mateo’s bluesky
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nyc via chicago, they/them/elle
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nyc via chicago, they/them/elle
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what are your favorite oomf-owned, queer-owned, and/or local small businesses where you’re shopping for the holidays? drop some links
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
what are your favorite oomf-owned, queer-owned, and/or local small businesses where you’re shopping for the holidays? drop some links
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Puro Teatro
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November 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Elder woman had her card declined at the store so she whipped out literal stacks of cash to pay, just a full baller move
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Elder woman had her card declined at the store so she whipped out literal stacks of cash to pay, just a full baller move
Remixes
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November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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American Express Launches Small Sweatshop Saturday https://theonion.com/american-express-launches-small-sweatshop-saturday/
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
American Express Launches Small Sweatshop Saturday https://theonion.com/american-express-launches-small-sweatshop-saturday/
Happy fat cock Friday
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Happy fat cock Friday
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Post-dinner drinks are hitting
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Post-dinner drinks are hitting
Ilysm (my new sweater)
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Ilysm (my new sweater)
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What fool convinced Jimmy Fallon that we want a holiday song from him every year?
Because I’d like to kick them right in the pants.
Because I’d like to kick them right in the pants.
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
What fool convinced Jimmy Fallon that we want a holiday song from him every year?
Because I’d like to kick them right in the pants.
Because I’d like to kick them right in the pants.
Got drained tn, jappi almost thanksgiving 🤤
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Got drained tn, jappi almost thanksgiving 🤤
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clocked out = ass out 🙂↕️
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
clocked out = ass out 🙂↕️
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Thanksgiving’s at our place this year, so I’ve got to make sure each guest cums and leaves so satisfied it’ll stay on their mind long after they’re gone 😏😈
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Thanksgiving’s at our place this year, so I’ve got to make sure each guest cums and leaves so satisfied it’ll stay on their mind long after they’re gone 😏😈
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Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
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Airlines Hiring Anyone Who Looks Good In Crisp Uniform To Offset Pilot Shortage https://theonion.com/airlines-hiring-anyone-who-looks-good-in-crisp-uniform-1849094258/
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Airlines Hiring Anyone Who Looks Good In Crisp Uniform To Offset Pilot Shortage https://theonion.com/airlines-hiring-anyone-who-looks-good-in-crisp-uniform-1849094258/
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You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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Physically at work, mentally gooning at the bate factory
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Physically at work, mentally gooning at the bate factory
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Monday again?
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Monday again?
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Your favorite pose
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Your favorite pose
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it’s Friday Fuckers
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
it’s Friday Fuckers
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Is it true you were his oomfie?
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Is it true you were his oomfie?