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queen of curses
@lannahmary.bsky.social
half capitalism hater, half trinket enjoyer

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literally had an organ removed 5 days ago that’s so crazy to me
January 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Every 24 hour period between Christmas and New Years should just be called Blurrsday since they all seem the same.
December 27, 2024 at 5:30 PM
i’ve been watching shitty hallmark movies all day happy winter solstice
December 22, 2024 at 5:51 AM
guys an opening for my literal dream job just appeared. universe please please please throw me a bone
December 21, 2024 at 5:12 PM
debating on dyeing my hair back pink cuz fuck it why not the world is ending anyway
December 21, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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Bro, are you ok? You look like butter scraped over too much bread.
December 14, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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I was def born in the right era because I get to spend my winter weekends inside drinking hot cocoa and playing stardew valley instead of being hanged for begging a tree god to bring the sun back
December 14, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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Land doesn’t vote. Stop pretending it does.
December 14, 2024 at 9:08 PM
i literally think i could drink canadian a&w sweet and sour sauce. i keep thinking about it
December 13, 2024 at 9:26 PM
i really think that everyone should have the whole week of christmas off. not for religious reasons. for vibes reasons. stop the economy idc!
December 13, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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and for successfully resisting the urge to eat a little treat, I shall reward myself with a little treat
December 9, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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Season’s Greetings 🎄
December 10, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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I don’t want to girl boss anymore. I want to play Stardew Valley for 18 hours straight and poison the town soup with the Mayor’s underpants.
December 9, 2024 at 9:47 PM
all i’ll say is back pain really does radicalize you
December 9, 2024 at 9:20 PM
cuz why are we trying to use tax dollars to put a mining company in a state park you tell me
Stop giving public land to developers
December 9, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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loud soup slurpers unite
December 9, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Luigi… the boycott
December 9, 2024 at 6:52 PM
sorry but i do not understand taylor swift fans some of y’all will make your entire mental health dependent on a multibillionaire who consistently rips you off and makes her music inaccessible it’s really corny
December 9, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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Damn I'm feeling really depressed

*starts up stardew valley*
December 9, 2024 at 2:49 AM
i played stardew valley for 9 hours yesterday and i’m telling myself it makes up for all the time i did not play video games for the last 10 years lol
December 9, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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Do not cross me. You will wake up Bald. One tooth one hair like a cartoon baby.
December 7, 2024 at 4:59 AM
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People have been so happy on social media the past few days I think it might be the first time UnitedHealthcare has ever helped with mental health
December 7, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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Stardew Valley is ✨️Gay✨️
December 7, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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All the dickheads talking about how “there is no unlimited healthcare” as if we do not know that, as if almost every system even with long wait times is not better than the one we have, where we pay the MOST of any country but GET LESS.
December 7, 2024 at 3:40 PM
turn this tv off turn this tv off
December 6, 2024 at 8:43 PM