Joseph Lezza
@josephlezza.com
Writer. Worrier. Full-time coffee chugger. Eric Hoffer Book Award Finalist. “I’m Never Fine,” a memoir, OUT NOW from Vine Leaves Press
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Joseph Lezza
@josephlezza.com
· Nov 15
Hello, bluski. I’m Joseph. I’m a writer, memoirist, and Eric Hoffer Book Award finalist. I’m also totally gaybones and, on some days, am not terrible to look at. I’d love to connect with other writers, readers, and all-around sweater wearers. Plz share and lets follow each other into oblivion!
Hate when I spot someone wearing a cool shirt and neglect to ask them where they got it because it inevitably results in countless internet rabbit holes that all lead to websites called ManlyShirtNotAScam.com.
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Hate when I spot someone wearing a cool shirt and neglect to ask them where they got it because it inevitably results in countless internet rabbit holes that all lead to websites called ManlyShirtNotAScam.com.
I simply can’t abide the word “guncle.”
Sorry, all.
Sorry, all.
November 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I simply can’t abide the word “guncle.”
Sorry, all.
Sorry, all.
As much as I love and miss my father, the way I would never…absolutely EVER…want to talk to a virtual facsimile of him. Not only would that be an insult to his memory, I can’t imagine it would be anything but a heartbreaking and hollow experience.
The app was co-founded by Calum Worthy, a former Disney Channel actor known for starring in “Austin & Ally.”
Disney Channel Star’s AI App That Creates Avatars Of Dead Relatives Sparks Backlash
The app was co-founded by Calum Worthy, a former Disney Channel actor known for starring in “Austin & Ally.”
www.forbes.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
As much as I love and miss my father, the way I would never…absolutely EVER…want to talk to a virtual facsimile of him. Not only would that be an insult to his memory, I can’t imagine it would be anything but a heartbreaking and hollow experience.
Today, a Tinder match unmatched me within the course of three messages. My other two have gone radio silent.
BUT, a good looking guy mistook me for a fit person and asked me where the gym was.
And, imma let that carry me thru dinner.
BUT, a good looking guy mistook me for a fit person and asked me where the gym was.
And, imma let that carry me thru dinner.
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Today, a Tinder match unmatched me within the course of three messages. My other two have gone radio silent.
BUT, a good looking guy mistook me for a fit person and asked me where the gym was.
And, imma let that carry me thru dinner.
BUT, a good looking guy mistook me for a fit person and asked me where the gym was.
And, imma let that carry me thru dinner.
Senator Magoo over here.
Sen. John Fetterman of Pennsylvania has been hospitalized after a fall near his Pennsylvania home, which caused minor injuries to his face, his spokesman said.
Fetterman hospitalized after fall near his Pennsylvania home
A spokesman for Sen. John Fetterman said a "ventricular fibrillation flare-up" led to him feeling light-headed.
www.cbsnews.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Senator Magoo over here.
Dating in 2025:
Me: “Hey, is that you with your family in pic 2? Y’all are cute.”
Him: (unmatches)
Me:
Me: “Hey, is that you with your family in pic 2? Y’all are cute.”
Him: (unmatches)
Me:
a man in a suit is holding a brown jacket over his shoulder .
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a brown jacket over his shoulder .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Dating in 2025:
Me: “Hey, is that you with your family in pic 2? Y’all are cute.”
Him: (unmatches)
Me:
Me: “Hey, is that you with your family in pic 2? Y’all are cute.”
Him: (unmatches)
Me:
Just surrendered my cab to Fran Lebowitz outside Penn Station.
Honestly surprised I didn’t say “Holy fuck, you’re Fran Lebowitz!”
Honestly surprised I didn’t say “Holy fuck, you’re Fran Lebowitz!”
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Just surrendered my cab to Fran Lebowitz outside Penn Station.
Honestly surprised I didn’t say “Holy fuck, you’re Fran Lebowitz!”
Honestly surprised I didn’t say “Holy fuck, you’re Fran Lebowitz!”
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The way we need to stop employing Sydney Sweeney, a woman with the range of an Easy Bake Oven.
November 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The way we need to stop employing Sydney Sweeney, a woman with the range of an Easy Bake Oven.
In the immortal words of Geri Halliwell: Look at me.
November 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
In the immortal words of Geri Halliwell: Look at me.
Gurl, you don’t need a bear with a straw in its head, you need THERAPY.
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Gurl, you don’t need a bear with a straw in its head, you need THERAPY.
Listen, this is male erasure. Because, I definitely contributed.
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Listen, this is male erasure. Because, I definitely contributed.
OMG THEYRE PLAYING NATASHA BEDINGFIELD AT THE MAMDANI VICTORY PARTY
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
OMG THEYRE PLAYING NATASHA BEDINGFIELD AT THE MAMDANI VICTORY PARTY
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New Jersey, it is the honor of my life to earn your trust to become this great state’s 57th Governor.
I promise to listen, lead with courage, and never forget who I serve.
I promise to listen, lead with courage, and never forget who I serve.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
New Jersey, it is the honor of my life to earn your trust to become this great state’s 57th Governor.
I promise to listen, lead with courage, and never forget who I serve.
I promise to listen, lead with courage, and never forget who I serve.
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Nature is healing!!
WOW! They called it! Mikie Sherrill wins New Jersey gubernatorial!
November 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Nature is healing!!
I’m all for exercising civic liberties. But, as a 5+ year poll worker, it is soul crushing to see how many grown ass adults don’t even know what their district is.
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I’m all for exercising civic liberties. But, as a 5+ year poll worker, it is soul crushing to see how many grown ass adults don’t even know what their district is.
If you spam text me I WILL answer.
November 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If you spam text me I WILL answer.
A toxic trait of mine is that I can’t help but sing every word that ends in -ation to the tune of Janet Jackson’s “Rhythm Nation.”
November 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
A toxic trait of mine is that I can’t help but sing every word that ends in -ation to the tune of Janet Jackson’s “Rhythm Nation.”
There’s something comforting about that fact that Blow Pops haven’t changed one iota, aesthetically.
October 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
There’s something comforting about that fact that Blow Pops haven’t changed one iota, aesthetically.
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Milky Wax
Milky Wax
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Soul Patch Kids
Soul Patch Kids
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Swedish fist
Swedish fist
October 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Milky Wax
Milky Wax
I would have given up everything I own for Harvey Kinkle.
October 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I would have given up everything I own for Harvey Kinkle.
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Pretty goofy the Cuomo bros are trying to claim Mamdani ran an "identity politics" campaign when Cuomo spent the whole time going "Bada bing it's-a me Mario Cuomo's son saying fuggetabout it to this Muslim who loves 9/11 because he's muslim. Now that's a spicy meatball from me, Mario Cuomo's son."
October 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Pretty goofy the Cuomo bros are trying to claim Mamdani ran an "identity politics" campaign when Cuomo spent the whole time going "Bada bing it's-a me Mario Cuomo's son saying fuggetabout it to this Muslim who loves 9/11 because he's muslim. Now that's a spicy meatball from me, Mario Cuomo's son."
