Joseph Lezza
@josephlezza.com
Writer. Worrier. Full-time coffee chugger. Eric Hoffer Book Award Finalist. “I’m Never Fine,” a memoir, OUT NOW from Vine Leaves Press
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In the immortal words of Geri Halliwell: Look at me.
November 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
In the immortal words of Geri Halliwell: Look at me.
If you spam text me I WILL answer.
November 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If you spam text me I WILL answer.
There’s something comforting about that fact that Blow Pops haven’t changed one iota, aesthetically.
October 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
There’s something comforting about that fact that Blow Pops haven’t changed one iota, aesthetically.
I would have given up everything I own for Harvey Kinkle.
October 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I would have given up everything I own for Harvey Kinkle.
Heartbreaking and glorious. Love, someone who considered Uncle Buck to be his actual uncle.
October 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Heartbreaking and glorious. Love, someone who considered Uncle Buck to be his actual uncle.
Literally obsessed with me.
October 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Literally obsessed with me.
Cousin It trying to thirst trap.
October 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Cousin It trying to thirst trap.
I think she got my hair exactly right.
October 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I think she got my hair exactly right.
I told them not to, but they went ahead and named a street after me, anyway.
October 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I told them not to, but they went ahead and named a street after me, anyway.
There’s enough bread in me to sop up the entire Adriatic.
October 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
There’s enough bread in me to sop up the entire Adriatic.
Men stop posing like this challenge.
October 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Men stop posing like this challenge.
Body brought to you by cornetti con crema.
October 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Body brought to you by cornetti con crema.
Un uomo in cima al duomo.
October 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Un uomo in cima al duomo.
What if we kissed at the Porto Antico sign in Genova?
October 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
What if we kissed at the Porto Antico sign in Genova?
Boy stuns with backpack…?
October 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Boy stuns with backpack…?
“Would you like croutons in your salad or would you prefer we just hide half a bagel under the burrata?”
October 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
“Would you like croutons in your salad or would you prefer we just hide half a bagel under the burrata?”
Boy who’s happy to be anywhere but America.
October 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Boy who’s happy to be anywhere but America.
Someone ask me out so I can show up wearing this.
September 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Someone ask me out so I can show up wearing this.
The perfect line delivery doesn’t exi-
September 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The perfect line delivery doesn’t exi-