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Customer: I've been on hold for ten minutes, maybe I should call back later.
Recording: Your call is important to us.
Customer: Well, if it's important to them, I'd better stay on hold!
Scenes that have never ever happened, not even once.
Recording: Your call is important to us.
Customer: Well, if it's important to them, I'd better stay on hold!
Scenes that have never ever happened, not even once.
September 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Customer: I've been on hold for ten minutes, maybe I should call back later.
Recording: Your call is important to us.
Customer: Well, if it's important to them, I'd better stay on hold!
Scenes that have never ever happened, not even once.
Recording: Your call is important to us.
Customer: Well, if it's important to them, I'd better stay on hold!
Scenes that have never ever happened, not even once.
Bluesky getting whiny, angry and lashing out at Nate Silver (declaring him racist, homophobic etc) for the sin of pointing out that Bluesky's left wing bubble isn't going to be particular helpful for winning elections is so depressingly on brand for Bluesky.
September 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Bluesky getting whiny, angry and lashing out at Nate Silver (declaring him racist, homophobic etc) for the sin of pointing out that Bluesky's left wing bubble isn't going to be particular helpful for winning elections is so depressingly on brand for Bluesky.
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White House Russia Strategy™️
August 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
White House Russia Strategy™️
Takes like this are so wild to me. Did these people just start reading news? Hell, Gaza isn't even the worst humanitarian crisis happening today!
But no one is allowed joy because unlike all the tragedies beforehand, you're vaguely paying attention to this one?
But no one is allowed joy because unlike all the tragedies beforehand, you're vaguely paying attention to this one?
Anyways, there's a genocide in Gaza and gay marriage is about to be abolished and the age of consent is going to lost to 14 but I'm so glad Taylor Swift is having such a great time
Taylor Swift jokes about being on the ‘New Heights’ podcast:
“You guys have a lot of male sports fans that listen to your podcast. I think we all know that if there’s one thing that male sports fans want to see in their spaces and on their screens — it’s more of me.”
“You guys have a lot of male sports fans that listen to your podcast. I think we all know that if there’s one thing that male sports fans want to see in their spaces and on their screens — it’s more of me.”
August 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Takes like this are so wild to me. Did these people just start reading news? Hell, Gaza isn't even the worst humanitarian crisis happening today!
But no one is allowed joy because unlike all the tragedies beforehand, you're vaguely paying attention to this one?
But no one is allowed joy because unlike all the tragedies beforehand, you're vaguely paying attention to this one?
I wonder what percentage of masked ice agents wrote angry online rants about how they couldn't possibly breathe in a mask...
August 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I wonder what percentage of masked ice agents wrote angry online rants about how they couldn't possibly breathe in a mask...
I almost bumped into and certainly startled Paul F Tompkins moments before he did improv with a local group.
July 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I almost bumped into and certainly startled Paul F Tompkins moments before he did improv with a local group.
Just for fun, name two completely unrelated movies that share the same director.
July 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Just for fun, name two completely unrelated movies that share the same director.
I put a pillow on the freezer once and now it is a second (okay, fifth) bed for this elderly void. (Who was, rightfully, very annoyed to be woken up as I did my chores)
#caturday
#caturday
July 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I put a pillow on the freezer once and now it is a second (okay, fifth) bed for this elderly void. (Who was, rightfully, very annoyed to be woken up as I did my chores)
#caturday
#caturday
I will cry with laughter if/when Ken Paxton's divorce turns out to be, in part, because he paid for his mistress's abortion.
July 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I will cry with laughter if/when Ken Paxton's divorce turns out to be, in part, because he paid for his mistress's abortion.
I love this so much. I think it might be the first time trump has ever mentioned the consequences of misinformation.
Trump on the Epstein files before the election:
"Yeah... I would. I think that less so, because you know, you don't want to affect people's lives if it's phony stuff in there, because it's a lot of phony stuff in there."
"Yeah... I would. I think that less so, because you know, you don't want to affect people's lives if it's phony stuff in there, because it's a lot of phony stuff in there."
July 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I love this so much. I think it might be the first time trump has ever mentioned the consequences of misinformation.
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they wrote an obit for the louvre
Ask not for whom the Louvre of Bluesky tolls, it tolls for thee | TechCrunch
It’s a sad weekend over at Bluesky, where one of the best accounts has disappeared — though we can still hope for its resurrection.
techcrunch.com
July 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
they wrote an obit for the louvre
Sleepy #caturday for this one who strongly believes that comfiness is cumulative, i.e., comfy things are comfier when ON another comfy thing.
June 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Sleepy #caturday for this one who strongly believes that comfiness is cumulative, i.e., comfy things are comfier when ON another comfy thing.
So, I'm good at finding the news stuff on Blue Sky, any suggestions for the memes and fun side of things?
June 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
So, I'm good at finding the news stuff on Blue Sky, any suggestions for the memes and fun side of things?
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IMPORTANT: Stop calling the troops in LA National Guard Troops. They are not. When Trump activated them against the wishes of the Gov they became FEDERAL troops… like the 82nd airborne with no Law enforcement power! Don’t let them confuse you!
June 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
IMPORTANT: Stop calling the troops in LA National Guard Troops. They are not. When Trump activated them against the wishes of the Gov they became FEDERAL troops… like the 82nd airborne with no Law enforcement power! Don’t let them confuse you!
I'd say this is true of my side too though. Maybe it's my feeds/algorithm but I rarely see anyone on BlueSky or Lemmy describe a republican or trump voter as anything other than idiot, a bigot or both.
recent star wars canon holds that grand moff tarkin collects the art of alien species to understand them and more effectively repress them. this idea — that your opponents are sentient like yourself and have motivations worth understanding — is exactly what escapes our current crop of reactionaries.
June 10, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I'd say this is true of my side too though. Maybe it's my feeds/algorithm but I rarely see anyone on BlueSky or Lemmy describe a republican or trump voter as anything other than idiot, a bigot or both.
Easy choice as to what album to listen to today. Good luck LA, show ICE what's up.
June 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Easy choice as to what album to listen to today. Good luck LA, show ICE what's up.
Is there a way to bet on how long it takes before trump says Elon was removed from doge for drug abuse?
June 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Is there a way to bet on how long it takes before trump says Elon was removed from doge for drug abuse?
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We're going to run out of popcorn
June 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
We're going to run out of popcorn
The Oilers giveth and the Oilers taketh.
May 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The Oilers giveth and the Oilers taketh.
April 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
JD Vance really does kill everything he touches.
Rest in Peace Pope Francis.
Rest in Peace Pope Francis.
April 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM
JD Vance really does kill everything he touches.
Rest in Peace Pope Francis.
Rest in Peace Pope Francis.