Joseph Lezza
@josephlezza.com
Writer. Worrier. Full-time coffee chugger. Eric Hoffer Book Award Finalist. “I’m Never Fine,” a memoir, OUT NOW from Vine Leaves Press
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Joseph Lezza
@josephlezza.com
· Nov 15
Hello, bluski. I’m Joseph. I’m a writer, memoirist, and Eric Hoffer Book Award finalist. I’m also totally gaybones and, on some days, am not terrible to look at. I’d love to connect with other writers, readers, and all-around sweater wearers. Plz share and lets follow each other into oblivion!
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Everybody wants this.
Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci return in The Devil Wears Prada 2, in theaters May 1. Watch the full trailer now.
Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci return in The Devil Wears Prada 2, in theaters May 1. Watch the full trailer now.
February 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Everybody wants this.
Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci return in The Devil Wears Prada 2, in theaters May 1. Watch the full trailer now.
Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci return in The Devil Wears Prada 2, in theaters May 1. Watch the full trailer now.
Don’t get high and watch Mitch & Mickey sing “A Kiss at the End of the Rainbow.”
You will cry the cryest of cries.
You will cry the cryest of cries.
February 1, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Don’t get high and watch Mitch & Mickey sing “A Kiss at the End of the Rainbow.”
You will cry the cryest of cries.
You will cry the cryest of cries.
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I won’t recover from this
January 30, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I won’t recover from this
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what a whirlwind of a performer. RIP, Catherine O'Hara
January 30, 2026 at 6:51 PM
what a whirlwind of a performer. RIP, Catherine O'Hara
Absolutely not. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
January 30, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Absolutely not. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Ah, the sweet angel’s touch of a nascent migraine..
January 30, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Ah, the sweet angel’s touch of a nascent migraine..
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This shit is so fucking funny. An academy award nominated director to create some dogshit they’d show you in grade school after “flight of the Mimi” and for some reason they did it with AI to cost a mint rather than using local actors. Baffling. We live in the dumbest timeline
You don't have the be an avowed AI hater to be impressed without lifeless and unwatchable this is.
January 30, 2026 at 12:36 AM
This shit is so fucking funny. An academy award nominated director to create some dogshit they’d show you in grade school after “flight of the Mimi” and for some reason they did it with AI to cost a mint rather than using local actors. Baffling. We live in the dumbest timeline
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This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 AM
This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
God, I Fucking Suck: A poem.
January 28, 2026 at 8:30 PM
God, I Fucking Suck: A poem.
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for my GQ debut, I wrote about my strange addiction to complimentary hair transplant consultations, and how I finally quit it cold turkey… by going to Turkey www.gq.com/story/i-was-...
I Was Addicted to Hair Transplant Consultations
In college I developed an extreme body dysmorphia around my hairline. It took countless transplant consultations—and public confessions—to come out the other side.
www.gq.com
January 28, 2026 at 6:24 PM
for my GQ debut, I wrote about my strange addiction to complimentary hair transplant consultations, and how I finally quit it cold turkey… by going to Turkey www.gq.com/story/i-was-...
Sure, sex is great.
But, have you ever left a zoom meeting at the posted end time despite the fact that people were still talking?
But, have you ever left a zoom meeting at the posted end time despite the fact that people were still talking?
January 27, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Sure, sex is great.
But, have you ever left a zoom meeting at the posted end time despite the fact that people were still talking?
But, have you ever left a zoom meeting at the posted end time despite the fact that people were still talking?
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Fun fact: Your local bookstore is doing more to protect you and your neighbors than Amazon is.
January 26, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Fun fact: Your local bookstore is doing more to protect you and your neighbors than Amazon is.
Is he hott or is it just that gap in his two front teeth?
Is he hot or is he just the only other gay people on this flight?
Is he hot or is he just uncut?
January 26, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Is he hott or is it just that gap in his two front teeth?
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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
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Alex Pretti was an ICU nurse serving veterans. He died trying to protect protestors being assaulted. A group of anonymous & masked men fired chemicals into his face, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him in broad daylight in front of witnesses. Then his government smeared him & defended his murder.
January 24, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Alex Pretti was an ICU nurse serving veterans. He died trying to protect protestors being assaulted. A group of anonymous & masked men fired chemicals into his face, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him in broad daylight in front of witnesses. Then his government smeared him & defended his murder.
Bruh, if I see one more LinkedIN post warning people to change industries because Jamie Dimon said companies are going to continue to prioritize profits over people.
F*ck your doom posting and, sincerely, f*ck Jamie Dimon.
F*ck your doom posting and, sincerely, f*ck Jamie Dimon.
January 22, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Bruh, if I see one more LinkedIN post warning people to change industries because Jamie Dimon said companies are going to continue to prioritize profits over people.
F*ck your doom posting and, sincerely, f*ck Jamie Dimon.
F*ck your doom posting and, sincerely, f*ck Jamie Dimon.
A giant, bulging hulk of a man held the door for me today and I complimented his tight-fitting sweater.
We marry in the spring.
We marry in the spring.
January 21, 2026 at 7:46 PM
A giant, bulging hulk of a man held the door for me today and I complimented his tight-fitting sweater.
We marry in the spring.
We marry in the spring.
Ah, the sound of fresh corporate loogies being hawked in the morning.
January 21, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Ah, the sound of fresh corporate loogies being hawked in the morning.
I really feel like I should get something for not crying today.
Well, so far.
Well, so far.
January 20, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I really feel like I should get something for not crying today.
Well, so far.
Well, so far.