AJ
@lastcallforaj.bsky.social
Proud Marylander. Loves TV. Praise Beysus. #RavensFlock #LetsGoOs
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AJ
@lastcallforaj.bsky.social
· Nov 22
“Act up in my mentions and I’ll remind ya mama that Planned Parenthood was just two right turns and a cigarette break away from the mistake she made.
Don’t play with me!!!!!!” - Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social
Don’t play with me!!!!!!” - Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social
Came over here to show @audacityofdespair.bsky.social this lol
October 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Came over here to show @audacityofdespair.bsky.social this lol
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twitter not working all day… everything he touches does ultimately fail
March 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
twitter not working all day… everything he touches does ultimately fail
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elon has zero products that work
March 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
elon has zero products that work
Twitter get it together 😭
March 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Twitter get it together 😭
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Sometimes you have to harmonize to keep from crying. 😓🎶 Original song by @agiftfromtodd.bsky.social
February 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Sometimes you have to harmonize to keep from crying. 😓🎶 Original song by @agiftfromtodd.bsky.social
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NGL, this coup is producing some solid bangers
February 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
NGL, this coup is producing some solid bangers
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“I am a king and my will is law” isn’t a clever distraction from what he’s doing, it’s the central underlying justification for everything he’s doing.
Dear media:
Please do not waste time hyperventilating about this dumb comment.
It’s intended to be a distraction from all of the damaging actions he’s taking.
Focus on those.
Please do not waste time hyperventilating about this dumb comment.
It’s intended to be a distraction from all of the damaging actions he’s taking.
Focus on those.
February 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“I am a king and my will is law” isn’t a clever distraction from what he’s doing, it’s the central underlying justification for everything he’s doing.
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dems could pressure hochul to force adams out, forcing a week-long news cycle about donald trumps very obvious corruption or they could also do nothing and send a fundraising email
February 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
dems could pressure hochul to force adams out, forcing a week-long news cycle about donald trumps very obvious corruption or they could also do nothing and send a fundraising email
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Planes are falling out of the sky and the sitting Transportation Secretary is tryna use a lifeline for help 😫
Look at my transportation secretary posting “I need advice” dawg
February 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Planes are falling out of the sky and the sitting Transportation Secretary is tryna use a lifeline for help 😫
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
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With the lil grease spot in the middle?? EVERYTIME!🔥🔥
A home cooked burger on two pieces of bread with do it every time
February 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
With the lil grease spot in the middle?? EVERYTIME!🔥🔥
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This really explains what’s happening at every level of our society
We’re in the midst of a loser epidemic
February 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
This really explains what’s happening at every level of our society
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
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watching eric adams allow himself, joyfully, to be brought on fox news surrounded by fascists, them telling him “be a good boy for us or you’re next” is insane and genuinely feels like something out of a crime thriller movie. unreal that the democrats are allowing him to keep his post
February 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
watching eric adams allow himself, joyfully, to be brought on fox news surrounded by fascists, them telling him “be a good boy for us or you’re next” is insane and genuinely feels like something out of a crime thriller movie. unreal that the democrats are allowing him to keep his post
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The quickest way to a man’s heart is to insert a needle between the xiphoid process and left costal margin at a 15-to-30-degree angle, directed towards the left shoulder
February 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The quickest way to a man’s heart is to insert a needle between the xiphoid process and left costal margin at a 15-to-30-degree angle, directed towards the left shoulder
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hey does anyone want to see the the trump administration extort the mayor of americas largest city on live tv?
Tom Homan basically admits to a quid pro quo for dropping the corruption charges against Mayor Eric Adams in exchange for enforcing Donald Trump's mass deportation plan.
"If he doesn't come through...I'll be in his office, up his butt, saying 'where the hell is the agreement we came to?'"
Vile.
"If he doesn't come through...I'll be in his office, up his butt, saying 'where the hell is the agreement we came to?'"
Vile.
February 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
hey does anyone want to see the the trump administration extort the mayor of americas largest city on live tv?
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(third in line to the presidency btw)
February 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
(third in line to the presidency btw)
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whipping up hysteria about antipsychotic medications seems like a bad idea!
February 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
whipping up hysteria about antipsychotic medications seems like a bad idea!
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Happy Valentine’s Day. I hope yall day is full of being loved out loud.
February 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Happy Valentine’s Day. I hope yall day is full of being loved out loud.
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
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god this guy is an idiot. like, a stone cold idiot who sincerely believes that war fighting and preparedness is about having the biggest dick
Hegseth at NATO summit: "We can talk all we want about values. Values are important. But you can't shoot values."
February 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
god this guy is an idiot. like, a stone cold idiot who sincerely believes that war fighting and preparedness is about having the biggest dick