiss.net/2025/01/i-was-suspended-from-emory-over-my-palestine-activism…
https://mondoweiss.net/2025/01/i-was-suspended-from-emory-over-my-palestine-activism…
I was suspended from Emory over my Palestine activism. I will not let it stop me.
When I applied to Medical School at Emory University, I was open about my dedication to Palestine activism, and was told it would never impact my studies. But now, the school has suspended me for that...
mondoweiss.net
January 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
When I applied to Medical School at Emory University, I was open about my dedication to Palestine activism, and was told it would never impact my studies. But now, the school has suspended me for that very reason.
https://mondoweiss.net/2025/01/i-was-suspended-from-emory-over-my-palestine-activism…
https://mondoweiss.net/2025/01/i-was-suspended-from-emory-over-my-palestine-activism…
Never assume the guy that is willing to fight to the death won’t kill you. They wouldn’t propose a fight to the death if murder wasn’t already on the table.
Alexander Hamilton told his son Phillip to not bang his pew pew during the duel bc the other guy wouldn’t actually use his pew pew and he was 💀. Democrats really embodies Alexander Hamilton wishing the other guy had integrity and ethics and look.
January 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Never assume the guy that is willing to fight to the death won’t kill you. They wouldn’t propose a fight to the death if murder wasn’t already on the table.
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The American Medical Association did a study showing encampment sweeps that forcibly relocate people lead to big increases in: overdose deaths, hospitalizations, life-threatening infections, and more. And yesterday, a man was run over with a bulldozer in an Atlanta sweep.
Yesterday, across from Ebenezer Baptist Church—just days before MLK Day, when crowds will gather to honor justice and equality—a homeless man was killed during an encampment sweep by an Atlanta city vehicle.
These sweeps are cruel, brutal, and utterly counterproductive in addressing homelessness.
These sweeps are cruel, brutal, and utterly counterproductive in addressing homelessness.
January 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The American Medical Association did a study showing encampment sweeps that forcibly relocate people lead to big increases in: overdose deaths, hospitalizations, life-threatening infections, and more. And yesterday, a man was run over with a bulldozer in an Atlanta sweep.
You absolutely cannot do your job drunk. I’ve worked in dive bars where we sent bartenders home for being drunk on the job, and the job was getting people drunk!
COLLINS: How's the bad behavior of a senator a defense of someone who wants to run the Pentagon?
MULLIN: It's not. What I was trying to get to is if you're capable of doing your job and you're able to still drink on the job or late in the evening, don't tell me that Pete can't
MULLIN: It's not. What I was trying to get to is if you're capable of doing your job and you're able to still drink on the job or late in the evening, don't tell me that Pete can't
January 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You absolutely cannot do your job drunk. I’ve worked in dive bars where we sent bartenders home for being drunk on the job, and the job was getting people drunk!
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A new FTC report shows that Big Pharma middlemen are jacking up prices by as much as 7,736%.
Pharmacy benefit managers, or PBMs, are marking up the prices of specialty generic drugs and have made over $7 billion in excess revenue in the last 5 years.
www.commondreams.org/news/pharmac...
Pharmacy benefit managers, or PBMs, are marking up the prices of specialty generic drugs and have made over $7 billion in excess revenue in the last 5 years.
www.commondreams.org/news/pharmac...
FTC Report Shows Big Pharma Middlemen Jack Up Prices by Up to 7,736% | Common Dreams
Pharmacy benefit managers "are raking in billions in excess revenue—$7.3 billion over just five years—while squeezing independent pharmacies and leaving patients and health plan sponsors with skyrocke...
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January 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
A new FTC report shows that Big Pharma middlemen are jacking up prices by as much as 7,736%.
Pharmacy benefit managers, or PBMs, are marking up the prices of specialty generic drugs and have made over $7 billion in excess revenue in the last 5 years.
www.commondreams.org/news/pharmac...
Pharmacy benefit managers, or PBMs, are marking up the prices of specialty generic drugs and have made over $7 billion in excess revenue in the last 5 years.
www.commondreams.org/news/pharmac...
For the most part, but it was Bearinstien NOT Bearinstain.
January 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
For the most part, but it was Bearinstien NOT Bearinstain.
A B C: Always Be Crime-ing.
January 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A B C: Always Be Crime-ing.
In the weeks leading up to it when people were posting on TikTok and twitter that they planned to be violent. They constantly referenced 1776 meaning they saw this as war. War=violence. They were telling on themselves and everyone ignored them.
When did you realize something major was happening on January 6, 2021?
What was the point when you realized it wasn’t just a few rowdy people but a major riot/insurrection.
What was the point when you realized it wasn’t just a few rowdy people but a major riot/insurrection.
January 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
In the weeks leading up to it when people were posting on TikTok and twitter that they planned to be violent. They constantly referenced 1776 meaning they saw this as war. War=violence. They were telling on themselves and everyone ignored them.
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Amazon has denied a leave of absence to an Alabama woman who was struck by the New Orleans attacker’s truck and shot in the foot during the attack. She worried she won’t have a job to return to when she recovers. www.nola.com/news/crime_p...
Alabama mom hit by truck, then shot in Bourbon Street attack: 'It's just so disturbing'
A night of revelry was coming to a close for Alexis Scott-Windham and her friends in the early hours of New Year's Eve after they came from Mobile, Alabama to
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January 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Amazon has denied a leave of absence to an Alabama woman who was struck by the New Orleans attacker’s truck and shot in the foot during the attack. She worried she won’t have a job to return to when she recovers. www.nola.com/news/crime_p...
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We’ve got a disabled woman and her dog and they have until the seventh to get this money. We can’t have them out in the cold y’all. It’s gonna be so bad this week. Give if you got! If we all pitch in a little it adds up so fast.
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January 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
We’ve got a disabled woman and her dog and they have until the seventh to get this money. We can’t have them out in the cold y’all. It’s gonna be so bad this week. Give if you got! If we all pitch in a little it adds up so fast.
PayPal.me/ekymutualaid
Venmo - @ekymutualaid
Cashapp - $ekymutualaid
PayPal.me/ekymutualaid
Venmo - @ekymutualaid
Cashapp - $ekymutualaid
This just makes you a theater kid. Super annoying to your local diner staff and patrons, but still less annoying than a lib.
Saw Wicked today. Started crying at the second to last vocal run in defying gravity. Fully lost it on the last run. Guess I'm officially a lib now
December 31, 2024 at 1:26 PM
This just makes you a theater kid. Super annoying to your local diner staff and patrons, but still less annoying than a lib.
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One of Jimmy Carter's biggest, but probably least known accomplishments is getting us very close to eradicating Guinea worm, a horrible disease that almost no one else cared about.
Jimmy Carter took on the awful Guinea worm when no one else would — and he triumphed
Carter targeted diseases primarily affecting the poor in remote areas — notably "Guinea worm disease." Because of his commitment, case numbers plummeted from 3.6 million a year to just 13 in 2022.
www.npr.org
December 29, 2024 at 9:13 PM
One of Jimmy Carter's biggest, but probably least known accomplishments is getting us very close to eradicating Guinea worm, a horrible disease that almost no one else cared about.
She’s so tall! I saw her in September 2023 on the renaissance tour and she was probably a foot shorter. They grow up so fast 🥹
December 26, 2024 at 3:59 AM
She’s so tall! I saw her in September 2023 on the renaissance tour and she was probably a foot shorter. They grow up so fast 🥹